Misheard Song Lyrics
So you're telling me Alicia Keys is not singing "I've become a wet dream tomato"? I'm not even sure I like the song now.
So you're telling me Alicia Keys is not singing "I've become a wet dream tomato"? I'm not even sure I like the song now.
Pardon me, but we've uncovered some never-before-seen footage of what transpired after two gentlemen shared a jar of Grey Poupon on that fateful day many years ago. The aftermath is a sight to behold, full of scoundrels and pork loins.
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Solving a Rubik's cube while juggling is pretty impressive. Especially since you can't juggle or solve a Rubik's cube.
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The Biohacking Conference hits Austin this May. Spearheaded by Bulletproof founder and biohacking pioneer Dave Asprey, the three-day event pulls in a lineup of big thinkers — Ryan Holiday, Rollin McCraty, Teal Swan, and more — offering live keynotes, hands-on tech demos, and deep dives into the science of longevity, performance, and human optimization. You'll get early access to cutting-edge gear and ideas before they hit the mainstream, all while rubbing shoulders with a curated crowd of forward-thinkers. If your idea of self-improvement goes beyond green smoothies and cold showers, this is where you level up.
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Watch pro skiier Eric Roner as he captures his umbrella-assisted skydive with a GoPro Hero3.
We thought this was nuts. And then these crazy-asses went and jumped into a giant canyon.
Whether you prefer a clean-shaven face or a bit of stubble, The Chairman Pro from Manscaped has you covered. This versatile shaver comes with two pivoting, interchangeable heads — a SkinSafe Four-Blade foil for a close shave, and a SkinSafe stubble trimmer with two length settings for the perfect 5 o'clock shadow. It's also waterproof, rechargeable, with a battery that lasts up to 75 minutes per charge, and has an LED screen to see the charge level, a travel lock, a precision trimmer edge, and an included charger and travel case. Enjoy 25% the Chairman during April.
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Originally released in 1982, the aptly named Nike Field General was originally designed for wear by pro quarterbacks. While we doubt we'll see any current QBs rocking them anytime soon, they are a solid choice for casual wear. The upper is a mix of durable textile and suede, with a touch of leather used for the heel cap and Swoosh. A foam midsole offers reasonable comfort, while the nubby Waffle sole provides outstanding grip, and might make these a sleeper choice for wear on the golf course. A variety of colorways range from subtle to bold, ensuring there's a version of the retro silhouette to fit your style.
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CinemaSins: Ruining all your favorite movies, one painfully obnoxious ding at a time.
We'll be lucky if the only thing this Lego robot ever does is sketch portraits. Those eyes and that bionic arm look way too menacing to not be part of a human-exterminating android.