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The Onion Deserves A Pulitzer
The Onion is exposing the Pulitzer committee's despicable bigotry against them as they seek out the most prestigious award in journalism. Ricky Gervais, Tom Hanks, and Glenn Beck help to fight this injustice for the satirical newspaper.
Carousel Horse Race
Improv Everywhere hosts the historic 143 Bryant Park Stakes as rookie Carrots On The Brain takes it's first win, and he's feeling good.
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Geologie Acne Control Superclean Body Wash
It's the season of exposed skin, and Geologie's Acne Control Superclean Bodywash will help keep your largest organ clean and clear all summer. Geologie's special body formula helps clear and prevent breakouts, moisturizing and soothing irritated skin and reducing redness — without drying it out. Make this a fearless, confident summer.
Presented by Geologie.
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Roborock S8 MaxV Ultra Robot Vacuum + Mop
With the S8 MaxV Ultra, Roborock ensures every inch of your house is clean. The new model features a Flexi Arm Design with an extendable side brush that reaches into corners, while an Extra Edge Mopping System cleans along edges. A Reactive AI 2.0 Obstacle Recognition uses a 3D structured light and an RGB camera to identify and avoid obstacles in its path, and a PreciSense LiDAR navigation system scans rooms to create a map and determine the most efficient route. It upgrades suction power to 10,000Pa to pick up even more dust and dirt, a Carpet+ Boost System ups the hair pick-up rate by 30%, and the mopping system scrubs floors 4,000 times per second, detecting carpets and rugs along the way. With built-in voice assistance, users can start cleaning with a simple command, and when the job is done, the vacuum will retreat to its dock to automatically empty, wash, dry, and recharge itself. The S8 MaxV Ultra will be available April 22, 2024, and for a limited time, get a triple gift pack valued at $1,000 with your purchase.
Presented by Roborock.
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Can I Be Your Friend?
The English National Opera sent out Jolyon Rubinstein to show how ridiculous your 1,456 friends, hourly status updates, and Twitter followers are in real life. Good thing we all quit having real lives a long time ago.
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Collars & Co. Quarter Zip Pullovers
Collars & Co. got its start making polos masquerading as dress shirts. While they look good under jackets, the performance polos look equally as good under that most versatile of pieces, the quarter-zip pullover. Equally as suitable for a chilly morning round of golf as a breezy sunset dinner, they come in a variety of styles, including reversible styles, stretchy, wrinkle-resistant golf models, cashmere and merino blends, and even cable-knit offerings for cooler weather. No matter which one you choose, it's sure to become a wardrobe staple.
Presented by Collars & Co.
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Fuel Meals
Food with a purpose delivered straight to your door — that's the idea behind Fuel Meals' line of goal-focused meals. Fuel Meals are high in protein, generously portioned, and crafted specifically for your goals, whether it's weight loss or muscle gain. With over 30 dishes, getting bored isn't a problem, and every meal arrives ready to eat — no prep required. Now take that saved time and put it to work.
Presented by Fuel Meals.
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Stella Artois Chivalry
There has never been a puddle big enough or a woman pretty enough for us to partake in such gallant actions.
BMW 1 Series M Coupe
BMW shows what their new 1 Series M Coupe is really made of by giving it hell through a concrete obstacle course.
