Megan Fox for Armani
The spicy Megan Fox stripped down to her skivvies for the latest Armani commercial. Thank you, fashion industry, for your completely gratuitous way of selling jeans.
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Darth Sheen
Charlie Sheen has returned to his home planet of Mars where he reigns as a total bitchin' rockstar, surrounded by people like him with tiger blood and Adonis DNA. Clearly, Darth Sheen is winning.
The President's Speech
And the Oscar goes to... George W. Bush and his nucular power pants.
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WeightWatchers Wegovy Pill
Prescription weight loss is becoming part of a broader wellness system, and WeightWatchers is integrating it directly into its platform with access to the Wegovy pill through its clinical program. The offering combines medical evaluation, prescription access for those who qualify, and ongoing support inside the WeightWatchers app, connecting GLP-1 treatment with proven tracking and coaching tools. Rather than replacing lifestyle change, the program is designed to work alongside it, helping manage appetite while reinforcing healthier routines. The result is a more modern approach to weight management that blends medication, accountability, and long-term habit building into a single, guided experience.
Presented by WeightWatchers.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Men's Wearhouse Spring Collection
Spring and summer style just got simpler with Men's Wearhouse, the one-stop shop for weddings, milestones, and weekend getaways. Breathable suiting, four-way stretch dress shirts, and casual essentials like polos, jeans, and linen pieces make it easy to look sharp from work to play. Performance fabrics meet versatile design, letting you move, celebrate, and travel without sacrificing style. Add seasonal deals and full outfit solutions for grooms, groomsmen, and everyday wear, and it's effortless head-to-toe confidence all season long.
Presented by Men's Wearhouse.
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Tron: Uprising
Disney XD is continuing the Tron franchise with a animated 10-part series coming during the summer of 2012. The series is set to take place between the original Tron and Tron: Legacy and features the voices of Elijah Wood, Mandy Moore, and Bruce Boxleitner. So, you have a little over a year to make friends with an 8-year old so you can have an excuse to watch the Disney Channel.
Hottie Body Hump Club
If you want to look like the kind of woman fitness guru Jimmy K would select for a love making session, join the ridiculawesome Hottie Body Hump Club like stars Scarlett Johanson and Jessica Alba.
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Brad Bird's Hostage Acceptance Speech
Brad Bird received the prestigous Winsor McCay Award for his career in animation that included The Simpsons and The Incredibles, just to name a few. Skip ahead to 4:30 to see his surprising acceptance speech.
Wayne's World Reunion
On last night's SNL, Mike Myers and Dana Carvey reprised their roles for a Wayne's World Oscar special. Party on.
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REKS Prescription Golf Sunglasses
Performance eyewear gets a purpose-built edge with REKS Golf sunglasses, designed specifically for the demands of the course. At the core are Color-Boosting Trivex lenses that enhance contrast and depth perception, making it easier to track the ball in flight and read subtle breaks on the green with precision. Unlike standard shades, the non-polarized design preserves visual cues critical for distance judgment, while anti-reflective coatings and 100% UV protection keep vision clear in changing light. Paired with lightweight, unbreakable frames built for all-day comfort, the result is a focused upgrade that sharpens your game without adding distractions.
Presented by REKS.
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Vita Coco Treats
Vita Coco is turning up the sweet-and-tart with its newest Frosted Lemonade Treats, the latest addition to its popular coconut water-inspired lineup. Following hits like Strawberries & Creme and Orange & Creme, this flavor pairs zesty lemon with a coconutty finish for a refreshingly indulgent twist. Designed as a small moment of escape, Frosted Lemonade Treats transform a hectic commute or cluttered desk into a sunnier state of mind, delivering the functional benefits of coconut water with bold, pronounceable ingredients. Available nationwide in stores and online, it's the ultimate pick-me-up for anyone who wants a mindful, mood-boosting treat that feels like summer in a bottle.
Presented by Vita Coco.
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Greatest Sports Pep Talk Ever
A compilation of great pep talks featuring none other than Kenny Powers to get you pumped. You may now begin to slow clap.
