Alcoholic Vervet Monkeys
Well, this just proves it. As much as you try to deny it we are just like those sneaky little bastards.
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Grizzly Visitor
While filming, the crew from BBC's Deep Into The Wild had a close encounter with a grizzly bear. They smiled to keep from crying.
Lucky Dog
Morals of the story: 1) Don't leave your lottery ticket on the table, and 2) Don't ever get a cat.
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CBDfx Focus & Energy Gummies
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Velocity Signature Series 1969 Chevy K5 Blazer
Velocity's Signature Series 1969 Chevy K5 Blazer reimagines an SUV legend with uncompromising performance and modern refinement. Cloaked in Custom White BASF paint over meaty 35" BFGoodrich KO2 all-terrains, it commands attention from trail to boulevard. Inside, Velocity Leather seating, Dakota Digital gauges, and Vintage Air climate control blend comfort and tech, while a touchscreen stereo and backup camera elevate convenience. A 6.2L LT1 V8, 10-speed automatic, and Atlas transfer case deliver relentless capability, paired with a Velocity-exclusive Roadster Shop frame, coilovers, and Wilwood disc brakes. Built for those who demand heritage style and modern muscle, this K5 defines the ultimate restomod SUV — all for under $300,000.
Presented by Velocity.
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Get Ready To Play
Slightly cloudy with chance of heavy yarn ball downpours. (We know, we know... we said we wouldn't post cat videos.)
SunChips Compostable Bag
Apparently, the 100% compostable SunChips bags are a little loud. Because of an outcry from Earth-hating Americans on Facebook, Frito-Lay has decided to go back to their old, planet-be-damned packaging.
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Caliber Fitness Program
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Presented by Caliber.
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Squarespace
Having an online presence outside of social media is important. Squarespace makes it easy to create one. Whether launching a new site, revamping a current site, or just getting started, their mix of professionally designed templates, drag-and-drop editing, and integrated platform with e-commerce, blogging, and marketing tools makes it simple. Get started today with 10% off on a new plan with code UNCRATE.
Presented by Squarespace.
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Beer Portal
This commercial for Tooheys Extra Dry just might make you watch where you stick your hand when grabbing for that last brew. Two words: Tongue Aliens.
Charity Water
There are a billion people living without clean water. Charity Water is asking folks on their birthdays to give up gifts and instead ask for donations. Seems a bit more useful than an iPhone 4.
