Billy West Voices
Billy West, a voice actor who has portrayed Phillip J. Fry, Stimpy, and pretty much every other character, does some awesome voices for your enjoyment.
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Sultry Natalie Portman
Our uber-crush strips like a 1940's starlet. Also don't miss James Franco making out with himself.
Quadruple Backflips
As if just swinging from a 99 foot rope swing isn't enough, he needed to do 4 backflips off it.
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JOYMODE Testosterone Supplements
The new elite isn't chasing hype — they're building longevity. From boardrooms to backcountry trails, a rising class of athletes, founders, and performance-first men are rewriting what it means to age well. Leading the charge is Eric Hinman: 5x Ironman, serial entrepreneur, and proof that hustle and recovery aren't opposites — they're partners. JOYMODE delivers KSM-66 Ashwagandha, Longjack, and Boron to support energy, drive, recovery, and resilience. This movement isn't about inflated egos or quick fixes—it's about showing up stronger at 6AM than you did at 26. The game doesn't end at 30. It evolves — and you evolve with it.
Presented by JOYMODE.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Pair Eyewear
Pair Eyewear introduces its new Mixed Material Collection, with three fresh base frame colors — Tortoise/Gold, Pink Clear/Rose Gold, and Green Clear/Gold — offering a stylish upgrade to five fan-favorite shapes. Whether you're after the timeless edge of Tortoise/Gold, the romantic charm of Pink Clear/Rose Gold, or the grounded cool of Green Clear/Gold, this collection brings elevated versatility to your everyday look. Each frame is crafted in-house and to reflect your evolving style in the highest quality eyewear possible.
Presented by Pair Eyewear.
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Moe Norman
The tale of the greatest golfer you've never heard of. Here's to the man who hit it so straight, he could play in the dark.
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ONNIT Alpha BRAIN Supplements
For high-performers who treat clarity and speed of mind as non-negotiables, Onnit's Alpha BRAIN delivers a focused, caffeine-free edge for those pursuing their full potential. Backed by clinical trials and over 10 million bottles sold, this nootropic supports cognitive performance — boosting memory, mental speed, and executive function with a precise blend of Alpha-GPC, L‑Theanine, Vitamin B6, and Phosphatidylserine. Whether you're strategizing, creating, gaming, or navigating high-stakes moments, Alpha BRAIN promotes alpha wave production and supports acetylcholine levels to keep your mind sharp without the crash. Available in capsules or instant powder for travel, it's a tool that doesn't just power your day — it elevates it.
Presented by ONNIT.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Laird Superfoods Lattes
Start strong — ignite your mornings with a latte ritual designed to power you through the day. Laird Superfoods' Maca Instant Latte blends freeze-dried coffee with ancient Andean maca root, and a squad of performance mushrooms (Lion's Mane, Chaga, Cordyceps, Maitake) to deliver clean energy, mental clarity, and a creamy, plant-based sip that hits harder than espresso. Whether you're chasing waves, going to the office, or catching flights, this is the upgrade your cup has been waiting for. No barista required—just add hot water and go.
Presented by Laird.
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Maybe You Should Rise
A mashup of Lebron's disappointing Nike ad "Rise" and Michael Jordan's 2009 "Maybe It's My Fault" commercial. Although this would have been a lot more gratifying if this would have been a direct response to the King Doucher's ad, but it will do.
The Mustache Commercial
Bud Lights's tribute to Movember and all that is great and envious about a full, well groomed mustache.
