Carlton Draught Slo-Mo
As the song goes, "Men look much better in slow motion. It makes me want to sing quite loud. Now, I want a Carlton Draught, chips and lasagne."
As the song goes, "Men look much better in slow motion. It makes me want to sing quite loud. Now, I want a Carlton Draught, chips and lasagne."
Nissan hides from the bowling ball apocalypse in this spot for a crossover from across the sea.
This commercial from the 50's/60's shows how awesome kids toys used to be. The Mattel Tommy Burst Gun sells alone for $3, or as part of Mattel's $7 Tommy Burst Detective Set, which also includes a scarily-realistic snub-nosed 38, along with a snap-draw shoulder holster, wallet, badge, and ID card.
Cut from pure Italian linen and crafted in Northern Italy, Luca Faloni's Bermuda shorts don't chase trends — they define a way of life. Their garment-dyed hues echo Amalfi frescos and Riviera skies, while an internal drawstring and horn button closure deliver comfort without compromise. Whether you're meandering cobbled alleys in search of the perfect sea urchin spaghetti or slipping into sun-drenched silence on a private terrace above Positano, these shorts whisper of leisure with intention. For men who savor nuance, curate color, and choose stillness over spectacle, this is summer — tailored, tasteful, and timeless.
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The new elite isn't chasing hype — they're building longevity. From boardrooms to backcountry trails, a rising class of athletes, founders, and performance-first men are rewriting what it means to age well. Leading the charge is Eric Hinman: 5x Ironman, serial entrepreneur, and proof that hustle and recovery aren't opposites — they're partners. JOYMODE delivers KSM-66 Ashwagandha, Longjack, and Boron to support energy, drive, recovery, and resilience. This movement isn't about inflated egos or quick fixes—it's about showing up stronger at 6AM than you did at 26. The game doesn't end at 30. It evolves — and you evolve with it.
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Mmm... giant sexy chocolate bar.
These Dodge Charger commercials that make me feel like a girly girl really make me want to buy a charger.
For high-performers who treat clarity and speed of mind as non-negotiables, Onnit's Alpha BRAIN delivers a focused, caffeine-free edge for those pursuing their full potential. Backed by clinical trials and over 10 million bottles sold, this nootropic supports cognitive performance — boosting memory, mental speed, and executive function with a precise blend of Alpha-GPC, L‑Theanine, Vitamin B6, and Phosphatidylserine. Whether you're strategizing, creating, gaming, or navigating high-stakes moments, Alpha BRAIN promotes alpha wave production and supports acetylcholine levels to keep your mind sharp without the crash. Available in capsules or instant powder for travel, it's a tool that doesn't just power your day — it elevates it.
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Your face takes the hit — sun, stress, sweat, and screens — and EltaMD's UV Skin Recovery Face Sunscreen is built to defend it all without flinching. Formulated with mineral-based Zinc Oxide and SPF 50, this all-in-one shield offers broad-spectrum protection while instantly calming redness with smart color-correcting tech. Clinically proven to support sensitive and post-treatment skin, it goes beyond basic defense, actively helping to recover the skin barrier after exposure. Lightweight, invisible, and non-irritating, it's the kind of daily armor that works just as hard in the sun as it does under fluorescents.
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Volkswagen helps end the suspicions of one man.
Only three more Mondays until Gruden starts his new season of brown nosing above the gridiron.