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Bacon Cheater
No one can escape the crisp, greasy grasp of bacon.
Joe Pesci Needs Snickers
If being hungry means turning into Joe Pesci, we never want to be full.
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Nike Free Metcon 7
Nike updates the Free Metcon 7 with improved midfoot containment while retaining its signature Nike Free flexibility. Designed for a barefoot-like feel, the shoe uses a lightweight upper that moves easily between dynamic training and explosive lifts. A redesigned lacing system replaces Flywire cables with a webbed structure integrated into an inner sleeve for a more secure fit. Underfoot, a dual-density foam setup delivers a stable heel and softer forefoot, balancing support and flexibility for high-intensity sessions.
Presented by Nike.
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London Sock Co. Simply Trainer Socks
London Sock Company's Classic Trainer socks are lightweight, breathable Scottish Lisle cotton essentials built for comfort and style. This 12-pair set offers versatile colors with subtle ribbing and logo detail, perfect for slipping into trainers while keeping a polished, understated look.
Presented by London Sock Co.
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Bang On
There aren't many things one man should drink from another man's pants, but Bombardier beer is one of them. Bang on!
Vintage Old Spice Commercial
You can see where the Old Spice guy gets his tropical awesomeness in this 50-year-old commercial. His predecessor apparently also made the wildest things happen in the strangest places.
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Volkswagen Piñata
Not even the wrath of a prepubescent on a sugar binge can match the strength of a 2011 VW Tiguan piñata.
Snowmobile Mishap
If a 2-minute slide down a snow covered mountain with a tumbling snowmobile right on your ass doesn't make you defecate your trousers, we don't know what will.
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WeightWatchers Wegovy Pill
Prescription weight loss is becoming part of a broader wellness system, and WeightWatchers is integrating it directly into its platform with access to the Wegovy pill through its clinical program. The offering combines medical evaluation, prescription access for those who qualify, and ongoing support inside the WeightWatchers app, connecting GLP-1 treatment with proven tracking and coaching tools. Rather than replacing lifestyle change, the program is designed to work alongside it, helping manage appetite while reinforcing healthier routines. The result is a more modern approach to weight management that blends medication, accountability, and long-term habit building into a single, guided experience.
Presented by WeightWatchers.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Luca Faloni City Jacket
Luca Faloni's City Jacket elevates the everyday outer layer with Italian craftsmanship and purposeful design. Tailored in a rich midnight blue that pairs effortlessly with both tailored and casual outfits, it blends structure with mobility so you look sharp whether you're navigating the city streets or heading out for the night. Premium fabrics and thoughtful construction mean it wears comfortably across seasons while maintaining a refined silhouette that feels at home in any setting. It's a versatile jacket that strikes the rare balance of effortless style and dependable performance.
Presented by Luca Faloni.
