10 Reasons To Hate Facebook
Some really great reasons why Facebook sucks, according to these two muppets. SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE?!
Some really great reasons why Facebook sucks, according to these two muppets. SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE?!
Nathan Fillion addresses the damaging effects of a moist taint while gaming.
The Onion is exposing the Pulitzer committee's despicable bigotry against them as they seek out the most prestigious award in journalism. Ricky Gervais, Tom Hanks, and Glenn Beck help to fight this injustice for the satirical newspaper.
The Ooni Halo Pro isn't just another mixer — it's a game-changer for home bakers chasing perfection. Engineered with professional mixing technology, it builds stronger gluten networks for dough that's stretchier, airier, and tastier than anything a traditional stand mixer can produce. Its dual-kneading action, featuring a spiral dough hook and breaker bar, ensures optimal gluten development for peak rise and texture. With a high-capacity, dishwasher-safe stainless steel bowl, 58-speed control, and a rugged shell built to handle serious torque, the Ooni Halo Pro is more than a mixer — it's the key to next-level pizza, bread, and pastries.
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Glow Shakes by The Collagen Co. offer a delicious and nutritious way to support weight loss. With just 205 calories per serving, each shake is packed with over 29 grams of hunger-curbing protein, including 17.5 grams of anti-aging Hydrolyzed Collagen Peptides to nourish skin, hair, and nails. Enhanced with 5+ grams of Prebiotic Fiber for gut health, MCT Oil and Green Tea Extract for metabolism support, and 24 essential vitamins and minerals, Glow Shakes provide all-in-one nourishment without the sugar crash — boasting less than 1 gram of sugar per serving. Available in indulgent flavors like Chocolate, Vanilla, and Strawberry, these rich, creamy shakes make healthy living effortless and delicious.
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Improv Everywhere hosts the historic 143 Bryant Park Stakes as rookie Carrots On The Brain takes it's first win, and he's feeling good.
The English National Opera sent out Jolyon Rubinstein to show how ridiculous your 1,456 friends, hourly status updates, and Twitter followers are in real life. Good thing we all quit having real lives a long time ago.
Bakscape revolutionizes men's grooming with a time-saving, omni-directional shaver designed for effortless self-care. Its six precision titanium-coated foils deliver an ultra-close, irritation-free shave — whether wet or dry — while the friction-fit extendable handle ensures independent back, head, chest, and full-body grooming. Unlike bulky competitors prone to razor burn, Bakscape's sleek, efficient design offers complete coverage in just minutes, providing the ultimate grooming. Plus, enjoy 10% off your first subscription order with code BAKLBY10.
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What, your traffic stops don't go this well?
There has never been a puddle big enough or a woman pretty enough for us to partake in such gallant actions.