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Get Ready To Play
Slightly cloudy with chance of heavy yarn ball downpours. (We know, we know... we said we wouldn't post cat videos.)
SunChips Compostable Bag
Apparently, the 100% compostable SunChips bags are a little loud. Because of an outcry from Earth-hating Americans on Facebook, Frito-Lay has decided to go back to their old, planet-be-damned packaging.
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Nike Air Max Dn8
Legendary designer Tinker Hatfield drew inspiration from Parisian architecture to reestablish Air technology as a leader in cushioning. The Nike Air Max DN8 Summit takes Hatfield's advanced Dynamic Air technology and condenses it into a sleek, low-profile silhouette. Dual-chambered tubes with precisely tuned pressure levels shift airflow with each step and compression, delivering responsive cushioning throughout the stride. The Dynamic Air unit sits directly above the rubber outsole for a lower, more stable profile, while the lightweight upper radiates energy through breathable mesh. Wrapped in a bold, high-contrast colorway, the DN8 Summit presents a sleek and modern interpretation of Nike's evolving Air platform.
Presented by Nike.
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WeightWatchers Wegovy Pill
Prescription weight loss is becoming part of a broader wellness system, and WeightWatchers is integrating it directly into its platform with access to the Wegovy pill through its clinical program. The offering combines medical evaluation, prescription access for those who qualify, and ongoing support inside the WeightWatchers app, connecting GLP-1 treatment with proven tracking and coaching tools. Rather than replacing lifestyle change, the program is designed to work alongside it, helping manage appetite while reinforcing healthier routines. The result is a more modern approach to weight management that blends medication, accountability, and long-term habit building into a single, guided experience.
Presented by WeightWatchers.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Beer Portal
This commercial for Tooheys Extra Dry just might make you watch where you stick your hand when grabbing for that last brew. Two words: Tongue Aliens.
Charity Water
There are a billion people living without clean water. Charity Water is asking folks on their birthdays to give up gifts and instead ask for donations. Seems a bit more useful than an iPhone 4.
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Mermaid Breath
Is the sex really that good?
She's Always A Woman
This is why you should never have kids of your own. It's just one big tear jerker after another.
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Nike Waffle Racer
Nike blends vintage running heritage with modern performance in a silhouette that pairs a moccasin-inspired suede upper with the brand's iconic Waffle outsole. The soft suede upper nods to classic runners, while a foam midsole adds lightweight cushioning suited for mixed terrain. Underfoot, the rubber Waffle tread delivers the grip and durability that made the original design famous. The result is a versatile trainer that moves easily between road, trail, and everyday wear.
Presented by Nike.
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T-Mobile for Business
T-Mobile for Business bundles premium devices with its nationwide network to simplify the modern company tech stack. Whether your workflow runs on Apple or Samsung, it offers an all-in-one approach that pairs business-ready plans with the hardware teams already rely on. It's designed to keep teams connected and productive without the usual IT headaches.
Presented by
T-Mobile.
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Love Story
That hairpiece will be the death of you.
Mr. Wind
Good thing for alternative energy. Mr. Wind was turning into an ass.
