10 Reasons To Hate Facebook
Some really great reasons why Facebook sucks, according to these two muppets. SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE?!
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Swamp Ass
Nathan Fillion addresses the damaging effects of a moist taint while gaming.
The Onion Deserves A Pulitzer
The Onion is exposing the Pulitzer committee's despicable bigotry against them as they seek out the most prestigious award in journalism. Ricky Gervais, Tom Hanks, and Glenn Beck help to fight this injustice for the satirical newspaper.
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HairMax LaserBand 82 Device
HairMax's LaserBand 82 ComfortFlex takes a clinical approach to restoring fuller, healthier hair with real medical-grade lasers. Delivering 1,230mW of therapeutic light energy directly to the scalp, it stimulates follicles to reverse thinning, restart natural growth cycles, and increase density over time. A flexible band design and soft-touch teeth keep treatments comfortable, while its proven red light therapy tech makes it one of the most efficient at-home solutions for tackling hair loss.
Presented by Hairmax.
Consult a physician before use. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Velocity Ford Bronco Blackout
Velocity's 1976 Ford Bronco Blackout pairs vintage attitude with modern muscle. Finished in Arabian Gray with blacked-out badging, bumpers, and a family-style roll cage, it makes an unmistakable first impression. Inside, upgraded leather and a Pioneer touchscreen with Apple CarPlay add comfort and tech, while a Gen III 5.0L Coyote V8 and 10-speed automatic deliver 460 horsepower. Wilwood brakes, coil spring suspension, and 17-inch Method Race Wheels complete a build that turns every drive into a statement.
Presented by Velocity.
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Carousel Horse Race
Improv Everywhere hosts the historic 143 Bryant Park Stakes as rookie Carrots On The Brain takes it's first win, and he's feeling good.
Can I Be Your Friend?
The English National Opera sent out Jolyon Rubinstein to show how ridiculous your 1,456 friends, hourly status updates, and Twitter followers are in real life. Good thing we all quit having real lives a long time ago.
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Out of Office: The Aria
The AAA Five Diamond Award-winning Aria Resort and Casino remains one of the premiere spots on the Strip. Comprised primarily of two 50-story curvilinear glass towers, the stunning architecture is matched inside by an upscale, modern vibe, a subtle vanilla scent, and enough dining and amenity options to make it a one-stop destination. Get the octopus at Carbone, enjoy a cigar in the high rollers room, and always double down.
Presented by MGM.
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Nike Ava Rover
Nike's new Ava Rover continues to make major city-ready strides, now landing in a Beachy Light Orewood Brown/Washed Teal colorway that's equal parts modern and effortless. Built on a stacked ReactX foam midsole for plush, energetic cushioning, the silhouette keeps the weight down with an ultralight, technical woven upper and reductive rubber outsole that locks in a streamlined fit and street-tuned traction.
Presented by Nike.
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Super Cool
What, your traffic stops don't go this well?
Stella Artois Chivalry
There has never been a puddle big enough or a woman pretty enough for us to partake in such gallant actions.
