Olbermann takes on Sochi
The XXII Olympic Winter Games are scheduled to get underway in Sochi, Russia in just a few short days — and according to this report from Keith Olbermann, the situation is looking grim.
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Not Having Kids
Feeling overwhelmed and burdened because everyone you know is having kids? Try Not Having Kids! Side effects may include eerily quiet studio apartments, midlife regret, and religious friends and family questioning your ultimate worth and purpose on this earth.
Beer In A Pan
This is not an approved use for brew, as fascinating as it is to watch. Please don't do this to a perfectly good beer, people.
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Mood Premium THC Products
Mood is reimagining the cannabis shopping experience by making it as approachable as any other online purchase. The brand offers federally legal, hemp-derived THC products that ship directly to eligible states, eliminating the need for a dispensary visit while organizing its lineup by the feeling you're after rather than strain names or cannabinoid terminology. Whether the goal is to unwind, get creative, or ease into the evening, shoppers can browse by mood or take a guided quiz to find the right fit. Every product is third-party lab tested, arrives in discreet packaging, and is backed by transparent Certificates of Analysis, making Mood a modern, confidence-inspiring entry point into the rapidly growing world of legal THC delivery for adults 21 and older.
Presented by Mood.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Hairmax Laser Hair Growth Cap
The HairMax RegrowMD Laser Cap brings FDA-cleared laser hair regrowth technology into a simple, wireless wearable designed for busy routines. Its flexible cap houses 272 medical-grade lasers that treat the entire scalp in just three seven-minute sessions per week, offering a convenient approach to incorporating hair-growth treatment into everyday life.
Presented by Hairmax.
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The Big Lipinski
The Lipinski abides. Gold medalist Tara Lipinski conjures up The Dude in an ice skating homage to The Big Lebowski — all while holding a white Russian and not spilling a drop.
8-Bit A Clockwork Orange
You took Vellocet! And you can save your quarters, because 8-Bit Cinema is back with this retelling of A Clockwork Orange.
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Phantom Menace Proper Ending
If only George Lucas would have talked to these guys first, The Phantom Menace would have been tolerable. It's always fun to dream.
How To Destroy The Universe
Plotting to rule the world and conquer the galaxy are so overdone. If your evil self is looking for something truly sinister, Kurzgesgt has three delightful (and theoretical) ways to destroy the entire universe.
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AWS Marketplace Glean Work AI Platform
Glean is bringing a more practical approach to enterprise AI, giving organizations a centralized way to search, understand, and act on the information scattered across their business. Its enterprise search creates a contextual knowledge graph that powers AI applications and agents, helping employees find information faster while automating repetitive tasks that can quietly consume hours of the workday. No-code tools and personalized AI assistance also make the platform accessible to employees regardless of technical expertise, providing a more secure and manageable alternative to the growing patchwork of shadow AI tools. The result is an enterprise AI platform designed to turn fragmented company knowledge into something employees can actually use.
Presented by AWS Marketplace.
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momentm Ignition Hydration Supplement
Most hydration formulas are built for race day. Momentm's Ignition is designed for every day. Instead of loading up on sodium and sugar, the daily hydration mix combines a balanced blend of electrolytes with magnesium, potassium, coconut water powder, and functional ingredients including InnoSlim, Curcousin, Tulsi, and green tea extract to support hydration and metabolic wellness. With less than one gram of natural sugar, no caffeine, and no artificial sweeteners, Ignition is intended to become a daily ritual rather than a post-workout recovery drink. Grounded in Ayurvedic principles and modern clinical research, it offers a more measured approach to staying hydrated, while a limited-time summer promotion adds a complimentary orange water bottle with the purchase of two boxes.
Presented by momentm.
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Philip Seymour Hoffman's Legacy
Celebrated actor Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead in his apartment on February 2. The New York Times movie critic A. O. Scott discusses his legacy while showing some highlights from his cut-short career.
MS-DOS: The Musical
Okay, it isn't actually a musical — but Diode Milliampere does use MS-DOS to compose his rich, computer-themed electronic music. Be sure to read the notes in the code while you listen to this track.
