Butter is clearly superior, fools.
So you're telling me Alicia Keys is not singing "I've become a wet dream tomato"? I'm not even sure I like the song now.
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Pardon me, but we've uncovered some never-before-seen footage of what transpired after two gentlemen shared a jar of Grey Poupon on that fateful day many years ago. The aftermath is a sight to behold, full of scoundrels and pork loins.