The Old Spice Duel Conclusion
After Fabio's persistant efforts to dethrone the old Old Spice guy as Top Sexy TV Spokesperson, they meet face-to-face where a winner is declared and the loser is sent to a far off galaxy by way of a helium balloon.
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The Day The Stadium Spoke
Nike went a little Field of Dreams on Argentina's Boca Junior soccer team with this mysterious pep talk coming from the Bombonera stadium.
The Old Spice Challenge Begins
The web's not big enough for two sets of swelling, handsome man-muscles, so choose your favorite Old Spice guy, and choose wisely. See Fabio wish the old Old Spice guy good luck.
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TribeTokes Gummies
TribeTokes' Delta-9 THC Gummies deliver a smooth, balanced experience with clean ingredients and consistent dosing designed for easygoing, social enjoyment. The lineup now adds Pineapple as a new flavor, bringing a bright, tropical twist to the mellow Buzzed effect. Approachable and reliably crafted, they offer a simple way to enjoy THC without overthinking the dose.
Presented by TribeTokes.
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Nike SB Zoom Nyjah 4
Sending it while chasing perfection has long defined Nyjah Huston's approach to skateboarding. The Nike Zoom Nyjah 4 builds on that mindset, reengineering the silhouette while maintaining the flexibility, grip, and responsiveness required for everything from halfpipes to rail grinds. A synthetic mesh upper with strategic perforations replaces the original Nyjah's construction, paired with a classic tongue for lightweight breathability. Reinforced with HART (High Abrasion Rubber Tech) outsoles, cushioned by an Air Zoom midsole, and stabilized with an integrated TPU heel, the Nyjah 4 refines the line's core design language while maximizing performance, durability, and control across any terrain.
Presented by Nike.
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Old Old Spice Guy Accepts Challenge
Isaiah Mustafa has come back to planet Earth to accept Fabio's Mano a Mano in El Baño challenge and to also bring the gift of a professional football season. We heart you.
Fabio Challenges Old Old Spice Guy
It's about to get ridiculously handsome online tomorrow morning when Fabio challenges the old Old Spice guy to a duel. Our hearts will always belong to you, Isaiah.
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Skittles Moneyshot
Unless you work on a porn set or at a strip club, this (fake) Skittles commercial is extremely NSFW.
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Nike Alphafly 3 Shoe
Propel forward with speed tuned for long-distance performance. The Nike Alphafly 3 Road Running Shoes are designed around marathon pacing, combining two propulsive Air Zoom units with a carbon fiber Flyplate that stores and returns energy with each step. Paired with a ZoomX foam midsole, the shoe delivers a fresh, responsive ride from the first mile to the finish line. Lightweight construction and notched laces make this the most responsive Alphafly yet, supporting speed and endurance in a way that makes long runs feel effortless—and personal bests easier to chase.
Presented by Nike.
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Epiphany Arousal Serum
Epiphany's Clit Arousal Serum is a targeted pleasure enhancer built around a silky, pH-balanced formula that works with her body's natural responses to elevate sensation and awareness. It isn't a lubricant but a unique arousal serum that delivers a warm, tingling effect from just a drop or two, gently stimulating sensitive nerve endings to boost pleasure whether solo or with a partner. Made in the USA with natural, vegan ingredients and developed by women, the lightweight, non-greasy formula is designed to make intimate moments feel more intense and satisfying without residue or stickiness.
Presented by Epiphany.
