No one can escape the crisp, greasy grasp of bacon.
If being hungry means turning into Joe Pesci, we never want to be full.
This is our shortcut to the good stuff on Amazon. It's an ongoing Uncrate-vetted list we'll be adding to and subtracting from. It's your field guide to use before wading through Amazon's millions of mediocre listings. It's our handpicked, battle-tested lineup of the clever, the durable, and the legitimately worth buying. The pieces that punch above their price, hold up in the real world, and never miss. In other words: the Amazon aisle curated by someone with taste.
From the courts to the terminal, Nike's Elite Varsity Backpack has you covered. A large main compartment fits a full-size basketball, while a separate bottom pocket keeps shoes and gear isolated. An exterior front pocket provides quick access to smaller essentials, and a trolley sleeve allows it to attach easily to luggage for away games. Designed for daily use, the backpack also includes an internal laptop sleeve that fits up to 16 inches and a plush-lined top pocket for valuables. Air Max shoulder straps add comfort, rounding out a durable build made from 100% polyester
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There aren't many things one man should drink from another man's pants, but Bombardier beer is one of them. Bang on!
You can see where the Old Spice guy gets his tropical awesomeness in this 50-year-old commercial. His predecessor apparently also made the wildest things happen in the strangest places.
Not even the wrath of a prepubescent on a sugar binge can match the strength of a 2011 VW Tiguan piñata.
If a 2-minute slide down a snow covered mountain with a tumbling snowmobile right on your ass doesn't make you defecate your trousers, we don't know what will.
Competition meets court-ready style with the latest drop from Centerline Athletics, highlighted through a curated selection from Terrell Owens. The collection reflects Owens' transition from football legend to dedicated pickleball competitor, featuring performance-driven apparel designed for speed, movement, and all-day play. Built for the modern athlete, the pieces balance technical function with clean design, aligning with Owens' mindset of desire, dedication, and discipline every time he steps on the court. As pickleball continues its rapid rise, the partnership signals a broader push into sports culture, with Owens not only showcasing his go-to gear but also collaborating on future designs that aim to bring the same competitive edge to the next wave of performance apparel.
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reMarkable focuses its Paper Pro Bundle around distraction-free note taking and workflow integration. Designed with a paper-like writing surface, the tablet combines handwritten note taking with digital organization through support for Google and Microsoft workspaces. Handwritten notes can be converted into typed text and shared across platforms including email, Slack, and Miro for easy office communication between teams. The bundle includes the lightweight Marker, featuring a textured finish and integrated eraser designed to replicate the feel of writing on paper, alongside the Sleeve Folio, a suede-covered protective case built for daily transport between meetings, offices, and travel.
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