10 Reasons To Hate Facebook
Some really great reasons why Facebook sucks, according to these two muppets. SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE?!
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Swamp Ass
Nathan Fillion addresses the damaging effects of a moist taint while gaming.
The Onion Deserves A Pulitzer
The Onion is exposing the Pulitzer committee's despicable bigotry against them as they seek out the most prestigious award in journalism. Ricky Gervais, Tom Hanks, and Glenn Beck help to fight this injustice for the satirical newspaper.
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Hairmax Hair Regrowth Laser Treatments
For men navigating the milestones of modern life—building careers, raising families, chasing legacy—confidence matters, and it starts at the root. This Independence Day reclaim control and invest in clinically proven hair growth tech that works as hard as you do. From FDA-cleared laser devices to dermatologist-recommended treatments and supplements, each product is engineered to reverse the signs of thinning hair and restore your edge. Step into the next chapter looking forward, not back.
Presented by Hairmax.
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Simple Weight Loss Coaching
Watch any live television, and you'll probably see a commercial promoting the new wave of GLP-1 weight loss injections. Simple takes a different, medication-free approach built by a team of medical experts to build an approach that helps users form healthy habits that drive real results. After filling out a detailed survey, users can unlock their personalized weight loss plan including nutritional analysis features, easy food logging and daily workout plans with everything from strength training to yoga. So far, they have helped over 13 million users lose millions of pounds. With Simple, you can lose weight without spending every day in the gym, and right now, you can save 50% when you sign up through the link below.
Presented by Simple App.
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Carousel Horse Race
Improv Everywhere hosts the historic 143 Bryant Park Stakes as rookie Carrots On The Brain takes it's first win, and he's feeling good.
Can I Be Your Friend?
The English National Opera sent out Jolyon Rubinstein to show how ridiculous your 1,456 friends, hourly status updates, and Twitter followers are in real life. Good thing we all quit having real lives a long time ago.
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Collars & Co. Toscano Linen and Cotton Shorts
The Toscano Linen & Cotton Shorts are the Riviera summer distilled: a breathable blend of linen and cotton that feels as effortless as a coastal breeze and tailored with Italian finesse. Featuring a modern fit and soft texture, these shorts carry you seamlessly from sun-soaked beachside escapes in Portofino to twilight strolls through Saint-Tropez. Featuring a drawstring waistband and functional pockets, they're built for warm-weather days where comfort meets understated elegance—your essential companion for every moment under the Mediterranean sun.
Presented by Collars & Co.
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Nike Leather Field General
Born on the gridiron, reborn for the streets — the Nike Field General returns, reshaped for a new era. Once worn by quarterbacks calling shots under Friday night lights, this latest drop revives that same fearless spirit in a silhouette built for city grit. Cloaked entirely in supple leather, the cacao-toned upper delivers a refined take on vintage toughness, while the Waffle sole keeps its '80s roots alive with every step. A padded collar, full cupsole stitch, and foam midsole lock in comfort and durability, making this a sneaker that doesn't just honor history—it commands it.
Presented by Nike.
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Super Cool
What, your traffic stops don't go this well?
Stella Artois Chivalry
There has never been a puddle big enough or a woman pretty enough for us to partake in such gallant actions.
