Is It Monday Yet?
Only three more Mondays until Gruden starts his new season of brown nosing above the gridiron.
Only three more Mondays until Gruden starts his new season of brown nosing above the gridiron.
Directed by (sellout?) Frank Miller, this teaser for a new Gucci fragrance stars Evan Rachel Wood and Chris Evans. Full version coming September 12, 2010 at the MTV VMAs.
At your draft this year, keep an eye out for Norman Tugwater (Gary Busey), the fantasy sports lawyer of Adrian Peterson. YOU MUST PAY! (Or face the spork.)
Daily supplements tend to overpromise, but this Horny Goat Weed Complex takes a more comprehensive approach by stacking a range of well-known botanical and performance ingredients into a single formula. Built around horny goat weed and supported by additions like maca root, tongkat ali, tribulus, and panax ginseng, it targets libido, stamina, and overall vitality while adaptogens help manage stress and support mood. L-arginine is included to promote circulation and nitric oxide production, while saw palmetto rounds things out with added hormonal and prostate support. Manufactured in the USA in GMP-certified facilities and lab-tested for quality, it's a multi-ingredient blend designed to streamline a routine focused on energy, balance, and performance.
Presented by Nature's Craft.
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Smart cleaning doesn't have to start at the top of the market, and this entry-level model is built to prove it. Designed as an accessible all-in-one system, it pairs strong suction with automated features like self-maintenance, 100°C hot water washing, and auto-dispensing to handle the essentials without constant oversight. A dual-extend design helps it reach tighter areas, while the all-in-one station keeps upkeep largely hands-free. The result is a streamlined introduction to automated floor care, delivering reliable performance and convenience without stepping into flagship pricing.
Presented by Dreame
The Brock Lesnar of Arachnids sends one brave gentleman to the ER.
While you're sitting at your desk watching Invisible Monkeys, just remember that there are hardworking men out there, also wasting company time, trying to destroy a pair of khakis with a wrecking ball. Watch them all here.
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
This is our shortcut to the good stuff on Amazon. It's an ongoing Uncrate-vetted list we'll be adding to and subtracting from. It's your field guide to use before wading through Amazon's millions of mediocre listings. It's our handpicked, battle-tested lineup of the clever, the durable, and the legitimately worth buying. The pieces that punch above their price, hold up in the real world, and never miss. In other words: the Amazon aisle curated by someone with taste.
Competition meets court-ready style with the latest drop from Centerline Athletics, highlighted through a curated selection from Terrell Owens. The collection reflects Owens' transition from football legend to dedicated pickleball competitor, featuring performance-driven apparel designed for speed, movement, and all-day play. Built for the modern athlete, the pieces balance technical function with clean design, aligning with Owens' mindset of desire, dedication, and discipline every time he steps on the court. As pickleball continues its rapid rise, the partnership signals a broader push into sports culture, with Owens not only showcasing his go-to gear but also collaborating on future designs that aim to bring the same competitive edge to the next wave of performance apparel.
Presented by Centerline.
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.