Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
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The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
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Jack Archer Jetsetter Shorts
For the man whose passport sees more stamps than dust, the Jack Archer Jetsetter Shorts are the essential uniform of elevated travel. Crafted with the discerning frequent flyer in mind, these shorts blend tailored aesthetics with ultimate performance. The sculpted waistband lifts with intention and ensures first-class comfort without compromise. Wrinkle-free, odor-resistant, and stain-repellent, they demand nothing and deliver everything. With fabric that adapts to motion and maintains its shape across time zones, the Jetsetter is proof that luxury doesn't pause for laundry. From Santorini to São Paulo, this is how you stay sharp without trying.
Presented by Jack Archer.
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Medterra Mood Boost Gummies
Seize the day with Medterra's Mood Boost Gummies and embrace a positive, refreshed outlook! These gummies are a delicious and effective way to enhance well-being, using natural ingredients like Saffron alongside 50mg full-spectrum hemp extract CBD, 5mg of THC, and 3mg of additional minor cannabinoids. They come in a delightful Strawberry Citrus flavor designed to reduce stress, improve focus, and brighten your day. Medterra prioritizes your happiness, ensuring a gentle, uplifting buzz and boost that keeps you feeling your best all day long.
Presented by Medterra.
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Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
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Vena Xtra Bliss High Potency Gummies
Experience Vena's latest euphoric release with Xtra Bliss High Potency THC Gummies — especially crafted to uplift your spirits and provide an extra boost throughout the day. Each gummy is infused with 10mg THC, 10mg CBD, and 2mg CBG, delivering a perfectly balanced blend of relaxation and energy. Whether you're winding down for the evening or seeking a moment of bliss during the day, these red raspberry-flavored gummies offer a dreamy escape letting stress melt away — one gummy at a time.
Presented by Vena.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Robert Talbott Reynolds Shirt
Tailored for black-tie formality without sacrificing comfort, the Reynolds Piqué Bib Formal Shirt elevates the dress code with 100% fine Italian cotton and a structured piqué bib front. Featuring a refined Monterey collar, French placket, and single-needle stitching, it's a modern classic built for movement with rotated armholes and gusseted seams. Finished with Talbott's signature gold details and crafted from easy-care, Oeko-Tex certified fabric, it's as functional as it is polished.
Presented by Robert Talbott.
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Kenny Powers K-Swiss Tubes Commercial
Kenny Powers and Jeremy Shockey promote K-Swiss Tubes. TUBES! See all of the commercials.
Soft Serve Robot Commercial
Girls gone wild (for ice cream) thanks to one man's robotic creation.
