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The Onion Deserves A Pulitzer
The Onion is exposing the Pulitzer committee's despicable bigotry against them as they seek out the most prestigious award in journalism. Ricky Gervais, Tom Hanks, and Glenn Beck help to fight this injustice for the satirical newspaper.
Carousel Horse Race
Improv Everywhere hosts the historic 143 Bryant Park Stakes as rookie Carrots On The Brain takes it's first win, and he's feeling good.
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Collars & Co. Monterey Cotton & Linen Overshirt
The Monterey Overshirt from Collars & Co leans into the kind of effortless layering piece that works year-round without overthinking it. Cut from a lightweight cotton-linen blend with a touch of stretch, it delivers breathable comfort with just enough structure to hold its shape, striking a balance between relaxed and refined. Details like patch pockets, working buttons, and a clean pointed collar keep things classic, while the unlined construction makes it easy to throw over a tee or polo as temperatures shift. Machine washable and designed for a true-to-size fit, it's a straightforward staple that slots easily into a daily rotation without feeling like an afterthought.
Presented by Collars & Co.
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MetMo Helico MK3
MetMo brings a high-load herringbone gear system to the palm with the Helico MK3. CNC machined in titanium, stainless steel, and return of solid brass, the design uses magnets and interlocking gear geometry to create controlled movement. Integrated magnets allow the gear to engage, release, and reseat with defined feedback, forming a tactile system built around motion, resistance, and precision.
Presented by Metmo.
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Can I Be Your Friend?
The English National Opera sent out Jolyon Rubinstein to show how ridiculous your 1,456 friends, hourly status updates, and Twitter followers are in real life. Good thing we all quit having real lives a long time ago.
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Stella Artois Chivalry
There has never been a puddle big enough or a woman pretty enough for us to partake in such gallant actions.
BMW 1 Series M Coupe
BMW shows what their new 1 Series M Coupe is really made of by giving it hell through a concrete obstacle course.
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Uncrate's 100-ish favorite things on Amazon
This is our shortcut to the good stuff on Amazon. It's an ongoing Uncrate-vetted list we'll be adding to and subtracting from. It's your field guide to use before wading through Amazon's millions of mediocre listings. It's our handpicked, battle-tested lineup of the clever, the durable, and the legitimately worth buying. The pieces that punch above their price, hold up in the real world, and never miss. In other words: the Amazon aisle curated by someone with taste.
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Factor Meal Shake
Streamlining nutrition down to a single scoop, the Factor Meal Shake is built for efficiency without sacrificing substance. Each serving delivers 30 grams of whey protein, 7 grams of fiber, and a full spectrum of vitamins and minerals, creating a balanced, meal-level profile that supports energy, satiety, and muscle maintenance. Designed to mix in under a minute, it fits into busy routines as easily as a morning coffee, while a clean formula free of artificial flavors and seed oils keeps things straightforward. The result is a no-frills, high-function shake that replaces complexity with consistency, turning daily nutrition into something you can actually keep up with.
Presented by Factor
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Mercedes SLS AMG Roadster
AMG has revealed the new Mercedes SLS AMG Roadster, which loses it's infamous gull-wing doors, but comes just the way we like it, topless.
Chrysler Good Things Commercial
Dr. Dre is showing Eminem how it's done with a ten-speaker Beats by Dr. Dre sound system, designed by the doctore himself, the Chrysler 300S will be the closest thing to a recording studio on wheels. Grammy not included.
