Oreo Separator Machine
Someone alert the media. Physicist David Neevel has invented an Oreo-separating machine. And, you guys, it is glorious.
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The Beatles Argument
This is exactly how we like to fight at the office. Except we use songs from Butthole Surfers and Rasputina. We also break out the Cotton-Eyed Joe lyrics if we're super pissed.
What Most Schools Don't Teach
Sounds like it would be a good idea for all of us to learn how to code at some point in our lives. Plus you get to try out those multiplication tables and fractions you haven't found use for since high school.
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Collars & Co. Velocity Performance Pants
Breaking the boundaries between elegance and ease, Collars & Co. introduces the Velocity Pull-On Performance Pant — redefining what a modern pant can be. Designed for a tailored look with maximum flexibility, these pants feature a sleek pull-on construction, elastic waistband, and a functional fly with a faux button closure. The 4-way stretch fabric moves with you, while wrinkle resistance keeps things sharp from commute to cocktails. It's everything you want in a performance pant — without looking like one.
Presented by Collars & Co.
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Glow Shakes by The Collagen Co
Glow Shakes by The Collagen Co. offer a delicious and nutritious way to support weight loss. With just 205 calories per serving, each shake is packed with over 29 grams of hunger-curbing protein, including 17.5 grams of anti-aging Hydrolyzed Collagen Peptides to nourish skin, hair, and nails. Enhanced with 5+ grams of Prebiotic Fiber for gut health, MCT Oil and Green Tea Extract for metabolism support, and 24 essential vitamins and minerals, Glow Shakes provide all-in-one nourishment without the sugar crash — boasting less than 1 gram of sugar per serving. Available in indulgent flavors like Chocolate, Vanilla, and Strawberry, these rich, creamy shakes make healthy living effortless and delicious.
Presented by The Collagen Co.
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The Stars by David Bowie
The song's not our favorite, but this is David Bowie's first album in 10 years, and it's got Tilda Swinton in it. So there you go.
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Vena Xtra Bliss High Potency Gummies
Experience Vena's latest euphoric release with Xtra Bliss High Potency THC Gummies — especially crafted to uplift your spirits and provide an extra boost throughout the day. Each gummy is infused with 10mg THC, 10mg CBD, and 2mg CBG, delivering a perfectly balanced blend of relaxation and energy. Whether you're winding down for the evening or seeking a moment of bliss during the day, these red raspberry-flavored gummies offer a dreamy escape letting stress melt away — one gummy at a time.
Presented by Vena.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Earlybird CBD
Take the edge off with Earlybird, the Austin-based brand delivering full-spectrum CBD gummies that offer just the right dose of relaxation without derailing your day. Each gummy contains 2.5mg of naturally derived hemp THC for a subtle, functional buzz — perfect for unwinding without the hangover. Think of them as a warm hug for your nervous system and a smooth companion for travel, sleep, or stress. Available in Strawberry, Lemon, and Watermelon — for a feel-good intro to your new favorite ritual. Use code MDW to enjoy 20% off through Memorial Day.
Presented by Earlybird.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Smell Yo Dick By Megan Mullally & Nick Offerman
Mr. and Mrs. Ron Swanson get all Riskay with this rap cover. NSFW lyrics, yo bitch ass fool.
How Big Is The Universe?
If you ever wanted to know how ginormous the Universe really is, just watch this video and you will basically be an Astronomer. Basically.
