Oreo Separator Machine
Someone alert the media. Physicist David Neevel has invented an Oreo-separating machine. And, you guys, it is glorious.
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The Beatles Argument
This is exactly how we like to fight at the office. Except we use songs from Butthole Surfers and Rasputina. We also break out the Cotton-Eyed Joe lyrics if we're super pissed.
What Most Schools Don't Teach
Sounds like it would be a good idea for all of us to learn how to code at some point in our lives. Plus you get to try out those multiplication tables and fractions you haven't found use for since high school.
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Pro Hunter Rolex Stealth Watches
Originally launched as a modification shop for Rolex hunting watches — hence the name — Pro Hunter now offers a full range of specialized, sought-after sport watches from the Geneva-based firm. Each timepiece from Pro Hunter starts life as a brand new Rolex with box and papers; no refurbs or restorations here. It is then carefully customized with DLC coatings and other modifications, with inspiration taken from noteworthy vintage Rolex models, but applied towards a goal of superior style, functionality, and exclusivity. Specifically, we're offering Stealth black-hued versions of the GMT-Master II, Daytona, Submariner Date, and Submariner Military. All Pro Hunter Rolex watches are accompanied by a 5 year warranty and exceptional service directly from Pro Hunter.
Inquire directly with Uncrate about purchasing a Pro Hunter Rolex.
Uncrate Issue 05
For Issue 05, we gathered ten of the world's best Barn Finds, ten of the most interesting caviar-and-potato chip pairings, three spectacular places to stay in Italy, and thirty stunning objects of desire.
One magazine, six languages: English / Deutsch / Français / Italiano / Español / 日本語
200 pages / Heavyweight paper / Book-style cover / Free shipping in U.S.
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The Stars by David Bowie
The song's not our favorite, but this is David Bowie's first album in 10 years, and it's got Tilda Swinton in it. So there you go.
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Punkt. MP02 Mobile Phone
To kick off the launch of Uncrate Issue 05 and the return of our favorite not-smartphone, the Punkt MP02, we've partnered with Punkt, Grand Classics, and Mark Ronson to host a VIP screening of 1983's The King of Comedy, staring Robert De Niro. Personally selected by Mark Ronson, the film is a timely choice given its direct influence on this month's release of Joker, and as De Niro also appears in Joker as homage to his character in The King of Comedy. On October 16th at the Public Arts venue, at New York's Public Hotel, a select group of guests and friends of Mark Ronson, Punkt, Grand Classics, and Uncrate gathered for the screening and cocktails. Punkt, maker's of minimalist technology, chose to partner with Grand Classics on this screening due the increasingly frustrating effect of smartphones on the film community. Often used to snap pictures that leak a film's plot details well before release, smartphones have become a drag on sets around the world. Punkt's MP02 phone, a camera-less work of art, fixes not only this issue but allows anyone to disconnect from the distracting while remaining connected via a good old fashioned phone call or basic text message. Animoji's need not apply.
19-69 Eau De Parfum
The 19-69 brand was birthed in an effort to bottle counterculture movements from the past. Over the course of two years, the brand went through an exhaustive creative process with artisans in Scandinavia, France, and Italy before launching their fragrances in Paris. Each scent is inspired by an era, culture, or setting and the music and trends that help shape them and brought to life in the names, packaging, and the fragrances themselves.
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Smell Yo Dick By Megan Mullally & Nick Offerman
Mr. and Mrs. Ron Swanson get all Riskay with this rap cover. NSFW lyrics, yo bitch ass fool.
How Big Is The Universe?
If you ever wanted to know how ginormous the Universe really is, just watch this video and you will basically be an Astronomer. Basically.
