Olbermann takes on Sochi
The XXII Olympic Winter Games are scheduled to get underway in Sochi, Russia in just a few short days — and according to this report from Keith Olbermann, the situation is looking grim.
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Not Having Kids
Feeling overwhelmed and burdened because everyone you know is having kids? Try Not Having Kids! Side effects may include eerily quiet studio apartments, midlife regret, and religious friends and family questioning your ultimate worth and purpose on this earth.
Beer In A Pan
This is not an approved use for brew, as fascinating as it is to watch. Please don't do this to a perfectly good beer, people.
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Nike Air Max 95 Big Bubble Premium
Originally released in 1995, the Air Max 95 translated anatomy into footwear, with a midsole inspired by the spine, layered upper panels representing muscle fibers, and laces mimicking the ribs. The Air Max 95 Big Bubble Premium carries that unconventional design into the present with a mix of textile and synthetic leather reinforcing its signature wavy profile. Underfoot, oversized Max Air cushioning pairs with a foam midsole for lightweight comfort, while flex grooves encourage natural movement and a rubber outsole adds everyday durability. Thirty years after turning human anatomy into a running shoe, the Air Max 95 still looks unlike anything else on the pavement.
Presented by Nike.
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OKNIFE MK
Streamline your everyday carry from a loose collection of tools and gadgets into a single piece of functional gear. The OKNIFE MK packs everyday utility into an ultra-lightweight, compact profile designed to move easily between daily commutes, quick repairs, and weekends off the grid. Built around a rechargeable, swappable‑battery lighting system, the MK features a three-mode spotlight delivering 15, 100, or 300 lumens alongside auxiliary flood and red-light modes. An S2 tool-steel driver bit handles quick fixes, while a folding 9Cr18MoV steel blade takes care of cutting duties. At just 1.83 ounces, the MK puts light, cutting, and repair tools into a pocket-ready companion that's prepared for whatever the day throws at it.
Presented by OKNIFE.
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The Big Lipinski
The Lipinski abides. Gold medalist Tara Lipinski conjures up The Dude in an ice skating homage to The Big Lebowski — all while holding a white Russian and not spilling a drop.
8-Bit A Clockwork Orange
You took Vellocet! And you can save your quarters, because 8-Bit Cinema is back with this retelling of A Clockwork Orange.
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Phantom Menace Proper Ending
If only George Lucas would have talked to these guys first, The Phantom Menace would have been tolerable. It's always fun to dream.
How To Destroy The Universe
Plotting to rule the world and conquer the galaxy are so overdone. If your evil self is looking for something truly sinister, Kurzgesgt has three delightful (and theoretical) ways to destroy the entire universe.
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Great Lakes Wellness
Great Lakes Wellness has spent decades proving that the best wellness products don't need to be complicated. Built around clean, high-quality collagen and nutritional supplements, the brand emphasizes simple ingredient lists, trusted sourcing, and everyday functionality over fleeting health trends. From hydrolyzed collagen that blends effortlessly into coffee, smoothies, or water to targeted wellness formulas that support joints, skin, hair, and overall vitality, each product is designed to fit seamlessly into a daily routine. It's a straightforward approach to wellness that prioritizes consistency, quality, and long-term health over unnecessary complexity.
Presented by Great Lakes Wellness.
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Mood Premium THC Products
Mood is reimagining the cannabis shopping experience by making it as approachable as any other online purchase. The brand offers federally legal, hemp-derived THC products that ship directly to eligible states, eliminating the need for a dispensary visit while organizing its lineup by the feeling you're after rather than strain names or cannabinoid terminology. Whether the goal is to unwind, get creative, or ease into the evening, shoppers can browse by mood or take a guided quiz to find the right fit. Every product is third-party lab tested, arrives in discreet packaging, and is backed by transparent Certificates of Analysis, making Mood a modern, confidence-inspiring entry point into the rapidly growing world of legal THC delivery for adults 21 and older.
Presented by Mood.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Philip Seymour Hoffman's Legacy
Celebrated actor Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead in his apartment on February 2. The New York Times movie critic A. O. Scott discusses his legacy while showing some highlights from his cut-short career.
MS-DOS: The Musical
Okay, it isn't actually a musical — but Diode Milliampere does use MS-DOS to compose his rich, computer-themed electronic music. Be sure to read the notes in the code while you listen to this track.
