Skittles Giraffe
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
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Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
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Medterra Delight Social Tonic
As we reach the mid-way mark of Dry January, many are seeking an alcohol alternative to get you through the rest of the month. Medterra's Delight Social Tonic allows you to relax and unwind without the consequences of traditional booze. Each can is filled with seltzer infused with the ideal balance of CBD and THC, delivering a plant-powered buzz. To complete the guilt-free experience, it's naturally flavored, low in sugar, and just 40 calories.
Presented by Medterra.
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Twillory Air Blazer
The blazer never goes out of style — until summer comes and they're incredibly uncomfortable. Twillory's Air Blazer takes the heat out of wearing a blazer with a cooling, breathable mesh fabric. The Air Blazer isn't short on functionality or style, with a tailored fit and plenty of pockets. The double-vented fabric is wrinkle-free, machine washable, and four-way stretchable making for a perfectly comfortable fit all day long.
Presented by Twillory.
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The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
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Nike Book 1 Rattlesnake Basketball Shoes
With subtle looks and a low-cut silhouette, you'd be forgiven for thinking Nike's Book 1 was a casual shoe, as opposed to being custom-built for NBA All-Star Devin Booker. This specific colorway was inspired by a rattler Booker encountered while hiking with his dog, with the snake's scales incorporated into the Swoosh design. The upper is crafted from workwear-inspired canvas and twill, with leather across the forefoot, a suede collar, and a book spine-inspired pull tab. A plastic shank and sidewall cage help with stability, while the top-loaded Zoom Air unit in the heel provides responsive cushioning.
Presented by Nike.
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Geologie Acne Control Superclean Body Wash
It's the season of exposed skin, and Geologie's Acne Control Superclean Bodywash will help keep your largest organ clean and clear all summer. Geologie's special body formula helps clear and prevent breakouts, moisturizing and soothing irritated skin and reducing redness — without drying it out. Make this a fearless, confident summer.
Presented by Geologie.
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Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
