William Shakespeare's The Jedi Doth Return
You've read Shakespeare's Star Wars and followed it up with The Empire Striketh Back, so you might as well complete the trilogy with William Shakespeare's The Jedi Doth Return. Once again penned by Ian Doescher, aka The Bard reincarnate, this 168-page tome completes the reimagining of the saga in impeccable iambic pentameter, making it only slightly harder to read than The Phantom Menace is to understand.