Megan Fox for Armani
The spicy Megan Fox stripped down to her skivvies for the latest Armani commercial. Thank you, fashion industry, for your completely gratuitous way of selling jeans.
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Darth Sheen
Charlie Sheen has returned to his home planet of Mars where he reigns as a total bitchin' rockstar, surrounded by people like him with tiger blood and Adonis DNA. Clearly, Darth Sheen is winning.
The President's Speech
And the Oscar goes to... George W. Bush and his nucular power pants.
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Tinto Amorio Chaand Wine Sampler
Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 15% off orders of $50+ with code UNCRATE15.
Presented by Tinto Amorio.
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Nature's Craft Liver Support Supplement
A decade of proven results and over five million bottles sold back this full-spectrum liver support formula — a rarity in a category crowded with one-note blends. Instead of relying on a single herb, it stacks more than 20 premium, non-GMO botanicals, including Milk Thistle, Beetroot, Artichoke Leaf, Chanca Piedra, and Dandelion Root, all engineered to aid detoxification, bolster liver function, smooth digestion, and support metabolic energy. Added Choline and Zinc push it further, filling the nutritional gaps most competitors skip while reinforcing detox and immune health.
Presented by Nature's Craft.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Tron: Uprising
Disney XD is continuing the Tron franchise with a animated 10-part series coming during the summer of 2012. The series is set to take place between the original Tron and Tron: Legacy and features the voices of Elijah Wood, Mandy Moore, and Bruce Boxleitner. So, you have a little over a year to make friends with an 8-year old so you can have an excuse to watch the Disney Channel.
Hottie Body Hump Club
If you want to look like the kind of woman fitness guru Jimmy K would select for a love making session, join the ridiculawesome Hottie Body Hump Club like stars Scarlett Johanson and Jessica Alba.
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Brad Bird's Hostage Acceptance Speech
Brad Bird received the prestigous Winsor McCay Award for his career in animation that included The Simpsons and The Incredibles, just to name a few. Skip ahead to 4:30 to see his surprising acceptance speech.
Wayne's World Reunion
On last night's SNL, Mike Myers and Dana Carvey reprised their roles for a Wayne's World Oscar special. Party on.
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MyVegas Slots
myVEGAS Slots turns casual spins into real-world perks, offering a free-to-play slots experience that rewards players with cruises, hotel stays, dining credits, and exclusive experiences. With no deposits or real-money gambling, players simply spin, earn Loyalty Points, and redeem them for tangible rewards from partners like Norwegian Cruise Line and Las Vegas resorts. It is an easy, risk-free way for slot fans to enjoy the thrill of the game while unlocking memorable experiences beyond the screen.
Presented by MyVegas.
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Nature's Craft Chlorophyll Capsules
These chlorophyll capsules bring a dose of daily detox support to your wellness routine with a simple, no-nonsense formula aimed at internal refreshment. Packed with plant-derived chlorophyll, they're designed to help neutralize odors, support digestion, and promote overall internal balance without fuss or flavor. Easy to toss into your day alongside water or your morning routine, they offer a straightforward way to tap into nature's green goodness without juicing or prep. For anyone chasing a subtle boost to digestive and detox habits, this supplement makes the habit effortless.
Presented by Nature’s Craft.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Greatest Sports Pep Talk Ever
A compilation of great pep talks featuring none other than Kenny Powers to get you pumped. You may now begin to slow clap.
