March 2011 Wins
Here's your March 2011 wins. It's good to see that everyone's not a complete failure.
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Rugby Kick Jackpot
Stuart Tinner hit the jackpot when he destroyed the Crossbar Challenge on his first try, winning himself a cool 250,000 pounds or 404,975 US dollars. It's about time someone finally stuck it to professional sports and their impossible halftime games.
The Stars On Facebook
Altoids are calling out all of the stars on Facebook. We bet you're the Like-A-Lot. Come on, you know you want to like it.
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Nike Air Max 95 Big Bubble Premium
Originally released in 1995, the Air Max 95 translated anatomy into footwear, with a midsole inspired by the spine, layered upper panels representing muscle fibers, and laces mimicking the ribs. The Air Max 95 Big Bubble Premium carries that unconventional design into the present with a mix of textile and synthetic leather reinforcing its signature wavy profile. Underfoot, oversized Max Air cushioning pairs with a foam midsole for lightweight comfort, while flex grooves encourage natural movement and a rubber outsole adds everyday durability. Thirty years after turning human anatomy into a running shoe, the Air Max 95 still looks unlike anything else on the pavement.
Presented by Nike.
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Hairmax PowerFlex 272 Laser Hair Growth Cap
The HairMax PowerFlex 272 Laser Hair Growth Cap brings at-home laser light therapy into a wearable format designed to support healthier hair growth. Its 272 medical-grade lasers deliver light to the scalp to help reduce inflammation and stimulate cellular energy around the hair follicles, supporting the natural hair growth cycle. The result is a convenient, hands-free approach to promoting hair that looks fuller, denser, and more vibrant.
Presented by Hairmax.
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Rock
Oh baby, Goliath better be ready to tango on April 16, 2011 because it's the beginning of the 2011 NBA Playoffs starring yours truly, the Rock.
Orange Power
Tropicana is demonstrating how the natural energy of oranges can make beautiful sparks.
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It's Called A Manwich
Some things just aren't manly enough to talk about while eating a Manwhich. On the other hand, ripping out mass amounts of weights and underage bear wrestling are.
Wilkins Coffee Muppets
In the late 1950's, Jim Henson produced some slightly morbid muppet commercials for Wilkins Coffee with the sole message "Drink our coffee, or die." They meant business.
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Nature's Bounty Supplements
Nature's Bounty covers the everyday essentials of a well-rounded supplement routine, from Super B-Complex and fish oil to magnesium glycinate, immune support, and formulas designed for stress and mood. Standouts include Super B-Complex with vitamin C, High Absorption Magnesium Glycinate with 240mg per serving, and Immune 24 Hour+ with Ester-C, vitamin D, zinc, elderberry, and echinacea. With a broad range of vitamins, minerals, and targeted supplements, it's a straightforward way to build a more personalized wellness regimen from a trusted name in nutritional supplements.
Presented by Nature's Bounty.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Great Lakes Wellness
Great Lakes Wellness has spent decades proving that the best wellness products don't need to be complicated. Built around clean, high-quality collagen and nutritional supplements, the brand emphasizes simple ingredient lists, trusted sourcing, and everyday functionality over fleeting health trends. From hydrolyzed collagen that blends effortlessly into coffee, smoothies, or water to targeted wellness formulas that support joints, skin, hair, and overall vitality, each product is designed to fit seamlessly into a daily routine. It's a straightforward approach to wellness that prioritizes consistency, quality, and long-term health over unnecessary complexity.
Presented by Great Lakes Wellness.
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Mentos Traffic
Dragee is once again channeling the fresh, positive mentos way of life to walk across the busy street unscathed. Maybe he should start eating Tic-Tacs.
Giant Wooden Xylophone
To showcase Japan's NTT Docomo's Touch Wood phone, a giant wooden xylophone was constructed in the woods of Kyushu, Japan to play Bach's Cantana 147 with a wooden ball. Are you sensing a theme?
