Skittles Giraffe
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
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Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
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Bakscape Kit
Bakscape revolutionizes men's grooming with a time-saving, omni-directional shaver designed for effortless self-care. Its six precision titanium-coated foils deliver an ultra-close, irritation-free shave — whether wet or dry — while the friction-fit extendable handle ensures independent back, head, chest, and full-body grooming. Unlike bulky competitors prone to razor burn, Bakscape's sleek, efficient design offers complete coverage in just minutes, providing the ultimate grooming. Plus, enjoy 10% off your first subscription order with code BAKLBY10.
Presented by Bakscape.
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SAXX Vibe Xtra Trunks
SAXX takes comfort to the next level with the all-new Vibe Xtra Trunks, featuring Stop Drop Technology — a discreet moisture-wicking layer built into the signature BallPark Pouch for all-day dryness where it matters most. Made from super-soft EcoVero fabric with a fly front, these trunks deliver lightweight, breathable comfort, plus 4-way stretch, odor resistance, and an anti-roll waistband. Flat Out Seams prevent chafing, while Three-D Fit ensures a perfect anatomical fit. Sold in a convenient three-pack, the Vibe Xtra is a premium upgrade to your daily essential.
Presented by SAXX.
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The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
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Laird Superfoods Lattes
Start strong — ignite your mornings with a latte ritual designed to power you through the day. Laird Superfood's Maca Instant Latte blends freeze-dried coffee with ancient Andean maca root, and a squad of performance mushrooms (Lion's Mane, Chaga, Cordyceps, Maitake) to deliver clean energy, mental clarity, and a creamy, plant-based sip that hits harder than espresso. Whether you're chasing waves, going to the office, or catching flights, this is the upgrade your cup has been waiting for. No barista required—just add hot water and go.
Presented by Laird.
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Peper Harow Sport Bundle
Designed for performance and everyday comfort, the Men's Sport Trainer Sock Bundle showcases six pairs of premium organic cotton socks built for movement. Featuring a blister tab, cushioned sole, and ribbed arch bands, they provide superior support whether you're crushing a workout or relaxing during the weekend. Crafted in England from GOTS-certified organic cotton, these socks prioritize sustainability and ensure ethical sourcing and fair working conditions. A seamless toe finish adds a touch of luxury, proving that high-performance gear doesn't have to compromise comfort or style.
Presented by Peper Harow.
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Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
