Billy West Voices
Billy West, a voice actor who has portrayed Phillip J. Fry, Stimpy, and pretty much every other character, does some awesome voices for your enjoyment.
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Sultry Natalie Portman
Our uber-crush strips like a 1940's starlet. Also don't miss James Franco making out with himself.
Quadruple Backflips
As if just swinging from a 99 foot rope swing isn't enough, he needed to do 4 backflips off it.
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Caliber Fitness Coaching Program
Caliber is rewriting the playbook on personal training with a science-driven coaching program designed for busy professionals who want real results without wasting time. Caliber pairs each member with an elite coach—only 1 in 100 applicants make the cut—to deliver personalized strength, cardio, and nutrition plans through its powerful app. Members see an average 20% improvement in body composition within 3 months, all for a fraction of the cost of traditional training, starting at $200/month. For September, Caliber is knocking $100 off all coaching plans, making the smartest way to get in shape even smarter.
Presented by Caliber.
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Masterworks
Over the last 30 years, contemporary and post war art prices overall outpaced the S&P 500.* This helps explain why Jeff Bezos, Marc Andreessen, and Bill Gates have collectively poured hundreds of millions into this global asset class. Luckily, you don't have to be a billionaire to build an art allocation in a portfolio anymore. Masterworks.com has made diversifying with multimillion-dollar artworks featuring artists like Banksy and Basquiat accessible to everyone with their premier art investing platform. Uncrate readers can use the link below to get access today.
Presented by Masterworks.
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Moe Norman
The tale of the greatest golfer you've never heard of. Here's to the man who hit it so straight, he could play in the dark.
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Maybe You Should Rise
A mashup of Lebron's disappointing Nike ad "Rise" and Michael Jordan's 2009 "Maybe It's My Fault" commercial. Although this would have been a lot more gratifying if this would have been a direct response to the King Doucher's ad, but it will do.
The Mustache Commercial
Bud Lights's tribute to Movember and all that is great and envious about a full, well groomed mustache.
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MyHeritage DNA Kit
MyHeritage DNA turns your ancestry curiosity into a full-scale exploration—with just a two-minute cheek swab and a return to the lab. In about 3-4 weeks, you'll unlock an Ethnicity Estimate that breaks down your origins across more than 2,100 geographic regions, plus uncover DNA Matches that might connect you with relatives you didn't know existed. All results are delivered through CLIA- and CAP-certified processes in a secure, encrypted environment, giving you insight into your roots without sacrificing your data privacy. It's genealogical power you can hold in your palm—and a powerful tool for anyone looking to build a family history or explore their ethnic story.
Presented by MyHeritage.
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Happy Head Hair Growth Solution
Happy Head is changing the game in hair care by offering prescription-strength, dermatologist-formulated treatments for hair thinning and loss. Using clinically proven ingredients like Minoxidil, Finasteride, Spironolactone, and Retinol, each formula is customized for your hair type, gender, and goals, all delivered through a seamless tele-dermatology platform. For an extra layer of personalization, the optional StrandIQ™ at-home DNA test analyzes genetic markers to optimize results. Enjoy an extra 25% off site wide this December.
Presented by Happy Head.
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Victoria's Secret Fireworks
Just to show you that everything is instantly better when you include Victoria's Secret models. Even Katy Perry songs.
Disrupted Game
JetBlue decided to run an experiment where they placed an actress as a New York bar tender and had her put her life in danger by changing channels in the middle of the Jets game. This somehow relates to air travel.
