Olbermann takes on Sochi
The XXII Olympic Winter Games are scheduled to get underway in Sochi, Russia in just a few short days — and according to this report from Keith Olbermann, the situation is looking grim.
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Not Having Kids
Feeling overwhelmed and burdened because everyone you know is having kids? Try Not Having Kids! Side effects may include eerily quiet studio apartments, midlife regret, and religious friends and family questioning your ultimate worth and purpose on this earth.
Beer In A Pan
This is not an approved use for brew, as fascinating as it is to watch. Please don't do this to a perfectly good beer, people.
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Coastline Longevity Welcome Pack
Coastline is built around the idea that energy, focus, and recovery should feel stable—not forced. Rather than relying on stimulants, Coastline's Complete System is formulated with 13 carefully selected ingredients to support cognitive, physical, and cellular function over the long term. Creatine, taurine, and magnesium form the backbone, supporting sustained energy and physical performance while ergothioneine and astaxanthin help protect cells from long-term wear. The system is split into a daily rhythm starting with a morning blend and softgels, designed to support daytime energy and focus, and finishing with evening capsules that support recovery, sleep, and relaxation. This routine is delivered as a 30-day Complete System Welcome Pack for the daily support and energy that lasts.
Presented by Coastline Longevity.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Nathan & Sons Boars Hair Toothbrush Kit
A bit of old-world care returns to the daily routine with Nathan & Sons' Boar's Hair Toothbrush Kit, a refined grooming set built around quality and simplicity. Each brush uses natural boar bristles to gently condition gums and polish enamel, paired with classic wooden handles that add an understated, heirloom feel. Thoughtfully packaged and travel ready, it turns an everyday habit into a small but intentional ritual.
Presented by Nathan & Sons.
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The Big Lipinski
The Lipinski abides. Gold medalist Tara Lipinski conjures up The Dude in an ice skating homage to The Big Lebowski — all while holding a white Russian and not spilling a drop.
8-Bit A Clockwork Orange
You took Vellocet! And you can save your quarters, because 8-Bit Cinema is back with this retelling of A Clockwork Orange.
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Phantom Menace Proper Ending
If only George Lucas would have talked to these guys first, The Phantom Menace would have been tolerable. It's always fun to dream.
How To Destroy The Universe
Plotting to rule the world and conquer the galaxy are so overdone. If your evil self is looking for something truly sinister, Kurzgesgt has three delightful (and theoretical) ways to destroy the entire universe.
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Urban Armor Gear iPad Cases
Urban Armor Gear's latest lineup of iPad cases treats Apple's tablets like the tools they actually are. Designed for the 2025 iPad Pro, iPad, and iPad Air, the Scout Plus, Plyo LT Folio, and Metropolis SE Folio each balance protection, usability, and restraint without drifting into overbuilt bulk. The Scout Plus keeps things light and rugged with TPU construction, corner impact protection, and a built-in kickstand that makes hands-free work or streaming effortless. Plyo LT Folio strips the idea down to clean lines and smart details, pairing an armor shell with a soft impact core, integrated kickstand, Apple Pencil storage, and subtle customization via interchangeable camera rings. At the top end, the Metropolis SE Folio blends business polish with military-grade drop protection, adding a multi-angle kickstand and refined color options that feel equally at home in meetings or on the move. It's a modular approach to protection that respects how iPads are actually used day to day.
Presented by Urban Armor Gear.
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Epiphany Clit Arousal Serum
Take your partner from zero to horny in seconds. Epiphany's Clit Arousal Serum focuses on amplifying sensation in the most sensitive part of the female body. The silky, pH-balanced formula isn't a lubricant, but a serum that works with the body's natural responses to heighten sensation using just a drop or two. A warm, gentle tingling sensation instantly increases awareness and sensitivity without overwhelming. Made in the USA with natural, vegan ingredients and developed by women, it's an award-winning, doctor recommended approach to elevating foreplay and igniting her desire.
Presented by Epiphany.
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Philip Seymour Hoffman's Legacy
Celebrated actor Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead in his apartment on February 2. The New York Times movie critic A. O. Scott discusses his legacy while showing some highlights from his cut-short career.
MS-DOS: The Musical
Okay, it isn't actually a musical — but Diode Milliampere does use MS-DOS to compose his rich, computer-themed electronic music. Be sure to read the notes in the code while you listen to this track.
