Olbermann takes on Sochi
The XXII Olympic Winter Games are scheduled to get underway in Sochi, Russia in just a few short days — and according to this report from Keith Olbermann, the situation is looking grim.
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Not Having Kids
Feeling overwhelmed and burdened because everyone you know is having kids? Try Not Having Kids! Side effects may include eerily quiet studio apartments, midlife regret, and religious friends and family questioning your ultimate worth and purpose on this earth.
Beer In A Pan
This is not an approved use for brew, as fascinating as it is to watch. Please don't do this to a perfectly good beer, people.
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TaylorMade P790 Irons
The latest evolution of the TaylorMade P790 irons continues to redefine the Player's Distance category, blending precision, power, and premium feel. Designed for golfers who demand both consistency and control, these irons feature a refined forged construction with a thinner topline and optimized weighting for a more responsive feel at impact. The new face material expands the sweet spot, delivering enhanced forgiveness and improved gapping for precise shot-making. A sleek, compact sole allows for smoother turf interaction, while individually optimized club designs ensure ideal launch and distance throughout the set. Whether you're attacking pins or navigating hazards, the P790 irons offer the confidence and performance to elevate your game.
Presented by TaylorMade.
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ActivatedYou Morning Complete Drink
Start your day with a powerhouse of nutrition—Morning Complete by ActivatedYou is a daily wellness drink designed to support digestion, energy levels, and overall well-being. Packed with prebiotics, probiotics, and a nutrient-rich greens blend, it helps nourish your gut, boost metabolism, and provide sustained energy without crashes. Founded by health advocate and actress Maggie Q, ActivatedYou combines modern science with Eastern wellness traditions to create formulas that fuel a healthier, more balanced life. With seven targeted nutrient blends, including adaptogens, antioxidants, and liver support, Morning Complete aims to optimize your mornings and feel your best all day long. Available in Apple Cinnamon, Citrus Medley, and Mixed Berry, it's a delicious way to kick-start your daily routine.
Presented by ActivatedYou.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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The Big Lipinski
The Lipinski abides. Gold medalist Tara Lipinski conjures up The Dude in an ice skating homage to The Big Lebowski — all while holding a white Russian and not spilling a drop.
8-Bit A Clockwork Orange
You took Vellocet! And you can save your quarters, because 8-Bit Cinema is back with this retelling of A Clockwork Orange.
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Velocity 1970 Ford F-100
Velocity's Street Series 1970 Ford F-100 is a bold reinvention of the classic truck, blending menacing street style with modern muscle. Cloaked in triple black, it sits low on staggered Forgeline alloy wheels wrapped in Michelin Pilot Sport tires. Underneath, a Roadster Shop Spec Chassis, coilover suspension, and Baer brakes deliver razor-sharp handling, while a Gen III 5.0L Coyote V8 pushes 460 horsepower through a 10-speed automatic. On the interior, rich black Velocity Leather with white stitching, billet accents, and an Alpine touchscreen make the cabin as refined as the performance.
Presented by Velocity.
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Dr. Marty's Nature Blend Pet Food
Dr. Marty Nature's Blend is a premium freeze-dried raw dog food crafted with high-quality meats, fruits, and vegetables to support canine health and longevity. Unlike traditional dog food, its freeze-drying process preserves nutrients, mimicking a natural diet. Designed for all breeds and health conditions, this formula features a nutrient-rich blend of turkey, beef, salmon, duck, and superfoods like blueberries, spinach, and flaxseed. Prepare by just adding water, it offers a convenient, wholesome meal for your dog. Backed by a 90-day satisfaction guarantee, Nature's Blend ensures quality nutrition with no risk. Sign up today and get an exclusive 50% deal on your first order.
Presented by Dr. Marty’s.
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Phantom Menace Proper Ending
If only George Lucas would have talked to these guys first, The Phantom Menace would have been tolerable. It's always fun to dream.
How To Destroy The Universe
Plotting to rule the world and conquer the galaxy are so overdone. If your evil self is looking for something truly sinister, Kurzgesgt has three delightful (and theoretical) ways to destroy the entire universe.
