Skittles Giraffe
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
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Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
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Made In Personalized 8-Inch Chef Knife
For their 8-Inch Chef Knife, Made In went to the knife capital of the world. There, they sought out a family-owned, 5th generation knife maker to create their blades. Combining tradition and innovation, each one is hammered from a single rod of premium French-sourced metal for better stability. It's then finished with a nitrogen treatment, hardening the blade to keep it stronger and sharper longer. A perfect gift for any home cook as it as, or add a special touch with personalized engraving.
Presented by Made In.
Fjallraven Canada Wool Padded Jacket
Warmer than a shirt but not as heavy as a down coat, the Fjällräven Canada Wool Padded Jacket is the perfect layer to any winter wardrobe. The mid-weight flannel is made from recycled wool and padded by Lavalan — an insulation made from Swedish wool that's been blended with corn starch fibers. It features a classic lumberjack check pattern with snap closures and G-1000 Eco reinforcement on the shoulders, elbows, and pocket flap for added durability. Wear it alone on mild autumn days, or layer it up when the winter temps start to drop.
Presented by Fjällräven.
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The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
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Leatherman Free
After 35 years, Leatherman's classics have evolved into a new species of multi-tools. The completely redesigned Free collection is their most advanced yet, offering more versatility and ease-of-use. They start with an upgraded platform for a more comfortable grip and added external implements and magnetic closures for easy, one-handed use. Although the tools may look new, one thing that's stayed the same is each one is still made in their Portland, Oregon factory.
Presented by Leatherman.
Magic Spoon Cereal
Among the sacrifices made by those looking to eat healthier, abandoning cereal is near the top of the list for many. With Magic Spoon, it doesn't need to be. They've reimagined your favorite childhood cereals into high protein, zero sugar, guilt-free daily indulgences. Each 110-calorie bowl has just 3 grams of net carbs, zero gluten, zero grains, and nothing artificial. Take your pick from blueberry, frosted, fruity, or cocoa flavors, or grab a variety pack and try them all.
Presented by Magic Spoon.
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Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
