Carlton Draught Slo-Mo
As the song goes, "Men look much better in slow motion. It makes me want to sing quite loud. Now, I want a Carlton Draught, chips and lasagne."
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Urban Bowling
Nissan hides from the bowling ball apocalypse in this spot for a crossover from across the sea.
Mattel Tommy Gun
This commercial from the 50's/60's shows how awesome kids toys used to be. The Mattel Tommy Burst Gun sells alone for $3, or as part of Mattel's $7 Tommy Burst Detective Set, which also includes a scarily-realistic snub-nosed 38, along with a snap-draw shoulder holster, wallet, badge, and ID card.
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Whisker Litter-Robot 5 Pro
The Litter-Robot 5 Pro from Whisker turns litter box duty into hands-free convenience. It automatically sifts waste after each use so you never have to scoop, while AI-powered cameras monitor activity and identify individual cats in multi-pet homes. WasteID technology separates liquid from solid waste for better odor control, and the roomy interior with sealed waste drawer can handle up to five cats for days. With quiet cycles, an LED display, and full app integration for remote monitoring, it makes cat care effortless.
Presented by Whisker.
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Beyond Alpha Ultimate Alpha Stack
The Ultimate Alpha Stack from Beyond Alpha is a two-part hormone optimization system designed to restore masculine vitality. It combines T Breakthrough, a blend of 14 clinically backed compounds (like TestoSurge Fenugreek, Tongkat Ali, Shilajit, and Black Maca) shown to boost testosterone, with EstroControl, a formula built to detox estrogen using ingredients like DIM, resveratrol, milk thistle, and broccoli sprout extract. Together, the stack supports fat loss, improved energy and drive, sharper focus, and more balanced body composition. All 24 ingredients are tested for purity and potency, helping you reset your hormonal ecosystem and perform at your peak.
Presented by Beyond Alpha.
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That's How You Do It, Smooth Pants
Mmm... giant sexy chocolate bar.
What It Isn't
These Dodge Charger commercials that make me feel like a girly girl really make me want to buy a charger.
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The Letter
Volkswagen helps end the suspicions of one man.
Is It Monday Yet?
Only three more Mondays until Gruden starts his new season of brown nosing above the gridiron.
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MyHeritage DNA Kit
MyHeritage DNA turns your ancestry curiosity into a full-scale exploration—with just a two-minute cheek swab and a return to the lab. In about 3-4 weeks, you'll unlock an Ethnicity Estimate that breaks down your origins across more than 2,100 geographic regions, plus uncover DNA Matches that might connect you with relatives you didn't know existed. All results are delivered through CLIA- and CAP-certified processes in a secure, encrypted environment, giving you insight into your roots without sacrificing your data privacy. It's genealogical power you can hold in your palm—and a powerful tool for anyone looking to build a family history or explore their ethnic story.
Presented by MyHeritage.
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Alpha Lion Superhuman Burn Pre-Workout
The Alpha Lion Superhuman Burn blends pre-workout energy and fat-burning ambition into a single formula built to fire up sweat and intensity in one go. It mixes a tri-source caffeine system for sustained energy and focus with thermogenic ingredients like MitoBurn and CaloriBurn GP that aim to boost metabolism, stimulate fat oxidation, and maximize calorie burn during workouts and beyond. Add in support for nitric oxide production and endurance, and Superhuman Burn shows up as a one-and-done solution for anyone chasing both performance and fat-loss goals.
Presented by Alpha Lion.
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Frank Miller's Gucci Guilty
Directed by (sellout?) Frank Miller, this teaser for a new Gucci fragrance stars Evan Rachel Wood and Chris Evans. Full version coming September 12, 2010 at the MTV VMAs.
Norman Tugwater, Fantasy Sports Attorney
At your draft this year, keep an eye out for Norman Tugwater (Gary Busey), the fantasy sports lawyer of Adrian Peterson. YOU MUST PAY! (Or face the spork.)
