So you're telling me Alicia Keys is not singing "I've become a wet dream tomato"? I'm not even sure I like the song now.
Pardon me, but we've uncovered some never-before-seen footage of what transpired after two gentlemen shared a jar of Grey Poupon on that fateful day many years ago. The aftermath is a sight to behold, full of scoundrels and pork loins.
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Solving a Rubik's cube while juggling is pretty impressive. Especially since you can't juggle or solve a Rubik's cube.
Watch pro skiier Eric Roner as he captures his umbrella-assisted skydive with a GoPro Hero3.
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Crafted in Treviso, Northern Italy, this luxurious suit embodies Luca Faloni's Italian heritage. Each suit is handmade with the finest materials, ensuring the highest quality. Using pure virgin wool, Luca Faloni draws on a long tradition of expertise to create sustainable fabrics, producing suits that stand the test of time. Available in classic charcoal grey and midnight blue, this suit is ideal for business attire and elegant evening soirées. These Italian designs promise timeless style, securing a permanent place in your wardrobe.
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We thought this was nuts. And then these crazy-asses went and jumped into a giant canyon.
CinemaSins: Ruining all your favorite movies, one painfully obnoxious ding at a time.