Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
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The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
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Nike Super Bowl LIX Collection
For the second time in three years, the Kansas City Chiefs faced off against the Philadelphia Eagles in the Super Bowl. This time, the Eagles won. Celebrate the victory with Nike's mix of jerseys, tees, and hoodies, which will be treasured for years. Major players like Hurts and Barkley are represented, as are the Eagles in general, making these an excellent way to mark the 59th Super Bowl, the eighth to be played in the legendary New Orleans Superdome, and the second trophy for the Philly franchise.
Presented by Nike.
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Tinggly Valentine's Day Gift Box
Make this Valentine's Day unforgettable with Tinggly's Valentine's gift box, a promise of extraordinary memories. With over 10,000 experiences in 100+ countries — from candlelit dinners in Paris to adrenaline-fueled adventures in Costa Rica — this gift offers endless opportunities to create an unforgettable moment. Whether intimate or exhilarating, every experience is designed to leave her smiling long after the day is over. With no expiration date, carefully plan the perfect adventure, creating memories to cherish for years to come.
Presented by Tinggly.
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Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
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Jewlr Valentine's Day Collection
This Valentine's Day, Jewlr offers a stunning collection of personalized jewelry to make the occasion even more special. Whether you're searching for a romantic gift for a partner or a heartfelt keepsake for a friend or family member, these beautifully crafted pieces are a perfect way to express gratitude and appreciation for those who matter most. From the timeless elegance of the Engravable Heart Photo Locket Necklace to the stunning Toi et Moi Oval and Pear Gemstone Ring, each piece is designed to tell a unique story. With customizable details and exceptional craftsmanship, Jewlr transforms jewelry into meaningful keepsakes, making every gift truly special.
Presented by Jewlr.
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Cheribundi Sleep Gummies
Cheribundi Sleep Gummies transform your sleep and recovery routine with the natural power of tart cherries and 3mg of melatonin. Designed for athletes and health enthusiasts, these NSF-certified gummies provide a convenient way to reduce inflammation, ease muscle soreness, and promote deeper, more restorative sleep — adding up to 90 extra minutes nightly. Packed with the antioxidant benefits of 25 tart cherries per serving, they also support immunity, improve overall health, and help you wake up refreshed. Cheribundi Sleep Gummies are a game-changing innovation to optimize wellness and redefine recovery.
Presented by Cheribundi.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Kenny Powers K-Swiss Tubes Commercial
Kenny Powers and Jeremy Shockey promote K-Swiss Tubes. TUBES! See all of the commercials.
Soft Serve Robot Commercial
Girls gone wild (for ice cream) thanks to one man's robotic creation.
