Skittles Giraffe
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
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Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
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Luca Faloni Summer Collection
Luca Faloni's Summer 2025 collection redefines effortless elegance, channeling Italian craftsmanship into warm-weather essentials that move seamlessly from sunlit terraces to rooftop cocktails. Think Portofino shirts and tailored trousers that strike a balance between relaxed and refined, pairing breathable feel with silhouettes sharpened by subtle design. Each piece, meticulously woven in Northern Italy, projects quiet confidence: versatile enough for a coastal stroll yet polished for the urban playbook. Take full advantage of summer's rhythm and indulge in Luca Faloni's latest collection of refined essentials.
Presented by Luca Faloni.
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Roderer Harry Aviator Sunglasses
The Roderer Harry Aviator Polarized Sunglasses are more than just eyewear — they're a signal. Handcrafted from stainless steel and finished in Gunmetal Black, they sharpen the timeless aviator silhouette into something bolder, more precise. Polarized lenses cut glare with surgical clarity, while innovative spring hinges and a flawless fit keep pace with high-speed itineraries and jet-set agendas. Subtle branding, a travel-ready case, and five global finishes round out the details. Whether you're stepping off a G650 or onto the flightline, takeoff towards the future.
Presented by Roderer.
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The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
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Five Infuzed THC Seltzers
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Five CBD.
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Branded Bills
Built for those who wear their legacy as comfortably as their cap, Branded Bills has become a staple for men who merge grit with identity. What started with premium headwear has evolved into a full collection of purpose-driven gear — crafted to handle early mornings, late nights, and everything in between. Every piece, from their Signature Series hats to all-season outerwear, carries a tailored ruggedness that works just as well on mountain trails as it does at Monday's 9AM. With clean silhouettes, heritage-inspired logos, and materials built to last, Branded Bills outfits a lifestyle where ambition and authenticity intersect.
Presented by Branded Bills.
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Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
