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Get Ready To Play
Slightly cloudy with chance of heavy yarn ball downpours. (We know, we know... we said we wouldn't post cat videos.)
SunChips Compostable Bag
Apparently, the 100% compostable SunChips bags are a little loud. Because of an outcry from Earth-hating Americans on Facebook, Frito-Lay has decided to go back to their old, planet-be-damned packaging.
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Five Infuzed THC Seltzers
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Five CBD.
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Velocity 1970 Ford F-100
Velocity's Street Series 1970 Ford F-100 is a bold reinvention of the classic truck, blending menacing street style with modern muscle. Cloaked in triple black, it sits low on staggered Forgeline alloy wheels wrapped in Michelin Pilot Sport tires. Underneath, a Roadster Shop Spec Chassis, coilover suspension, and Baer brakes deliver razor-sharp handling, while a Gen III 5.0L Coyote V8 pushes 460 horsepower through a 10-speed automatic. On the interior, rich black Velocity Leather with white stitching, billet accents, and an Alpine touchscreen make the cabin as refined as the performance.
Presented by Velocity.
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Beer Portal
This commercial for Tooheys Extra Dry just might make you watch where you stick your hand when grabbing for that last brew. Two words: Tongue Aliens.
Charity Water
There are a billion people living without clean water. Charity Water is asking folks on their birthdays to give up gifts and instead ask for donations. Seems a bit more useful than an iPhone 4.
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Medterra Rapid Keto
Accelerate your keto journey with Medterra's Rapid Keto Wellness Boosters — formulated to enhance energy, support ketosis, and optimize fat metabolism. Infused with clinically proven MCTs and DHA Omega-3s, these boosters help your body efficiently burn fat for fuel, keeping you energized and focused throughout the day. Take one pouch daily — by itself or mixed into your favorite beverage-so essential nutrients reach your cells faster and more effectively than traditional supplements. Rapid Keto Wellness Boosters provide the extra edge while remaining gluten-free and non-GMO helping you achieve your health goals effortlessly. Simplify your keto routine with Medterra and experience a focused boost towards wellness.
Presented by Medterra.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Sling TV
Cut the cord and take control of your TV lineup with Sling TV, the ultimate live streaming service offering flexibility, affordability, and top-tier entertainment. Watch live sports, news, and your favorite shows with channels like ESPN, TBS, and TNT — perfect for catching every moment of March Madness for just $23 in your first month. Customize your experience by adding premium channels like Paramount+ with SHOWTIME, STARZ, and AMC+, giving you access to exclusive movies and shows such as Yellowstone, South Park, The Office, Friends, The Penguin, and more — all with no long-term contracts. With Sling, you decide what to watch and when to watch it—because TV should work for you.
Presented by Sling TV.
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Mermaid Breath
Is the sex really that good?
She's Always A Woman
This is why you should never have kids of your own. It's just one big tear jerker after another.
