Norman Tugwater, Fantasy Sports Attorney
At your draft this year, keep an eye out for Norman Tugwater (Gary Busey), the fantasy sports lawyer of Adrian Peterson. YOU MUST PAY! (Or face the spork.)
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Mentos Spider
The Brock Lesnar of Arachnids sends one brave gentleman to the ER.
Dickies 874 Work Pant
While you're sitting at your desk watching Invisible Monkeys, just remember that there are hardworking men out there, also wasting company time, trying to destroy a pair of khakis with a wrecking ball. Watch them all here.
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Oris James Morrison Academy of Music Limited Edition Watch
The Oris Artelier collection embodies the brand's commitment to heritage and innovation. The latest timepiece to join the line honors a living legend: Australian jazz musician James Morrison. Morrison founded the James Morrison Academy of Music which offers degree courses in jazz performance. The watch that honors Morrison features a 38mm case with a gradient 'dégradé' blue dial, golden hands and indices, and a case back engraved with the Academy of Music logo. The central seconds hand counterbalance is shaped like the finger hook of a trumpet: Morrison's favorite instrument. Limited to 1,234 pieces, the watch is finished with a black leather strap and a stainless steel folding clasp.
Presented by Oris.
Sennheiser Momentum Wireless Headphones
Legendary audio is no stranger to Sennheiser, and they're starting to become famous for their technological prowess as well. Powered with intuitive proximity sensors that sense when you take them off and on, the newest Momentum Wireless headphones are a perfect example. This upgrade means that as soon as they're unfolded, the headphones pair with your smartphone and begin to play the music or podcast you left off with, ensuring you never miss a second. In addition to the Auto On/Off feature, the 3rd generation headphones have a three-button interface for control of audio and calls and a dedicated button for voice assistants like Siri and Google Assistant. And the crystal clear audio and cushy leather cups and headband are still intact, along with 42mm transducers with active noise cancellation and up to 17 hours of battery life.
Presented by Sennheiser.
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Skittles Giraffe
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
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Stockx Marketplace
Buying a pre-owned timepiece can be a little daunting. StockX takes the stress out of the process with its online marketplace. After purchase, every watch is sent to their authentication center for inspection by a team of master watchmakers. This ensures your new accessory is the real deal and in excellent condition before it even reaches your doorstep. Plus, their selection includes everything from the iconic Rolex Submariner 16610, to modern works of art like the Panerai Radiomir PAM 619 and IWC's Portofino.
Presented by StockX.
Leatherman Free
After 35 years, Leatherman's classics have evolved into a new species of multi-tools. The completely redesigned Free collection is their most advanced yet, offering more versatility and ease-of-use. They start with an upgraded platform for a more comfortable grip and added external implements and magnetic closures for easy, one-handed use. Although the tools may look new, one thing that's stayed the same is each one is still made in their Portland, Oregon factory.
Presented by Leatherman.
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Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
