March 2011 Wins
Here's your March 2011 wins. It's good to see that everyone's not a complete failure.
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Rugby Kick Jackpot
Stuart Tinner hit the jackpot when he destroyed the Crossbar Challenge on his first try, winning himself a cool 250,000 pounds or 404,975 US dollars. It's about time someone finally stuck it to professional sports and their impossible halftime games.
The Stars On Facebook
Altoids are calling out all of the stars on Facebook. We bet you're the Like-A-Lot. Come on, you know you want to like it.
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Five Infuzed THC Seltzers
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Five CBD.
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The Collagen Co. Immunity Peptides
For those optimizing every hour of his day — ice baths at dawn, boardroom calls by noon, and flights by night — Immunity Collagen Peptides from The Collagen Co. offer a potent yet effortless boost. This Andean-inspired blend combines hydrolyzed grass-fed collagen with Vitamins C, A, D, and Zinc to support skin's immune barrier, gut defense, and joint function. With clarity, stamina, and vitality all in one scoop, it keeps you energized, resilient, and recovery-ready, without disrupting your daily routine.
Presented by The Collagen Co.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Rock
Oh baby, Goliath better be ready to tango on April 16, 2011 because it's the beginning of the 2011 NBA Playoffs starring yours truly, the Rock.
Orange Power
Tropicana is demonstrating how the natural energy of oranges can make beautiful sparks.
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Jack Archer Jetsetter Shorts
For the man whose passport sees more stamps than dust, the Jack Archer Jetsetter Shorts are the essential uniform of elevated travel. Crafted with the discerning frequent flyer in mind, these shorts blend tailored aesthetics with ultimate performance. The sculpted waistband lifts with intention and ensures first-class comfort without compromise. Wrinkle-free, odor-resistant, and stain-repellent, they demand nothing and deliver everything. With fabric that adapts to motion and maintains its shape across time zones, the Jetsetter is proof that luxury doesn't pause for laundry. From Santorini to São Paulo, this is how you stay sharp without trying.
Presented by Jack Archer.
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Vita Coco
Crack open summer with a twist of the tropics — Vita Coco isn't just coconut water, it's peak hydration. Whether you're reaching for the Original, spiking your senses with Pineapple, or riding the duo wave of Peach & Mango, each sip hits like a hammock in motion. Packed with electrolytes, nutrients, and just enough island attitude to revive you from boardroom burnout or beach-day bliss, Vita Coco is the closest thing to a vacation in a carton. No passport needed — just thirst.
Presented by Vita Coco.
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It's Called A Manwich
Some things just aren't manly enough to talk about while eating a Manwhich. On the other hand, ripping out mass amounts of weights and underage bear wrestling are.
Wilkins Coffee Muppets
In the late 1950's, Jim Henson produced some slightly morbid muppet commercials for Wilkins Coffee with the sole message "Drink our coffee, or die." They meant business.
