The Old Spice Duel Conclusion
After Fabio's persistant efforts to dethrone the old Old Spice guy as Top Sexy TV Spokesperson, they meet face-to-face where a winner is declared and the loser is sent to a far off galaxy by way of a helium balloon.
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The Day The Stadium Spoke
Nike went a little Field of Dreams on Argentina's Boca Junior soccer team with this mysterious pep talk coming from the Bombonera stadium.
The Old Spice Challenge Begins
The web's not big enough for two sets of swelling, handsome man-muscles, so choose your favorite Old Spice guy, and choose wisely. See Fabio wish the old Old Spice guy good luck.
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AeMech EDC Tech Wallet
The AeMech EDC Wallet is the Swiss Army knife of wallets, built to be your go-to carry for anything. Offered in two forms, the Minimalist and the Maximalist, it's crafted from full-grain Italian veg-tan leather, chosen for its durability and the rich patina it develops over time. The Maximalist integrates a titanium pen, stainless steel multitool, carbon fiber RFID blockers, and a crushproof USB-C drive, while the Minimalist keeps things slim with light utility. Both share a modular design with replaceable components, ensuring readiness for whatever the day brings. Designed to endure, tested in real-world conditions, and engineered for years of use, the AeMech Wallet is built for those who demand more from what they carry.
Presented by Aesthetic Mechanics.
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Vena Xtra Bliss High Potency Gummies
Experience Vena's latest euphoric release with Xtra Bliss High Potency THC Gummies — especially crafted to uplift your spirits and provide an extra boost throughout the day. Each gummy is infused with 10mg THC, 10mg CBD, and 2mg CBG, delivering a perfectly balanced blend of relaxation and energy. Whether you're winding down for the evening or seeking a moment of bliss during the day, these red raspberry-flavored gummies offer a dreamy escape letting stress melt away — one gummy at a time.
Presented by Vena.
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Old Old Spice Guy Accepts Challenge
Isaiah Mustafa has come back to planet Earth to accept Fabio's Mano a Mano in El Baño challenge and to also bring the gift of a professional football season. We heart you.
Fabio Challenges Old Old Spice Guy
It's about to get ridiculously handsome online tomorrow morning when Fabio challenges the old Old Spice guy to a duel. Our hearts will always belong to you, Isaiah.
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Promescent Delay Spray
Promescent Delay Spray is built for control and confidence—formulated with 10 mg of lidocaine per spray and powered by patented Anti-Transfer technology to keep the effects where they matter. Backed by urologists, this discreet spray design offers a doctor-recommended option for lasting performance.
Presented by Promescent.
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Hairmax Ultima 12 LaserComb
The HairMax Ultima 12 LaserComb is a drug-free, FDA-cleared device that uses low-level laser therapy to stimulate hair follicles and promote regrowth. In just 8 minutes per session, three times a week, it's built for ease of use while delivering fuller, denser results over time. Clinical studies suggest LLLT devices like this can improve hair thickness when used consistently.
Presented by Hairmax.
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Skittles Moneyshot
Unless you work on a porn set or at a strip club, this (fake) Skittles commercial is extremely NSFW.
