Olbermann takes on Sochi
The XXII Olympic Winter Games are scheduled to get underway in Sochi, Russia in just a few short days — and according to this report from Keith Olbermann, the situation is looking grim.
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Not Having Kids
Feeling overwhelmed and burdened because everyone you know is having kids? Try Not Having Kids! Side effects may include eerily quiet studio apartments, midlife regret, and religious friends and family questioning your ultimate worth and purpose on this earth.
Beer In A Pan
This is not an approved use for brew, as fascinating as it is to watch. Please don't do this to a perfectly good beer, people.
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SAXX Vibe Xtra Trunks
SAXX takes comfort to the next level with the all-new Vibe Xtra Trunks, featuring Stop Drop Technology — a discreet moisture-wicking layer built into the signature BallPark Pouch for all-day dryness where it matters most. Made from super-soft EcoVero fabric with a fly front, these trunks deliver lightweight, breathable comfort, plus 4-way stretch, odor resistance, and an anti-roll waistband. Flat Out Seams prevent chafing, while Three-D Fit ensures a perfect anatomical fit. Sold in a convenient three-pack, the Vibe Xtra is a premium upgrade to your daily essential.
Presented by SAXX.
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Earlybird CBD
Take the edge off with Earlybird, the Austin-based brand delivering full-spectrum CBD gummies that offer just the right dose of relaxation without derailing your day. Each gummy contains 2.5mg of naturally derived hemp THC for a subtle, functional buzz — perfect for unwinding without the hangover. Think of them as a warm hug for your nervous system and a smooth companion for travel, sleep, or stress. Available in Strawberry, Lemon, and Watermelon — for a feel-good intro to your new favorite ritual.
Presented by Earlybird.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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The Big Lipinski
The Lipinski abides. Gold medalist Tara Lipinski conjures up The Dude in an ice skating homage to The Big Lebowski — all while holding a white Russian and not spilling a drop.
8-Bit A Clockwork Orange
You took Vellocet! And you can save your quarters, because 8-Bit Cinema is back with this retelling of A Clockwork Orange.
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Robert Talbott Reynolds Shirt
Tailored for black-tie formality without sacrificing comfort, the Reynolds Piqué Bib Formal Shirt elevates the dress code with 100% fine Italian cotton and a structured piqué bib front. Featuring a refined Monterey collar, French placket, and single-needle stitching, it's a modern classic built for movement with rotated armholes and gusseted seams. Finished with Talbott's signature gold details and crafted from easy-care, Oeko-Tex certified fabric, it's as functional as it is polished.
Presented by Robert Talbott.
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Medterra Mood Boost Gummies
Seize the day with Medterra's Mood Boost Gummies and embrace a positive, refreshed outlook! These gummies are a delicious and effective way to enhance well-being, using natural ingredients like Saffron alongside 50mg full-spectrum hemp extract CBD, 5mg of THC, and 3mg of additional minor cannabinoids. They come in a delightful Strawberry Citrus flavor designed to reduce stress, improve focus, and brighten your day. Medterra prioritizes your happiness, ensuring a gentle, uplifting buzz and boost that keeps you feeling your best all day long.
Presented by Medterra.
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Phantom Menace Proper Ending
If only George Lucas would have talked to these guys first, The Phantom Menace would have been tolerable. It's always fun to dream.
How To Destroy The Universe
Plotting to rule the world and conquer the galaxy are so overdone. If your evil self is looking for something truly sinister, Kurzgesgt has three delightful (and theoretical) ways to destroy the entire universe.
