Oreo Separator Machine
Someone alert the media. Physicist David Neevel has invented an Oreo-separating machine. And, you guys, it is glorious.
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The Beatles Argument
This is exactly how we like to fight at the office. Except we use songs from Butthole Surfers and Rasputina. We also break out the Cotton-Eyed Joe lyrics if we're super pissed.
What Most Schools Don't Teach
Sounds like it would be a good idea for all of us to learn how to code at some point in our lives. Plus you get to try out those multiplication tables and fractions you haven't found use for since high school.
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Hairmax Black Friday Event
Hairmax kicks off Black Friday with deep discounts on its clinically proven hair growth lineup. The Lumina Hair Growth Helmet is $500 off and comes with a free five-piece gift set including shampoo, conditioner, supplements, and more. The PowerFlex Laser Cap 272 is also $500 off, while LaserBand and LaserComb devices are up to 20% off. Haircare and supplements get 15% off, and first-time subscribers can save 40%. These deals make it the perfect time to invest in thicker, fuller hair.
Presented by Hairmax.
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Fold Bitcoin Gift Card
The Fold Bitcoin Gift Card™ makes gifting simple and meaningful. Each gift card lets you give up to $500 in bitcoin securely. Put the world's best-performing asset of the past decade directly into someone's hands. Available at Kroger stores nationwide and online.
Presented by Fold.
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The Stars by David Bowie
The song's not our favorite, but this is David Bowie's first album in 10 years, and it's got Tilda Swinton in it. So there you go.
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Smell Yo Dick By Megan Mullally & Nick Offerman
Mr. and Mrs. Ron Swanson get all Riskay with this rap cover. NSFW lyrics, yo bitch ass fool.
How Big Is The Universe?
If you ever wanted to know how ginormous the Universe really is, just watch this video and you will basically be an Astronomer. Basically.
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TribeTokes Gummies
TribeTokes' gummy collection turns wellness into something you actually want to chew on. With formulas spanning THC, Delta-8, CBD, CBN, and more—plus vegan, live-resin options—the lineup is built for everything from stress relief and better sleep to just kicking back and enjoying your night. Each gummy is crafted without artificial colors or corn syrup, using real fruit juices and lab-tested ingredients to keep things clean, tasty, and effective. Whether you're looking focus, night-time calm, or mellow unlocks, there's a gummy fit for the moment. Use code THCA15 for 15% off.
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MyHeritage DNA Kit
MyHeritage DNA turns your ancestry curiosity into a full-scale exploration—with just a two-minute cheek swab and a return to the lab. In about 3-4 weeks, you'll unlock an Ethnicity Estimate that breaks down your origins across more than 2,100 geographic regions, plus uncover DNA Matches that might connect you with relatives you didn't know existed. All results are delivered through CLIA- and CAP-certified processes in a secure, encrypted environment, giving you insight into your roots without sacrificing your data privacy. It's genealogical power you can hold in your palm—and a powerful tool for anyone looking to build a family history or explore their ethnic story.
Presented by MyHeritage.
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Tough Love
Everybody needs some tough love from a group of insanely cute, yet horribly disappointed-looking animals. Now get your life together so these guys can relax.
Greatest Badminton Shot Ever
So we're pretty sure badminton players are a bit dorky. This guy Julien Maio, however, is definitely changing things.
