After Fabio's persistant efforts to dethrone the old Old Spice guy as Top Sexy TV Spokesperson, they meet face-to-face where a winner is declared and the loser is sent to a far off galaxy by way of a helium balloon.
Nike went a little Field of Dreams on Argentina's Boca Junior soccer team with this mysterious pep talk coming from the Bombonera stadium.
HairMax's LaserBand 82 ComfortFlex takes a clinical approach to restoring fuller, healthier hair with real medical-grade lasers. Delivering 1,230mW of therapeutic light energy directly to the scalp, it stimulates follicles to reverse thinning, restart natural growth cycles, and increase density over time. A flexible band design and soft-touch teeth keep treatments comfortable, while its proven red light therapy tech makes it one of the most efficient at-home solutions for tackling hair loss. Use code QCU3R818 for 10% off.
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The EltaMD Skin Recovery Amino Acid Foaming Cleanser elevates daily cleansing with a science-driven formula that strengthens the skin barrier while removing buildup without stripping. Infused with amino acids and calming botanicals, it leaves skin clean, balanced, and irritation-free — ideal for sensitive or post-procedure use.
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The web's not big enough for two sets of swelling, handsome man-muscles, so choose your favorite Old Spice guy, and choose wisely. See Fabio wish the old Old Spice guy good luck.
Isaiah Mustafa has come back to planet Earth to accept Fabio's Mano a Mano in El Baño challenge and to also bring the gift of a professional football season. We heart you.
MyHeritage DNA turns your ancestry curiosity into a full-scale exploration—with just a two-minute cheek swab and a return to the lab. In about 3-4 weeks, you'll unlock an Ethnicity Estimate that breaks down your origins across more than 2,100 geographic regions, plus uncover DNA Matches that might connect you with relatives you didn't know existed. All results are delivered through CLIA- and CAP-certified processes in a secure, encrypted environment, giving you insight into your roots without sacrificing your data privacy. It's genealogical power you can hold in your palm—and a powerful tool for anyone looking to build a family history or explore their ethnic story.
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The James Brand has spent years refining modern knives, pens and tools—now it turns that same precision to one of the most essential everyday objects—the wallet. CNC-machined from aluminum, the Lowe is built to reset the standard, staying impossibly slim while carrying everything you need in your pocket. The aluminum shell naturally blocks RFID and is wrapped in a molded silicone band for cash or overflow tokens, giving the Lowe just enough flex without compromising its minimal geometry. It's a study in restraint, crafted for those who demand function in its purest form.
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It's about to get ridiculously handsome online tomorrow morning when Fabio challenges the old Old Spice guy to a duel. Our hearts will always belong to you, Isaiah.
Unless you work on a porn set or at a strip club, this (fake) Skittles commercial is extremely NSFW.