Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
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The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
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Hims GLP1
Unlike traditional weight loss treatments, Hims takes a clinical approach that addresses the underlying factors affecting your weight. Based on your unique needs, personalized plans and prescription options are available to align with your weight loss goals, including oral medications and GLP-1 injections. This approach combines medication with ongoing access to medical providers, meal plans, recipes, exercise guides, and sleep support. Now available 100% online or in the app, expert treatment starts at $69/month, with GLP-1 plans starting at $199/month. Streamline your program and prioritize life.
Presented by Hims.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Onnit Grass Fed Whey Isolate Protein
Protein powders are everywhere, but few treat sourcing and refinement as seriously as Onnit Grass Fed Whey Isolate Protein. Built around non-GMO whey isolate sourced from grass-fed Irish dairy cows, each serving delivers 20 grams of complete protein with most fats and carbs filtered out, resulting in a cleaner formula designed to support muscle recovery and lean performance. The isolate format preserves the full amino acid profile while improving purity and mixability, making it equally suited for post-workout recovery or daily nutritional support. With its smooth vanilla profile and minimalist approach, it reflects Onnit's broader philosophy that performance starts with better inputs and fewer compromises.
Presented by ONNIT.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
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Kenny Powers K-Swiss Tubes Commercial
Kenny Powers and Jeremy Shockey promote K-Swiss Tubes. TUBES! See all of the commercials.
Soft Serve Robot Commercial
Girls gone wild (for ice cream) thanks to one man's robotic creation.
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WeightWatchers Wegovy Pill
Prescription weight loss is becoming part of a broader wellness system, and WeightWatchers is integrating it directly into its platform with access to the Wegovy pill through its clinical program. The offering combines medical evaluation, prescription access for those who qualify, and ongoing support inside the WeightWatchers app, connecting GLP-1 treatment with proven tracking and coaching tools. Rather than replacing lifestyle change, the program is designed to work alongside it, helping manage appetite while reinforcing healthier routines. The result is a more modern approach to weight management that blends medication, accountability, and long-term habit building into a single, guided experience.
Presented by WeightWatchers.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Nature's Craft Liver Support Gummies
Nature's Craft Cleansing Artichoke + L-Carnitine blends plant-powered detox with metabolic support in a single daily capsule. At its core is artichoke extract, long valued for supporting bile flow and digestive comfort, paired with L-Carnitine to help your body metabolize fats and maintain energy. Vegan-friendly, non-GMO, and made without filler junk, it's designed for anyone who wants a cleaner internal reset without juggling half a dozen pills. Add a touch of natural support to your daily routine and let a little botanical help take the edge off digestion and overall well-being.
Presented by Nature's Craft.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Nikola Tesla Drunk History
John C. Reilly and some drunk dude help show why Edison was such an asshole.
