WTF? I Wanted An iPhone
A tribute to all the rotten turds around the world who woke up Christmas morning, only to find that they didn't get what they wanted.
A tribute to all the rotten turds around the world who woke up Christmas morning, only to find that they didn't get what they wanted.
JibJab says buh-bye to 2011 with their musical recap of the year's highs and lows.
Settle your brains for a long winter's nap. Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey, and Eva Mendes reenact a whiskey-infused version of "Twas the Night Before Christmas."
GNC is rethinking the creatine aisle with a new performance-focused lineup that scales from beginner staples to fully stacked muscle-support systems. The range starts with the straightforward Pro Performance Creatine Monohydrate, delivering the research-backed 5-gram dose athletes have trusted for decades, before moving into more advanced territory with the new Creatine + HMB formula for added recovery support, Beyond Raw's dual-action Creatine MonoPhate, and the flagship AMP Creabolic, a triple-action blend combining creatine, myHMB, and PeptiStrong in one scoop. Across the lineup, the focus stays on transparent formulas, clinically relevant ingredients, and banned-substance-tested performance without the proprietary blends or overbuilt stimulant formulas crowding the category.
Presented by GNC.
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Born in 1977 during Nike's formative years, the LD-1000 was pioneered with long-distance runners in mind offering stability through every stride with its unique flared heel. As one of Nike's earliest endeavors into performance footwear, it helped cement Nike's legacy in the athletic sphere building its reputation as an olympic winner. Today, the LD-1000 returns with its original DNA woven into a Flyknit upper for a durable and breathable fit, combined with a durable waffle outsole, bringing retro running heritage into a street-ready revival that honors the past with modern running technology.
Presented by Nike.
Sex is no accident, unless you're waterskiing, hang gliding, or riding a moped.
The legendary MAD cartoonist Al Jaffee reads some of his Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions on stage at Joe's Pub in New York.
Juliette Lewis guest stars as a girl saying shit in Kyle Humphrey & Graydon Sheppard's web series based on the Twitter account that calls out girls everywhere for the shit they say.
Break.com did us all a favor by counting down 2011's 10 most epic pranks.
Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 15% off orders of $50+ with code UNCRATE15.
Presented by Tinto Amorio.
Team communication gets a needed upgrade with Slack Pro, a tier designed for growing teams that have outgrown the limits of the free plan. It replaces scattered emails and lost messages with unlimited history, robust search, and seamless organization that keeps conversations and decisions accessible long after they happen. Add in unlimited integrations with tools like Google Drive, Zoom, and Salesforce, plus built-in audio and video calls with screen sharing, and it becomes a central hub for day-to-day work. With enhanced security and the ability to scale alongside your team, Slack Pro streamlines collaboration into a single, searchable workflow that moves as fast as your business does.
Presented by Slack.
Just a taste of the new special Louis C.K. Live at the Beacon Theater available on his website December 10th. We're sure it will be well worth the five dollars to watch the whole thing.
Oh, to go back to a time when we didn't even know how to pronounce tuition, let alone worry about how to pay for it. A questionable school photographer gives a class full of innocent kids a reality check.