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Get Ready To Play
Slightly cloudy with chance of heavy yarn ball downpours. (We know, we know... we said we wouldn't post cat videos.)
SunChips Compostable Bag
Apparently, the 100% compostable SunChips bags are a little loud. Because of an outcry from Earth-hating Americans on Facebook, Frito-Lay has decided to go back to their old, planet-be-damned packaging.
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Nike Alphafly 3 Shoe
Lace up for long-distance performance with the Nike Alphafly 3. Built for marathon pacing, it combines two Air Zoom units with a carbon fiber plate to store and return energy with every stride. Paired with a ZoomX foam midsole, the shoe keeps you feeling fresh mile after mile, while its lightweight construction and notched laces make it the most responsive Alphafly yet. Designed to support speed and endurance, the Alphafly 3 delivers performance that makes long runs feel effortless and leaves personal bests in the dust.
Presented by Nike.
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Beyond Alpha Ultimate Alpha Stack
The Ultimate Alpha Stack from Beyond Alpha is a two-part hormone optimization system designed to restore masculine vitality. It combines T Breakthrough, a blend of 14 clinically backed compounds (like TestoSurge Fenugreek, Tongkat Ali, Shilajit, and Black Maca) shown to boost testosterone, with EstroControl, a formula built to detox estrogen using ingredients like DIM, resveratrol, milk thistle, and broccoli sprout extract. Together, the stack supports fat loss, improved energy and drive, sharper focus, and more balanced body composition. All 24 ingredients are tested for purity and potency, helping you reset your hormonal ecosystem and perform at your peak.
Presented by Beyond Alpha.
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Beer Portal
This commercial for Tooheys Extra Dry just might make you watch where you stick your hand when grabbing for that last brew. Two words: Tongue Aliens.
Charity Water
There are a billion people living without clean water. Charity Water is asking folks on their birthdays to give up gifts and instead ask for donations. Seems a bit more useful than an iPhone 4.
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Mermaid Breath
Is the sex really that good?
She's Always A Woman
This is why you should never have kids of your own. It's just one big tear jerker after another.
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Dollar Shave Club Black Friday Event
This holiday season, smooth is the standard. For a limited time from November 3 to December 17, The Season of Smooth turns chaos into calm with up to 50% off select products. Then get ready for the 5 Days of Deals from November 27 to December 1—five days of unbeatable savings on grooming essentials, bulk blades, and electric favorites. Whether you're building your own routine or gifting smarter this year, every deal delivers that effortless polish that defines a true smooth operator. Spend $25 or more to receive a free gift with purchase, and explore curated gift guides packed with practical presents everyone will actually use. It's the season to shop smart, gift well, and look great doing it.
Presented by Dollar Shave Club.
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Aeropostale Cloud-Soft Pullover Hoodie
The Aeropostale Cloud-Soft Pullover Hoodie is a cozy, go-to layer built for everyday comfort. Made from cloud-soft fleece, it drapes effortlessly while keeping you warm without feeling bulky. The classic pullover design, adjustable hood, and front kangaroo pocket make it perfect for layering over tees or pairing with joggers for laid-back style. Soft, simple, and endlessly wearable, it is an easy upgrade for any casual wardrobe.
Presented by Aeropostale.
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Love Story
That hairpiece will be the death of you.
Mr. Wind
Good thing for alternative energy. Mr. Wind was turning into an ass.
