Dickies 874 Work Pant
While you're sitting at your desk watching Invisible Monkeys, just remember that there are hardworking men out there, also wasting company time, trying to destroy a pair of khakis with a wrecking ball. Watch them all here.
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Skittles Giraffe
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
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Vault Health Kits
It's never been more important to take your health seriously, and Vault Health is a great place to take that first step. Their trio of health kits helps address so much of what men need, from their Sex Kit that provides improved sex drive and more romantic connection, to their Body Kit that boosts energy and reduces belly fat, to the Brain Kit that helps minimize anxiety and sharpen your mental focus. Vault treatments contain more than just a pill and contain combinations of medicines designed by men's health experts to treat the underlying causes of an issue. Start by taking their clinical health quiz, then talk directly to a Vault doctor via a telehealth visit to help personalize your treatments. The treatments are then delivered discreetly to your door, and once you get started you can track performance and adjust as needed to perform at your peak.
Presented by Vault Health
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Project Black TR1 Tactical Respirator
Originally designed for military personnel, the TR1 is the original tactical respirator. The sleek, compact, breathable mask features a metal snap to hold it in place securely, as well as a medical-grade silicone seal that fits securely without leaving marks or messing with facial hair. It's even compatible with glasses and headgear thanks to the adjustable earloop strap. Each TR1 comes with three electrostatic filters with a 98.6% effectiveness rating and a modular carry pouch and is in stock and ready to ship right now.
Presented by Project Black
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Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
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Amedei Toscano Black Chocolate Bar
A real dark chocolate lover isn't going to be impressed by a regular store-bought bar. To excite a true devotee, gift them an Amedei Toscano Black Chocolate Bar. The complex taste comes from a 70% blend of Trinitario and Criollo cocoa beans for a rich flavor and a crisp exterior. Infused with notes of tobacco and toasted malt, each delicate bite offers a bold, complex finish.
1.75 oz.
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FORME Life Fitness Mirror
While it looks like a sleek, full-length mirror, beyond the reflective surface is a complete personal strength studio. Created by Swiss Designer Yves Béhar and entrepreneur Trent Ward, the FORME Life comes in two modes — a Screen-Only Studio and a Full Studio with resistance pulleys that fold away from sight when not in use. Both versions feature a diverse library of body and mind exercises to suit every individual training style and need. To ensure you get the most out of every workout, machine learning and AI technology track your progress and adjust the intensity or increase weights as your fitness levels improve, while stereoscopic two-way cameras and human-centric computer vision keep your form and technique in check. The device is expected to ship this fall and you can secure your place in line with a pre-order in the meantime.
Presented by FORME.
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Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
