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Dickies 874 Work Pant
While you're sitting at your desk watching Invisible Monkeys, just remember that there are hardworking men out there, also wasting company time, trying to destroy a pair of khakis with a wrecking ball. Watch them all here.
Skittles Giraffe
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
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Art of Giovanni Classic Bundle
Giovanni's Classic Bundle brings the essentials of a streamlined men's grooming routine together in one set. The $40.96 Art of Giovanni bundle includes a 2-in-1 Daily Shampoo & Conditioner with ginseng and eucalyptus, a Daily Cleansing Body Bar, Strong Hold Hair Styling Gel, and Styling Hair Clay, covering everything from the morning shower to finishing a style. Built around Giovanni's salon-inspired approach to grooming, the collection pairs botanical ingredients with performance-focused formulas designed to keep the routine simple without sacrificing results.
Presented by Art of Giovanni.
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Nike Pegasus 42
Nike evolves its everyday road runner with the Pegasus 42. It pairs a curved, full-length Air Zoom unit with a ReactX foam midsole that's 13% more responsive than previous React technology delivering an energized ride from heel strike to toe-off. A softer, more breathable mesh upper keeps each stride comfortable, while the updated silhouette adds more toe spring and extra room through the forefoot and toe box. Underneath, a lighter Waffle outsole combined high-abrasion rubber and flex grooves for traction and flexibility. Built around the familiar versatility of the Pegasus line, the 42 adds more room, responsiveness, and energy to the everyday run.
Presented by Nike.
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Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
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The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
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Ultra Energy Pouches
Ultra is expanding its nicotine-free pouch lineup with new Energy Pouches, delivering 180mg of caffeine alongside L-theanine and a full B-vitamin stack of B3, B6, and B12. Designed for sharper focus and a faster onset than coffee, the formula is built to kick in within 5 to 10 minutes while aiming to deliver energy with less of the crash. Launched in September 2026, the Energy Pouches give Ultra's rapidly growing lineup a convenient new option for focused energy without reaching for another cup of coffee.
Presented by Ultra.
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Uncrate's 100-ish favorite things on Amazon
This is our shortcut to the good stuff on Amazon. It's an ongoing Uncrate-vetted list we'll be adding to and subtracting from. It's your field guide to use before wading through Amazon's millions of mediocre listings. It's our handpicked, battle-tested lineup of the clever, the durable, and the legitimately worth buying. The pieces that punch above their price, hold up in the real world, and never miss. In other words: the Amazon aisle curated by someone with taste.
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Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
