Oh, Dan. That was a terrible idea.
Joining in on the never-ending blitz of "Shit X Say" videos, Tripp Crosby and Tyler Stanton come up with a bunch of shit you'll never hear.
Born from a waffle iron experiment by Bill Bowerman, Nike's Waffle Racer returns with updated materials and a modern build. Originally released as the "Moon Shoe," the silhouette keeps its low-profile, track-inspired design while swapping in knit and suede uppers across new 2026 colorways. A foam midsole adds everyday comfort, while the signature waffle outsole delivers the same traction that defined the original. The result is a retro runner that balances heritage design with easy wearability.
Presented by Nike.
Vita Coco is turning up the sweet-and-tart with its newest Frosted Lemonade Treats, the latest addition to its popular coconut water-inspired lineup. Following hits like Strawberries & Creme and Orange & Creme, this flavor pairs zesty lemon with a coconutty finish for a refreshingly indulgent twist. Designed as a small moment of escape, Frosted Lemonade Treats transform a hectic commute or cluttered desk into a sunnier state of mind, delivering the functional benefits of coconut water with bold, pronounceable ingredients. Available nationwide in stores and online, it's the ultimate pick-me-up for anyone who wants a mindful, mood-boosting treat that feels like summer in a bottle.
Presented by Vita Coco.
It's official. We've converted.
You're not a true sports fan until you've eaten another man's chest hair.
The Jackasses of extreme sports are coming out with a film and it's sure to be epic. The Nitro Circus crew and their commander-in-chief Travis Pastrana have captured their biggest stunts yet and it's all in 3D. Expect it summer 2012.
Brothers John and Richard Ramsey are embracing their embarrassing home videos by adding some of their own "artistic and insightful" commentary and creating this one-of-a-kind web series.
Prescription weight loss is becoming part of a broader wellness system, and WeightWatchers is integrating it directly into its platform with access to the Wegovy pill through its clinical program. The offering combines medical evaluation, prescription access for those who qualify, and ongoing support inside the WeightWatchers app, connecting GLP-1 treatment with proven tracking and coaching tools. Rather than replacing lifestyle change, the program is designed to work alongside it, helping manage appetite while reinforcing healthier routines. The result is a more modern approach to weight management that blends medication, accountability, and long-term habit building into a single, guided experience.
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For those who take late-night calls that turn into early flights, the Lundi Conally 36-Hour Briefcase is the only plus-one you need. Crafted from black canvas and leather with a silhouette as sharp as your pitch deck, it carries the precision of a briefcase and the utility of an overnight bag. Inside, there's a place for everything — laptop, documents, business cards, a change of clothes—because chaos isn't part of your carry-on. Finished with a leather strap, suitcase clip, and clean lines, it's built for long days and global nights.
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Other than eating healthy and going to the gym, Ross' New Years resolutions seem fairly doable.
A tribute to all the rotten turds around the world who woke up Christmas morning, only to find that they didn't get what they wanted.