Skittles Giraffe
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
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Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
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HP Smart Tank 5101 All-in-One Printer
While much of the world has gone paperless, there's still a place in every home for a printer, scanner, and copying machine. HP's Smart Tank 5101 All-in-One does all three. The eponymous tanks hold up to two years or 6,000 pages of ink, which is included in the box, and have a proprietary spill-free refill system. Self-healing WiFi provides a dependable connection for all devices via the HP app, enabling wireless scanning, copying, and printing, with the latter supporting borderless photos. Smart illuminating buttons make on-device use a breeze, and built-in HP Wolf Essential Security protects the printer from cyber threats. Available now for $70 off.
Presented by HP.
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Greatness Wins Training Shorts
Built for athletes who demand more, the Greatness Wins Performance Short elevates your workout with cutting-edge design and sustainable innovation. Crafted from lightweight stretch fabric made from recycled plastic bottles, these shorts feature laser-cut perforation for maximum ventilation, a moisture-wicking Coolmax liner for gentle compression, and a flat-knitted waistband for a secure fit. Designed for high-impact training — whether sprinting, lifting, or cycling — they move like a second skin, offering zero resistance and total freedom. Built to perform, built to endure — this is greatness that wins.
Presented by Greatness Wins.
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The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
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Nike Pegasus Trail 5
The Nike Pegasus Trail 5 is built for those who refuse to choose between pavement and the path less traveled. Designed for trail running and hiking, it features a new ReactX foam midsole for a softer, more responsive ride with a lower carbon footprint. The lightweight mesh upper keeps things breathable while locking out dirt, while Nike's All Terrain Compound rubber delivers maximum support and traction in any condition. A Flywire midfoot wrap ensures a snug, secure fit when the terrain gets tricky. Whether you're chasing speed on the road or adventure in the wild, the Pegasus Trail 5 is laced and ready.
Presented by Nike.
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Jack Archer Jetsetter Tech Pants
Long gone are the days of stiff, wrinkled chinos. Modern pants are cut from a different (better) cloth, and Jack Archer's Jetsetter Tech Pants are a prime example. Crafted from premium Rebound fabric sourced from Japan, they're stretchy, wrinkle-free, anti-odor, and stain-resistant, making them great for travel. The fit provides room where it's needed but is slim where it's not, and is enhanced by a diamond-shaped gusset that prevents tightness in the crotch and the curved-waist design that provides a lift to the backside. Built with premium stitching, they also feature a zippered coin pocket and hidden reflective tape that's only revealed when they're cuffed. Now available in two cuts: the original, best-selling Slim Fit and the new Straight Fit, which offer a roomier fit from the knee down.
Presented by Jack Archer.
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Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
