Oreo Separator Machine
Someone alert the media. Physicist David Neevel has invented an Oreo-separating machine. And, you guys, it is glorious.
Someone alert the media. Physicist David Neevel has invented an Oreo-separating machine. And, you guys, it is glorious.
This is exactly how we like to fight at the office. Except we use songs from Butthole Surfers and Rasputina. We also break out the Cotton-Eyed Joe lyrics if we're super pissed.
Sounds like it would be a good idea for all of us to learn how to code at some point in our lives. Plus you get to try out those multiplication tables and fractions you haven't found use for since high school.
The Hisense U7 Series 65″ Mini-LED QLED 4K Google TV packs big-screen punch into a sleek frame—boasting Mini-LED Pro backlighting, QLED color, and a native 144 Hz refresh rate for gaming-level responsiveness. It supports Dolby Vision, HDR10+, and includes a NEXTGEN ATSC 3.0 tuner and Wi-Fi 6E for future-proof connectivity. Designed for sports, movies, and next-gen gaming alike, it delivers flagship-level performance at a far more approachable price.
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Nike's 2025 MLB Postseason Collection brings the energy of October baseball to your everyday lineup, fusing sport and style as the chase for the crown heats up. The range offers lightweight tees for unseasonably warm fall days and heavier long sleeves and sweatshirts for when the autumn air turns crisp in the ballpark. Each piece carries your team's colors with bold clarity, making it easy to rep your side whether you're in the stands, on the street, or catching the game from home. Built for the postseason stage, it's gear that moves with the moment—and with you.
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The song's not our favorite, but this is David Bowie's first album in 10 years, and it's got Tilda Swinton in it. So there you go.
SHRED turns your phone into a hyper-personal trainer. With AI-adapted programs built by top fitness coaches, it molds workouts to your goals, schedule, and equipment—whether you're lifting at home or hitting the gym. Want hypertrophy, weight loss, or bodyweight routines? It's got you. Track progress, grab feedback, and swap plans seamlessly as you improve. Think: coach-designed results without the gym clock drama.
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Tandy flips the treat game with Protein NomNoms—bite-sized chocolate indulgences packed with 5g of protein, made from real chocolate and crafted with natural flavors. Choose from crave-worthy flavors like Salted Caramel Crunch, Peanut Buttery Peanut, or Chocolate Dipped Churro, each offering that sweet-salty or sweet-spiced vibe in a poppable, guilt-light format. The treats strike a rare balance: dessert feel without dessert regret, built on sustainable farming and designer snack engineering.
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Mr. and Mrs. Ron Swanson get all Riskay with this rap cover. NSFW lyrics, yo bitch ass fool.
If you ever wanted to know how ginormous the Universe really is, just watch this video and you will basically be an Astronomer. Basically.