Skittles Giraffe
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
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Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
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Foria Valentine's Day Deals
Sex should be fun for everyone involved. Foria's lineup of intimacy oils, vapes, and sprays celebrate getting together. They offer CBD-based melts — for both front and back pleasure and relief — as well as a line of oils, sprays, and lubes that make it easy to decide to spend this Valentine's Day inside. If you're really looking to spice things up, they're offering a free Desire Dice Kit with any $50 purchase.
Presented by Foria.
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Vimergy Liquid Supplements
Modern diets tend to lack key nutrients. Vimergy makes liquid supplements that help pick up the slack. They absorb more quickly than capsules, gummies, or tablets, can be taken on their own or mixed into drinks, and are gentle on the stomach. A wide variety of solutions are available, helping to bolster immunity and brain function, soothe unquiet minds, build muscle, and even relax before bed. Mixology by Vimergy lets you create personalized blends of liquids, powders, and capsules to meet your needs, and every supplement is third-party tested, free from unnecessary binders, fillers, alcohol, artificial flavors, and citric acid, and accommodates most dietary preferences as they're Non-GMO, Kosher, Paleo-friendly, and gluten-free.
Presented by Vimergy.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC
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The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
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Tinggly Valentine's Day Gift Box
Make this Valentine's Day unforgettable with Tinggly's Valentine's gift box, a promise of extraordinary memories. With over 10,000 experiences in 100+ countries — from candlelit dinners in Paris to adrenaline-fueled adventures in Costa Rica — this gift offers endless opportunities to create an unforgettable moment. Whether intimate or exhilarating, every experience is designed to leave her smiling long after the day is over. With no expiration date, carefully plan the perfect adventure, creating memories to cherish for years to come.
Presented by Tinggly.
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Furniture.com
Reinventing the $264 billion U.S. furniture market, Furniture.com is the ultimate destination for stress-free, stylish home furnishing. By consolidating the best deals from local and national retailers, Furniture.com eliminates the hassle of furniture hunting and makes finding the perfect piece effortless. Shoppers can browse daily discounts on a wide selection of furniture, including sets, sofas, desks, accessories, and outdoor and patio pieces — ensuring there's something for everyone. With the power of AI technology, Furniture.com is the smarter, simpler way to shop for your home.
Presented by Furniture.com.
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Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
