March 2011 Wins
Here's your March 2011 wins. It's good to see that everyone's not a complete failure.
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Rugby Kick Jackpot
Stuart Tinner hit the jackpot when he destroyed the Crossbar Challenge on his first try, winning himself a cool 250,000 pounds or 404,975 US dollars. It's about time someone finally stuck it to professional sports and their impossible halftime games.
The Stars On Facebook
Altoids are calling out all of the stars on Facebook. We bet you're the Like-A-Lot. Come on, you know you want to like it.
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Nike Vomero 18 Shoe
Nike launches the Vomero 18 with a stacked cushioning setup designed for longer miles and everyday training. The silhouette combines ZoomX foam layered above ReactX foam to create a softer ride while maintaining responsiveness underfoot. Additional outsole pods are positioned at high-contact zones to improve agility and smooth out heel-to-toe transitions across pavement, treadmills, and track surfaces. A padded tongue and reinforced upper add structure to the fit, while the retro-inspired colorway pushes the Vomero beyond running and into everyday wear equally built for early morning mileage, coffee stops, and city streets afterward.
Presented by Nike.
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Duke Cannon Supply Co. Puck Soap
Bar soap rarely gets an upgrade, but the Duke Cannon Soap Puck rethinks the format with a compact, palm-sized design built for grip, portability, and longevity. Triple-milled for a denser, longer-lasting bar, it delivers a rich lather while holding up better than typical soaps, making it just as suited for daily showers as it is for gym bags and travel kits. Formulated with natural oils and free of phthalates, it cleans without overcomplicating things, while the rounded puck shape feels deliberate in hand. It's a small shift in form that turns a basic essential into something more considered and durable.
Presented by Duke Cannon.
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Rock
Oh baby, Goliath better be ready to tango on April 16, 2011 because it's the beginning of the 2011 NBA Playoffs starring yours truly, the Rock.
Orange Power
Tropicana is demonstrating how the natural energy of oranges can make beautiful sparks.
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It's Called A Manwich
Some things just aren't manly enough to talk about while eating a Manwhich. On the other hand, ripping out mass amounts of weights and underage bear wrestling are.
Wilkins Coffee Muppets
In the late 1950's, Jim Henson produced some slightly morbid muppet commercials for Wilkins Coffee with the sole message "Drink our coffee, or die." They meant business.
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Hims GLP1
Hims is simplifying weight loss with a fully online, personalized program built around clinically proven GLP-1 treatments. The platform now offers access to FDA-approved Wegovy in both pill and pen forms, paired with tailored plans based on your health, goals, and lifestyle, all without insurance. A new membership model drops the barrier to entry to $39 for the first month and $149 thereafter, unlocking 24/7 messaging with licensed providers, a dedicated care team, and ongoing adjustments to keep progress on track. Medication starts as low as $149 per month if prescribed, with continuous guidance across nutrition, movement, and sleep. It's a streamlined, expert-led approach that replaces one-size-fits-all programs with something far more precise and accessible.
Presented by Hims.
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Collars & Co. Monterey Cotton & Linen Overshirt
The Monterey Overshirt from Collars & Co leans into the kind of effortless layering piece that works year-round without overthinking it. Cut from a lightweight cotton-linen blend with a touch of stretch, it delivers breathable comfort with just enough structure to hold its shape, striking a balance between relaxed and refined. Details like patch pockets, working buttons, and a clean pointed collar keep things classic, while the unlined construction makes it easy to throw over a tee or polo as temperatures shift. Machine washable and designed for a true-to-size fit, it's a straightforward staple that slots easily into a daily rotation without feeling like an afterthought.
Presented by Collars & Co.
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Mentos Traffic
Dragee is once again channeling the fresh, positive mentos way of life to walk across the busy street unscathed. Maybe he should start eating Tic-Tacs.
Giant Wooden Xylophone
To showcase Japan's NTT Docomo's Touch Wood phone, a giant wooden xylophone was constructed in the woods of Kyushu, Japan to play Bach's Cantana 147 with a wooden ball. Are you sensing a theme?
