Oreo Separator Machine
Someone alert the media. Physicist David Neevel has invented an Oreo-separating machine. And, you guys, it is glorious.
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The Beatles Argument
This is exactly how we like to fight at the office. Except we use songs from Butthole Surfers and Rasputina. We also break out the Cotton-Eyed Joe lyrics if we're super pissed.
What Most Schools Don't Teach
Sounds like it would be a good idea for all of us to learn how to code at some point in our lives. Plus you get to try out those multiplication tables and fractions you haven't found use for since high school.
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ONNIT Alpha BRAIN Supplements
For high-performers who treat clarity and speed of mind as non-negotiables, Onnit's Alpha BRAIN delivers a focused, caffeine-free edge for those pursuing their full potential. Backed by clinical trials and over 10 million bottles sold, this nootropic supports cognitive performance — boosting memory, mental speed, and executive function with a precise blend of Alpha-GPC, L‑Theanine, Vitamin B6, and Phosphatidylserine. Whether you're strategizing, creating, gaming, or navigating high-stakes moments, Alpha BRAIN promotes alpha wave production and supports acetylcholine levels to keep your mind sharp without the crash. Available in capsules or instant powder for travel, it's a tool that doesn't just power your day — it elevates it.
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Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Vena Xtra Bliss High Potency Gummies
Experience Vena's latest euphoric release with Xtra Bliss High Potency THC Gummies — especially crafted to uplift your spirits and provide an extra boost throughout the day. Each gummy is infused with 10mg THC, 10mg CBD, and 2mg CBG, delivering a perfectly balanced blend of relaxation and energy. Whether you're winding down for the evening or seeking a moment of bliss during the day, these red raspberry-flavored gummies offer a dreamy escape letting stress melt away — one gummy at a time.
Presented by Vena.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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The Stars by David Bowie
The song's not our favorite, but this is David Bowie's first album in 10 years, and it's got Tilda Swinton in it. So there you go.
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EltaMD UV Sunscreen SPF50
Your face takes the hit — sun, stress, sweat, and screens — and EltaMD's UV Skin Recovery Face Sunscreen is built to defend it all without flinching. Formulated with mineral-based Zinc Oxide and SPF 50, this all-in-one shield offers broad-spectrum protection while instantly calming redness with smart color-correcting tech. Clinically proven to support sensitive and post-treatment skin, it goes beyond basic defense, actively helping to recover the skin barrier after exposure. Lightweight, invisible, and non-irritating, it's the kind of daily armor that works just as hard in the sun as it does under fluorescents.
Presented by EltaMD.
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Jack Archer Jetsetter Shorts
For the man whose passport sees more stamps than dust, the Jack Archer Jetsetter Shorts are the essential uniform of elevated travel. Crafted with the discerning frequent flyer in mind, these shorts blend tailored aesthetics with ultimate performance. The sculpted waistband lifts with intention and ensures first-class comfort without compromise. Wrinkle-free, odor-resistant, and stain-repellent, they demand nothing and deliver everything. With fabric that adapts to motion and maintains its shape across time zones, the Jetsetter is proof that luxury doesn't pause for laundry. From Santorini to São Paulo, this is how you stay sharp without trying.
Presented by Jack Archer.
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Smell Yo Dick By Megan Mullally & Nick Offerman
Mr. and Mrs. Ron Swanson get all Riskay with this rap cover. NSFW lyrics, yo bitch ass fool.
How Big Is The Universe?
If you ever wanted to know how ginormous the Universe really is, just watch this video and you will basically be an Astronomer. Basically.
