Megan Fox for Armani
The spicy Megan Fox stripped down to her skivvies for the latest Armani commercial. Thank you, fashion industry, for your completely gratuitous way of selling jeans.
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Darth Sheen
Charlie Sheen has returned to his home planet of Mars where he reigns as a total bitchin' rockstar, surrounded by people like him with tiger blood and Adonis DNA. Clearly, Darth Sheen is winning.
The President's Speech
And the Oscar goes to... George W. Bush and his nucular power pants.
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Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap
Duke Cannon's Big Ass Brick of Soap is exactly what the name promises: an oversized bar built for long-lasting performance rather than quick replacements. This Costco-exclusive four-pack bundles four hefty 10-ounce bars, each crafted to deliver a rich lather and substantial feel that easily outlasts ordinary soap. With bold signature scents and the brand's unmistakably no-nonsense approach to grooming, it's a practical upgrade that keeps the shower stocked for months while offering exceptional value in a warehouse-sized package.
Presented by Duke Cannon.
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Mood Premium THC Products
Mood is reimagining the cannabis shopping experience by making it as approachable as any other online purchase. The brand offers federally legal, hemp-derived THC products that ship directly to eligible states, eliminating the need for a dispensary visit while organizing its lineup by the feeling you're after rather than strain names or cannabinoid terminology. Whether the goal is to unwind, get creative, or ease into the evening, shoppers can browse by mood or take a guided quiz to find the right fit. Every product is third-party lab tested, arrives in discreet packaging, and is backed by transparent Certificates of Analysis, making Mood a modern, confidence-inspiring entry point into the rapidly growing world of legal THC delivery for adults 21 and older.
Presented by Mood.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Tron: Uprising
Disney XD is continuing the Tron franchise with a animated 10-part series coming during the summer of 2012. The series is set to take place between the original Tron and Tron: Legacy and features the voices of Elijah Wood, Mandy Moore, and Bruce Boxleitner. So, you have a little over a year to make friends with an 8-year old so you can have an excuse to watch the Disney Channel.
Hottie Body Hump Club
If you want to look like the kind of woman fitness guru Jimmy K would select for a love making session, join the ridiculawesome Hottie Body Hump Club like stars Scarlett Johanson and Jessica Alba.
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Brad Bird's Hostage Acceptance Speech
Brad Bird received the prestigous Winsor McCay Award for his career in animation that included The Simpsons and The Incredibles, just to name a few. Skip ahead to 4:30 to see his surprising acceptance speech.
Wayne's World Reunion
On last night's SNL, Mike Myers and Dana Carvey reprised their roles for a Wayne's World Oscar special. Party on.
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AWS Marketplace Glean Work AI Platform
Glean is bringing a more practical approach to enterprise AI, giving organizations a centralized way to search, understand, and act on the information scattered across their business. Its enterprise search creates a contextual knowledge graph that powers AI applications and agents, helping employees find information faster while automating repetitive tasks that can quietly consume hours of the workday. No-code tools and personalized AI assistance also make the platform accessible to employees regardless of technical expertise, providing a more secure and manageable alternative to the growing patchwork of shadow AI tools. The result is an enterprise AI platform designed to turn fragmented company knowledge into something employees can actually use.
Presented by AWS Marketplace.
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OKNIFE MK
Streamline your everyday carry from a loose collection of tools and gadgets into a single piece of functional gear. The OKNIFE MK packs everyday utility into an ultra-lightweight, compact profile designed to move easily between daily commutes, quick repairs, and weekends off the grid. Built around a rechargeable, swappable‑battery lighting system, the MK features a three-mode spotlight delivering 15, 100, or 300 lumens alongside auxiliary flood and red-light modes. An S2 tool-steel driver bit handles quick fixes, while a folding 9Cr18MoV steel blade takes care of cutting duties. At just 1.83 ounces, the MK puts light, cutting, and repair tools into a pocket-ready companion that's prepared for whatever the day throws at it.
Presented by OKNIFE.
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Greatest Sports Pep Talk Ever
A compilation of great pep talks featuring none other than Kenny Powers to get you pumped. You may now begin to slow clap.
