National Hobo Convention
For most, it might not be much more than a forgettable little town between Minneapolis and Des Moines — but once a year, Britt, Iowa is home to the largest hobo gathering on the planet. Who will be Hobo King this year?
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A Guide to American Football
...For Liberals, Ladies, and Limeys. If you watch the NFL on a regular basis, you're not likely to learn much by watching it, but you are likely to laugh, and that's worth something, right?
Harry Connick, Jr. Schools Idol Judges
You aren't going to impress Harry Connick, Jr. with your stale vocal licks - and he'll even break down music theory for the clueless Keith Urban and Jennifer Lopez in the process.
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HairMax LaserBand 82 Device
HairMax's LaserBand 82 ComfortFlex takes a clinical approach to restoring fuller, healthier hair with real medical-grade lasers. Delivering 1,230mW of therapeutic light energy directly to the scalp, it stimulates follicles to reverse thinning, restart natural growth cycles, and increase density over time. A flexible band design and soft-touch teeth keep treatments comfortable, while its proven red light therapy tech makes it one of the most efficient at-home solutions for tackling hair loss.
Presented by Hairmax.
Consult a physician before use. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Velocity Ford Bronco Blackout
Velocity's 1976 Ford Bronco Blackout pairs vintage attitude with modern muscle. Finished in Arabian Gray with blacked-out badging, bumpers, and a family-style roll cage, it makes an unmistakable first impression. Inside, upgraded leather and a Pioneer touchscreen with Apple CarPlay add comfort and tech, while a Gen III 5.0L Coyote V8 and 10-speed automatic deliver 460 horsepower. Wilwood brakes, coil spring suspension, and 17-inch Method Race Wheels complete a build that turns every drive into a statement.
Presented by Velocity.
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Oasis Video Commentary
Oasis' Noel Gallagher provides his take on some early Oasis videos - and he hates them all.
Press Start
Odds are you remember very well the start screens of your favorite Nintendo games from back in the day. And odds are very likely you'll find them in this three-hour collection of every single NES start screen, ever — listed in alphabetical order for your convenience.
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Hairmax Hair Regrowth Laser Treatments
For men navigating the milestones of modern life—building careers, raising families, chasing legacy—confidence matters, and it starts at the root. This Independence Day reclaim control and invest in clinically proven hair growth tech that works as hard as you do. From FDA-cleared laser devices to dermatologist-recommended treatments and supplements, each product is engineered to reverse the signs of thinning hair and restore your edge. Step into the next chapter looking forward, not back.
Presented by Hairmax.
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Hydrow Arc Rower
The Hydrow Arc Rower is the next-gen, high-intensity upgrade in Hydrow's smart rower lineup—built for those who demand more from cardio. It features a larger 24-inch rotating HD display, electromagnetic drag resistance adjustable from 50-300 (with certain levels designed to mimic water) and a premium sound setup for immersive, stat-trackable workouts. The Arc retains the same structural robustness as its siblings—supporting up to 375 lbs, built with aluminum and steel frames—and elevates the experience with sharper visuals and upgraded performance tuning. It's Hydrow's premium choice for full-body training at home. Enjoy $100 off with code UNCRATE.
Presented by Hydrow.
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Secret McDonald's Menu Items
You could do this yourself, but it's way more fun to burden the clueless employee with doing it for you. Here's a bunch of menu items jumbled together to make up the 'secret' McDonald's menu.
World's Tallest Waterslide
It's taller than Niagara Falls. It holds up to four riders at a time. It hits speeds of over 65 miles per hour. And it's in... Kansas City? It's Verrückt at Schlitterbahn, and it's so tall it has a hump.
