Dickies 874 Work Pant
While you're sitting at your desk watching Invisible Monkeys, just remember that there are hardworking men out there, also wasting company time, trying to destroy a pair of khakis with a wrecking ball. Watch them all here.
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Skittles Giraffe
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
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Pheroe Cologne
Designed for daily wear, Pheroe Cologne delivers a range of light fragrances that are tame enough for the everyday. Their formulas are made with natural oils from around the world to produce a subtle scent that won't overwhelm your company. The collection includes three scents with notes that include sandalwood and grapefruit, oakmoss and jasmine, and vetiver and cedar, and each one comes in a pocket-friendly bottle with a roller ball for easy application throughout the day.
Presented by Pheroe.
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SimpliSafe Home Security
Protecting your family with professionally monitored home security used to be a luxury for the few. Not anymore. Anyone can set up SimpliSafe in under an hour. After that, you have a team of 24/7 monitoring agents ready to dispatch police, fire and paramedics in an emergency. Plus, with video verification — monitoring agents can ensure a break-in is real and help police get to your door faster. Each system is entirely customizable. You can upgrade your home with smart locks, video doorbells and cameras. So you can keep an eye on things right from your smartphone. Join the over 3 million people who trust SimpliSafe to protect their homes.
As seen in Uncrate Issue 04.
Presented by SimpliSafe.
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Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
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Bell & Ross BR 03-93 GMT Watch
Bell & Ross has a wide range of premium timepieces in its growing family, and this reimagined GMT points directly to the brand's first passion, Aviation. The new version of the watch is their first square GMT to use an external rotating bezel, which is cloaked in red and black colors that nod to the rich tradition of onboard flight instruments. The BR 03-93 provides time in three different locations around the world and is powered by the caliber BR-CAL.303 automatic mechanical movement. Each timepiece is finished with a black calfskin leather strap that can be easily swapped out for an ultra-resilient black NATO strap when the situation demands.
Presented by Bell & Ross
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Hum Nutrition
Most skin, hair, and body issues can be attributed to our nutrition. Hum helps solve these problems from within with their line of vitamins and supplements. Each formula is made with clean, clinically proven ingredients that are meticulously sourced and triple-tested to ensure they're pure, potent, and effective. To get the best results, take the 3-minute quiz and a team of nutritionists will curate personalized recommendations to boost your wellbeing. All of their products are non-GMO, gluten-free, and contain no artificial sweeteners or colors, and with flexible subscription options, you'll never miss a dose.
Presented by Hum.
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Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
