Olbermann takes on Sochi
The XXII Olympic Winter Games are scheduled to get underway in Sochi, Russia in just a few short days — and according to this report from Keith Olbermann, the situation is looking grim.
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Not Having Kids
Feeling overwhelmed and burdened because everyone you know is having kids? Try Not Having Kids! Side effects may include eerily quiet studio apartments, midlife regret, and religious friends and family questioning your ultimate worth and purpose on this earth.
Beer In A Pan
This is not an approved use for brew, as fascinating as it is to watch. Please don't do this to a perfectly good beer, people.
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Pair Eyewear Metal Frames
Pair Eyewear's latest drop brings a modern edge to timeless design with eight new all-metal Base Frames—Nola, Breda, Hadley, Izzy, Sawyer, Georgia, Rowen, and Vic. The lineup reimagines classic silhouettes like cat-eyes and aviators in polished Black, Gold, Silver, and Rose Gold. Each $130 frame is engineered with titanium fronts and nickel silver temples for strength without weight, while adjustable non-slip nose pads, flexible acetate tips, and spring hinges ensure lasting comfort. Fully compatible with Pair's Top Frames, they deliver exceptional versatility with enduring style.
Presented by Pair Eyewear.
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Beyond Alpha Testosterone Breakthrough Supplement
Beyond Alpha's Testosterone Breakthrough arrives as a science-meets-straightforward solution for guys looking to reclaim drive, strength, and shape. Powered by a 14-ingredient botanical and mineral formula—think Ashwagandha, Tongkat Ali, Zinc, Boron, Fenugreek and more—it promises a rapid lift in energy, focus, and performance, with results some users say they feel in as little as 10 hours and more tangible changes, like leaner muscle and mood boosts, in a few weeks. It's clean, triple-tested, backed by a 60-day money-back guarantee, and designed to enhance disciplined routines—not replace them
Presented by Beyond Alpha.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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The Big Lipinski
The Lipinski abides. Gold medalist Tara Lipinski conjures up The Dude in an ice skating homage to The Big Lebowski — all while holding a white Russian and not spilling a drop.
8-Bit A Clockwork Orange
You took Vellocet! And you can save your quarters, because 8-Bit Cinema is back with this retelling of A Clockwork Orange.
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HairMax LaserBand 82 Device
HairMax's LaserBand 82 ComfortFlex takes a clinical approach to restoring fuller, healthier hair with real medical-grade lasers. Delivering 1,230mW of therapeutic light energy directly to the scalp, it stimulates follicles to reverse thinning, restart natural growth cycles, and increase density over time. A flexible band design and soft-touch teeth keep treatments comfortable, while its proven red light therapy tech makes it one of the most efficient at-home solutions for tackling hair loss.
Presented by Hairmax.
Consult a physician before use. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Aroma360 The Monet Flowers
Picture preserved roses — tucked into a sleek round diffuser — that last up to five years while scenting your space. The Monet marries romantic design with cold-air fragrance delivery, capable of filling up to 500 sq ft with clean, chemical-free aroma via proprietary Pro-Pod™ oils. Running wirelessly on battery power, it arrives in luxe black or white packaging with metallic detailing. Enjoy an extra 15% off with code EXTRA15.
Presented by Aroma360.
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Phantom Menace Proper Ending
If only George Lucas would have talked to these guys first, The Phantom Menace would have been tolerable. It's always fun to dream.
How To Destroy The Universe
Plotting to rule the world and conquer the galaxy are so overdone. If your evil self is looking for something truly sinister, Kurzgesgt has three delightful (and theoretical) ways to destroy the entire universe.
