Megan Fox for Armani
The spicy Megan Fox stripped down to her skivvies for the latest Armani commercial. Thank you, fashion industry, for your completely gratuitous way of selling jeans.
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Darth Sheen
Charlie Sheen has returned to his home planet of Mars where he reigns as a total bitchin' rockstar, surrounded by people like him with tiger blood and Adonis DNA. Clearly, Darth Sheen is winning.
The President's Speech
And the Oscar goes to... George W. Bush and his nucular power pants.
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Happy Head Hair Growth Solution
Happy Head is changing the game in hair care by offering prescription-strength, dermatologist-formulated treatments for hair thinning and loss. Using clinically proven ingredients like Minoxidil, Finasteride, Spironolactone, and Retinol, each formula is customized for your hair type, gender, and goals, all delivered through a seamless tele-dermatology platform. For an extra layer of personalization, the optional StrandIQ™ at-home DNA test analyzes genetic markers to optimize results. Enjoy an extra 25% off site wide this December.
Presented by Happy Head.
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Webroot Total Protection
Webroot Total Protection arrives just in time for holiday browsing, offering an all-in-one cybersecurity powerhouse that keeps your digital life locked down while you shop, stream, and stay connected. It combines top-rated antivirus performance with identity monitoring, secure VPN, password protection, parental controls, and unlimited cloud backup across up to 10 devices, giving you peace of mind even if you slip up online. With ever-evolving threats and breaches happening daily, it makes staying protected simple, smart, and stress-free. New customers save 50% during the holidays, making now the moment to upgrade your online security.
Presented by Webroot.
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Tron: Uprising
Disney XD is continuing the Tron franchise with a animated 10-part series coming during the summer of 2012. The series is set to take place between the original Tron and Tron: Legacy and features the voices of Elijah Wood, Mandy Moore, and Bruce Boxleitner. So, you have a little over a year to make friends with an 8-year old so you can have an excuse to watch the Disney Channel.
Hottie Body Hump Club
If you want to look like the kind of woman fitness guru Jimmy K would select for a love making session, join the ridiculawesome Hottie Body Hump Club like stars Scarlett Johanson and Jessica Alba.
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Brad Bird's Hostage Acceptance Speech
Brad Bird received the prestigous Winsor McCay Award for his career in animation that included The Simpsons and The Incredibles, just to name a few. Skip ahead to 4:30 to see his surprising acceptance speech.
Wayne's World Reunion
On last night's SNL, Mike Myers and Dana Carvey reprised their roles for a Wayne's World Oscar special. Party on.
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Fatty15 Nutritional Supplement
Fatty15's "Your Essential Fatty Acid" supplement focuses on a single, science-backed fat, pentadecanoic acid (C15:0), in a clean, vegan-friendly capsule designed to support long-term cellular health. C15:0 helps strengthen cell membranes against oxidative damage, supports metabolic, liver, immune, and cognitive health, and may improve sleep, energy stability, and overall resilience. Packaged in refillable, eco-conscious bottles and free from preservatives or fillers, it is a low-burden supplement that fits easily into daily routines while supporting overall wellness.
Presented by Fatty15.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Omre NMN + RESVERATROL Supplement
Omre's NMN + Resveratrol is a science-driven longevity supplement designed to support energy, focus, and cellular repair from within. Each serving delivers 500mg of NMN to boost NAD+ production alongside 500mg of micronized resveratrol for powerful antioxidant support. Vegan, filler-free, and enhanced with black pepper extract for optimal absorption, it's a clean, high-impact formula built for those serious about aging well.
Presented by Omre.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Greatest Sports Pep Talk Ever
A compilation of great pep talks featuring none other than Kenny Powers to get you pumped. You may now begin to slow clap.
