The Old Spice Duel Conclusion
After Fabio's persistant efforts to dethrone the old Old Spice guy as Top Sexy TV Spokesperson, they meet face-to-face where a winner is declared and the loser is sent to a far off galaxy by way of a helium balloon.
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The Day The Stadium Spoke
Nike went a little Field of Dreams on Argentina's Boca Junior soccer team with this mysterious pep talk coming from the Bombonera stadium.
The Old Spice Challenge Begins
The web's not big enough for two sets of swelling, handsome man-muscles, so choose your favorite Old Spice guy, and choose wisely. See Fabio wish the old Old Spice guy good luck.
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Old Old Spice Guy Accepts Challenge
Isaiah Mustafa has come back to planet Earth to accept Fabio's Mano a Mano in El Baño challenge and to also bring the gift of a professional football season. We heart you.
Fabio Challenges Old Old Spice Guy
It's about to get ridiculously handsome online tomorrow morning when Fabio challenges the old Old Spice guy to a duel. Our hearts will always belong to you, Isaiah.
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Skittles Moneyshot
Unless you work on a porn set or at a strip club, this (fake) Skittles commercial is extremely NSFW.
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