Skittles Giraffe
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
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Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
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MyMedic Solo First Aid Kit
A first aid kit is only useful if you have it with you when you need it. The MyMedic Solo First Aid Kit, the little brother to the larger MyFak Kit, takes an expert-tested set of contents that have been carefully chosen so that the entire package is carry-on friendly.
2 1" x 3" bandages/ 1 2" x 4" bandage / 1 R.A.T.S. Tourniquet / 1 sachet of Liquid Skin / 1 package of Burn Jel / 800 mg Advil / 1,000 mg Tylenol / 50 mg Benadryl / 1 lipguard / 1 sunscreen / 1 hand sanitizer / 1 oral pain relief / 1 triple antibiotic / 1 hydrocortisone / 1 sting and bit relief / 10 feet of paracord / 1 whistle / 2 moleskin / 1 Readyman medical card / 1 pair of tweezers / Soft Velcro Zip Case
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Project Black TR1 Tactical Respirator
Originally designed for military personnel, the TR1 is the original tactical respirator. The sleek, compact, breathable mask features a metal snap to hold it in place securely, as well as a medical-grade silicone seal that fits securely without leaving marks or messing with facial hair. It's even compatible with glasses and headgear thanks to the adjustable earloop strap. Each TR1 comes with three electrostatic filters with a 98.6% effectiveness rating and a modular carry pouch and is in stock and ready to ship right now.
Presented by Project Black
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The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
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New Balance Athletics Wind Pant
Casual yet versatile, the New Balance wind pant is an easy addition to your on-the-go collection. Each pair is cut from classic ripstop woven fabric and comes in a sporty athletic fit with darts on the knee, premium embroidered branding, and an elastic toggle waist for a perfect fit. Designed to rise close to your body and skim the hip and thigh, they're ready to move with you and your active lifestyle.
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Fabrik 918 Leather Laptop Bag
Designed in California, the Fabrik 918 is handcrafted by a small family-run manufacturer in Turkey. Each one is made to last with a timeless design that provides maximum functionality and protection. Available in two sizes, the bags can comfortably fit a 16-inch laptop with a padded floor, sides, front, and back for full protection. They also have an easy to access expandable front pocket, a pocket for a tablet, small item pockets, and a comfortable padded shoulder strap. The exterior is made of genuine European leather with a small pebbled grain finish, and the interior boasts a durable microsuede lining. The bag is available in three colorways each of which is inspired by surrounding environments.
Presented by Fabrik 918
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Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
