Oreo Separator Machine
Someone alert the media. Physicist David Neevel has invented an Oreo-separating machine. And, you guys, it is glorious.
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The Beatles Argument
This is exactly how we like to fight at the office. Except we use songs from Butthole Surfers and Rasputina. We also break out the Cotton-Eyed Joe lyrics if we're super pissed.
What Most Schools Don't Teach
Sounds like it would be a good idea for all of us to learn how to code at some point in our lives. Plus you get to try out those multiplication tables and fractions you haven't found use for since high school.
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melin Duck Camo Collection
Born from hunting roots and built for modern life, melin's Duck Camo Collection revives the iconic vintage duck camo with a fresh new collection. Inspired by the classic outdoor gear that shaped countless early adventures, each hat is crafted for durability and designed with everyday versatility in mind. This drop is part of melin's HYDRO line, meaning each piece features the brand's hallmark innovations—water-repellant exteriors, a triple quilted anti-microbial sweatband, and a buoyant visor core so they float if lost out in the duck blinds. They're built to last longer than any other hat on the market, delivering the best headwear experience in the world. Whether you're heading off-grid or just going out, this camo refuses to blend in. Enjoy10% off your first purchase with code uncrate10.
Presented by melin.
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CLAE Haywood Sneakers
CLAE's latest release, the Haywood, is a masterclass in modern court-style design — expertly crafted with premium Italian leather for elevated comfort, durability, and style. Since 2001, CLAE has been quietly reimagining iconic silhouettes with subtle, thoughtful updates that respect the clean lines of vintage court shoes while pushing them forward. The Haywood stays true to that legacy, blending timeless design with sophisticated materials built for everyday wear. Whether you're navigating airport terminals, stepping into a meeting, or heading out for the day, its versatile colorways and all-day comfort make it a go-to for any situation. One pair, endless possibilities.
Presented by CLAE.
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The Stars by David Bowie
The song's not our favorite, but this is David Bowie's first album in 10 years, and it's got Tilda Swinton in it. So there you go.
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Hairmax Hair Regrowth Laser Treatments
For men navigating the milestones of modern life—building careers, raising families, chasing legacy—confidence matters, and it starts at the root. This Independence Day reclaim control and invest in clinically proven hair growth tech that works as hard as you do. From FDA-cleared laser devices to dermatologist-recommended treatments and supplements, each product is engineered to reverse the signs of thinning hair and restore your edge. Step into the next chapter looking forward, not back.
Presented by Hairmax.
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Nike Structure 26
Be the athlete who blends performance with purpose. The Nike Structure 26 delivers the stability and comfort needed for high-intensity training—whether you're crushing a 5K before your morning coffee or rallying on the pickleball court. A full-length ReactX midsole offers greater energy return than previous versions, delivering responsive rebound and cushioning for longer sessions. The engineered mesh upper enhances airflow and support for a smoother, more confident stride. Plush, stable, and purposefully precise, it's your steady ride—redefined.
Presented by Nike.
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Smell Yo Dick By Megan Mullally & Nick Offerman
Mr. and Mrs. Ron Swanson get all Riskay with this rap cover. NSFW lyrics, yo bitch ass fool.
How Big Is The Universe?
If you ever wanted to know how ginormous the Universe really is, just watch this video and you will basically be an Astronomer. Basically.
