Norman Tugwater, Fantasy Sports Attorney
At your draft this year, keep an eye out for Norman Tugwater (Gary Busey), the fantasy sports lawyer of Adrian Peterson. YOU MUST PAY! (Or face the spork.)
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Mentos Spider
The Brock Lesnar of Arachnids sends one brave gentleman to the ER.
Dickies 874 Work Pant
While you're sitting at your desk watching Invisible Monkeys, just remember that there are hardworking men out there, also wasting company time, trying to destroy a pair of khakis with a wrecking ball. Watch them all here.
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Drift Car Visor Air Freshener
Made in the USA, Drift is a wood visor clip air freshener that is designed to fit seamlessly into your every day, while bringing you the freshest, real scents possible. Each freshener is made from sustainably sourced cedarwood and is soaked in essential and fragrant oils to deliver real scents minus harmful chemicals. Each one is magnetized to fit perfectly on your visor and their scent of the month option provides you with a new scent each month to keep things fresh. Just choose a scent and a metal visor clip is included in your first order.
Presented by Drift.
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The Book of Rolex
The Rolex name is synonymous with high-quality timepieces and has been for more than a century. One of the best books on the iconic brand, The Book of Rolex provides explanations of the making process, descriptions of the materials involved along with expert commentary on what makes each Rolex wristwatch unique. From the early history of the brand to features on some of the most revered examples as well as the notoriously complex world of fakes, the hardbound book is a must-own for all Rolex fans and aficionados. Hundreds of high-quality color illustrations are found inside, as well as an exhaustive appraisal of a Rolex watch, including studies of vintage models, current designs, and special editions.
Pages: 200
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Skittles Giraffe
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
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Difference Esmeralda Estate Panama Geisha Coffee
It's not every day when you can get some of the world's best coffee in a Nespresso pod. But that's exactly what you'll find in each of these pods from Difference Coffee. They've secured a rare and remarkable batch of Panama Geisha from a legendary estate called Hacienda La Esmeralda. The micro lot of beans was too small to be sold at auction and too precious to be blended with other beans, but Difference was able to roast them and produce just over 700 boxes, 100 of which are left for sale. It took home a spot in Coffee Reviews highest-scoring capsule and just happens to arrive with the convenience and consistency you get from a Nespresso-compatible pod.
Presented by Difference Coffee.
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R.M. Williams Gardener Chelsea Boot
For nearly a century, R.M. Williams has been making high-quality leather boots for people that expect them to last. The Gardener Chelsea boot is one of the most versatile in R.M. Williams line, robust and made for work but also able to be dressed up for a night out. Each pair is made by hand in Australia and have an upper constructed from a single piece of leather which is a extreme rarity among Chelsea boots (the vast majority of Chelsea boots are made from two or even three cuts of leather). Each pair is equipped with a comfortable rubber out-sole with slight tread on a 360 degree Goodyear welt, allowing them to be resoled many times over. Inside is R.M. Williams' comfort insole for long days of wear, and the oiled kip leather upper provides a broken-in feel in no time. In classic R.M. Williams' style, there are pull tabs on the front and back for ease of pulling them on. Available in black or brown.
Sizing: Refer to US Sizing shown next to the R.M. Williams listed size, as these boots tend to fit almost a whole size large. A R.M. Williams boot in size 12 will tend to fit like a U.S. size 13.
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Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
