Alcoholic Vervet Monkeys
Well, this just proves it. As much as you try to deny it we are just like those sneaky little bastards.
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Grizzly Visitor
While filming, the crew from BBC's Deep Into The Wild had a close encounter with a grizzly bear. They smiled to keep from crying.
Lucky Dog
Morals of the story: 1) Don't leave your lottery ticket on the table, and 2) Don't ever get a cat.
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The Daily Upside
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Presented by The Daily Upside.
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Joymode Sexual Performance Booster
Shady gas station supplements and prescription ED meds have never been great options, that's why we are excited about Joymode's new Sexual Performance Booster. It's kind of like a pre-workout for the bedroom. It contains just the right amount of L-Citrulline, Nitrosigine, Yohimbine, and Vitamin C to boost nitric oxide production, increase drive, and enhance blood flow. It was developed by scientists and biochemistry PhDs. You mix it with water and drink it 45 minutes to 5 hours before sexual activity and you can expect to get one of your best erections. 20% discount with code UNCRATE.
Presented by Joymode.
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Get Ready To Play
Slightly cloudy with chance of heavy yarn ball downpours. (We know, we know... we said we wouldn't post cat videos.)
SunChips Compostable Bag
Apparently, the 100% compostable SunChips bags are a little loud. Because of an outcry from Earth-hating Americans on Facebook, Frito-Lay has decided to go back to their old, planet-be-damned packaging.
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Biofire Smart Gun
Having a gun for home defense can be a good idea — but they need to be securely stored for safety's sake, making them less effective as a self-defense tool than they should be. Biofire is out to change that with its Smart Gun that's always locked but instantly accessible with the owner's biometrics. This 9mm firearm uses an integrated fingerprint and 3D facial recognition system to only unlock if whoever is holding it is authorized to use it, preventing tragic outcomes from a criminal, or worse yet, a child. The system is powered by a high-endurance internal battery that charges on the included Smart Dock, allowing you to leave the gun connected or keep it unplugged in a drawer, closet, or car with the confidence it will be ready when you need it for months at a time.
Presented by Biofire.
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Quip Oral Care Products
A healthy mouth goes beyond just brushing. For optimum oral health care, flossing and rinsing are also a must. Quip helps build better habits with its collection of sleek, effective products. The first line of defense is their Electric Toothbrush with sonic vibrations. It ensures every inch of your mouth is clean with a 2-minute timer with 30-second pulses and comes with a multi-use cover that mounts to mirrors and doubles as a stand or travel case. Follow up with the rechargeable cordless water flosser that blasts away plaque with two pressure modes, three-hundred-sixty-degree rotation, and magnetic floss tip. For those who prefer picks, there are also refillable string options. Complete the routine with a mouthwash that's a 4-times concentrate and comes in an attractive refillable dispenser, while the sugar-free gum with long-lasting mint flavor keeps breath fresh throughout the day.
Presented by Quip.
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Beer Portal
This commercial for Tooheys Extra Dry just might make you watch where you stick your hand when grabbing for that last brew. Two words: Tongue Aliens.
Charity Water
There are a billion people living without clean water. Charity Water is asking folks on their birthdays to give up gifts and instead ask for donations. Seems a bit more useful than an iPhone 4.
