Skittles Giraffe
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
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Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
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Nike NFL Rivalries Collection
Gear up for gameday with Nike's 2025 "Rivalries" collection—a new wave of NFL uniforms and merch that turn team loyalty into wearable culture. More than sideline staples, these alternates fuse identity with hometown swagger: Buffalo suits up in an icy "Cold Front," the Jets channel Gotham grit, and the Cardinals bring desert heat in a sandstorm white-out. Dropping first in high-stakes divisional matchups and staying in rotation for three seasons, the kits hit the sweet spot between fashion, hype, and legacy. Launching September 10, the collection spans jerseys, hoodies, shoes, and headwear worldwide—where team lore meets streetwear-level design.
Presented by Nike.
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Garden of Life Probiotics for Men
Garden of Life Once Daily Men's Probiotic delivers 50 billion CFU from 15 diverse probiotic strains in a single, shelf-stable capsule designed to support men's digestive and immune health. With added organic prebiotic fiber and no need for refrigeration, it's a convenient, science-backed daily boost that fits as easily into a gym bag as it does a morning routine.
Presented by Garden of Life.
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The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
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David Gandy Crew Set
David Gandy Wellwear's Ultimate Crew Set of 3 elevates everyday comfort with a tailored edge. Cut in a flattering slim fit, each tee is crafted from a premium cotton-modal-elastane blend that feels as good as it looks. Treated with Wellwear Breathe technology for anti-odor and anti-bacterial benefits, they're perfect for layering or wearing solo. With three in the set, you'll always have a fresh go-to on hand for a clean, confident fit — day in, day out.
Presented by David Gandy.
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Out of Office: The Aria
The AAA Five Diamond Award-winning Aria Resort and Casino remains one of the premiere spots on the Strip. Comprised primarily of two 50-story curvilinear glass towers, the stunning architecture is matched inside by an upscale, modern vibe, a subtle vanilla scent, and enough dining and amenity options to make it a one-stop destination. Get the octopus at Carbone, enjoy a cigar in the high rollers room, and always double down.
Presented by MGM.
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Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
