Skittles Giraffe
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
Velocity's Street Series 1970 Ford F-100 is a bold reinvention of the classic truck, blending menacing street style with modern muscle. Cloaked in triple black, it sits low on staggered Forgeline alloy wheels wrapped in Michelin Pilot Sport tires. Underneath, a Roadster Shop Spec Chassis, coilover suspension, and Baer brakes deliver razor-sharp handling, while a Gen III 5.0L Coyote V8 pushes 460 horsepower through a 10-speed automatic. On the interior, rich black Velocity Leather with white stitching, billet accents, and an Alpine touchscreen make the cabin as refined as the performance.
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Accelerate your keto journey with Medterra's Rapid Keto Wellness Boosters — formulated to enhance energy, support ketosis, and optimize fat metabolism. Infused with clinically proven MCTs and DHA Omega-3s, these boosters help your body efficiently burn fat for fuel, keeping you energized and focused throughout the day. Take one pouch daily — by itself or mixed into your favorite beverage-so essential nutrients reach your cells faster and more effectively than traditional supplements. Rapid Keto Wellness Boosters provide the extra edge while remaining gluten-free and non-GMO helping you achieve your health goals effortlessly. Simplify your keto routine with Medterra and experience a focused boost towards wellness.
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The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
Don't let its traditional weekender shape fool you — Lundi's Remington bag has more organization features than most carry-on options. The exterior is crafted primarily from water-repellent grey oiled cotton canvas, with supple cognac vegetable-tanned leather reinforcements and accents. Inside there's 46 liters of space, Alcantara and polyester lining, a dedicated laptop pocket, multiple pockets for smaller items, and a leather strap with a carabiner clip for keys. Two separate outside pockets store shoes and/or toiletries while a flat pocket provides quick access to a passport or ID. YKK metal zippers secure the interior, and the removable shoulder strap connects via four buckles for maximum stability when rushing through the terminal.
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Start your day with a powerhouse of nutrition—Morning Complete by ActivatedYou is a daily wellness drink designed to support digestion, energy levels, and overall well-being. Packed with prebiotics, probiotics, and a nutrient-rich greens blend, it helps nourish your gut, boost metabolism, and provide sustained energy without crashes. Founded by health advocate and actress Maggie Q, ActivatedYou combines modern science with Eastern wellness traditions to create formulas that fuel a healthier, more balanced life. With seven targeted nutrient blends, including adaptogens, antioxidants, and liver support, Morning Complete aims to optimize your mornings and feel your best all day long. Available in Apple Cinnamon, Citrus Medley, and Mixed Berry, it's a delicious way to kick-start your daily routine.
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Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.