Mustache Contest
Joey Votto knows Karl Ravech doesn't stand a chance. Not even Larry McClure's mustache can hold a candle to Mr. Redlegs thick, luxurious lip ornament.
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Captain Morgan's Plank Dive
Due to the angle of entry and the size of the splash, we can only give a score of 6.83 for the dive, but the rum gets a 10.
Camera Warfare
In the heat of camera warfare, The Camera Store will come charing with flashes blazing.
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Uncrate's 100-ish favorite things on Amazon
This is our shortcut to the good stuff on Amazon. It's an ongoing Uncrate-vetted list we'll be adding to and subtracting from. It's your field guide to use before wading through Amazon's millions of mediocre listings. It's our handpicked, battle-tested lineup of the clever, the durable, and the legitimately worth buying. The pieces that punch above their price, hold up in the real world, and never miss. In other words: the Amazon aisle curated by someone with taste.
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Lumina Laser Hair Growth Device
HairMax's LaserBand 272 brings clinical hair-growth technology into a form factor designed for convenience, combining 272 medical-grade lasers with a flexible, hands-free design that treats the entire scalp in as little as 90 seconds per session. Using low-level laser therapy to stimulate hair follicles and promote healthier, denser-looking hair, the device offers a non-invasive approach for men and women seeking to address thinning without adding another complicated step to the routine. The patented band design parts the hair automatically to maximize laser delivery, while its cordless operation keeps the process refreshingly simple. More than a grooming gadget, the LaserBand 272 represents a high-tech approach to hair restoration that prioritizes speed and ease alongside proven light-based therapy.
Presented by Hairmax.
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Urn Gum
Even though he's gone now, you'll always remember that one time you dropped his urn and ate a piece of gum out of his ashes.
One Hitter
The New Era rivalry heats up when Alec Baldwin levels out John Krasinski with his plumber hands.
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Bacon Cheater
No one can escape the crisp, greasy grasp of bacon.
Joe Pesci Needs Snickers
If being hungry means turning into Joe Pesci, we never want to be full.
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Collagen Dream Advanced Sleep Formula Hot Chocolate
A solid wind-down ritual, Collagen Dream delivers a no-nonsense blend of function and flavor. Packed with 5g of high-absorption collagen peptides, magnesium, and sleep-supporting compounds like L-theanine and valerian root, this rich, dairy-free hot chocolate is built to help you switch off, sleep deeper, and wake up sharper. No sugar crash, no fluff — just a clean, effective formula that works as hard as you do.
Presented by The Collagen Co.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Nike Back to School Collection
The return to routine deserves a wardrobe that can keep pace. Nike's Back to School Collection is built for wherever the season takes you. The Nike Par ADV Golf Jacket delivers weather-ready protection from the first tee to rainy commutes, while the Nike Club Wool Varsity Jacket brings timeless athletic style into cooler evenings. Heading beyond the pavement, the ACG "Misery Ridge" GORE-TEX Jacket is ready for changing mountain conditions. Complete the look with vintage icons like the Air Jordan 4 Retro or lace up the Nike Alphafly 3 when it's time to chase your next personal best. Whether you're heading back to campus, back to the office, or simply back into your routine, Nike's latest collection is built for the season ahead.
Presented by Nike.
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Bang On
There aren't many things one man should drink from another man's pants, but Bombardier beer is one of them. Bang on!
Vintage Old Spice Commercial
You can see where the Old Spice guy gets his tropical awesomeness in this 50-year-old commercial. His predecessor apparently also made the wildest things happen in the strangest places.
