10 Reasons To Hate Facebook
Some really great reasons why Facebook sucks, according to these two muppets. SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE?!
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Swamp Ass
Nathan Fillion addresses the damaging effects of a moist taint while gaming.
The Onion Deserves A Pulitzer
The Onion is exposing the Pulitzer committee's despicable bigotry against them as they seek out the most prestigious award in journalism. Ricky Gervais, Tom Hanks, and Glenn Beck help to fight this injustice for the satirical newspaper.
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Webroot Total Protection
As the school year ramps up, so does time spent online, making back-to-school season a natural time to refresh your digital security. Webroot offers flexible protection for computers, phones, and tablets, with standalone options or multi-device bundles covering everything from suspicious links and malware to network monitoring and password management. Built to work quietly in the background, Webroot uses less device space and installs and scans quickly, helping keep everyday browsing, homework, and family routines running smoothly without unnecessary interruptions. With plans for one, three, or five devices and savings of up to 40%, it's a straightforward way to add a little more peace of mind to the new school year.
Presented by Webroot.
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Hustle Essentials Tattoo Care Kit
Fresh ink deserves more than a tube of generic ointment, and the Hustle Essentials Tattoo Care Kit delivers everything needed to protect it from day one. The travel-friendly kit combines the brand's signature Tattoo Balm, a gentle foaming tattoo soap, and an easy-to-apply aftercare wrap into one streamlined system designed to keep new tattoos clean, moisturized, and protected throughout the healing process. Vegan, dermatologist-tested, and trusted by tattoo artists around the world, the collection removes the guesswork from aftercare while helping preserve crisp lines and vibrant color long after you leave the studio.
Presented by Hustle Butter.
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Carousel Horse Race
Improv Everywhere hosts the historic 143 Bryant Park Stakes as rookie Carrots On The Brain takes it's first win, and he's feeling good.
Can I Be Your Friend?
The English National Opera sent out Jolyon Rubinstein to show how ridiculous your 1,456 friends, hourly status updates, and Twitter followers are in real life. Good thing we all quit having real lives a long time ago.
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Super Cool
What, your traffic stops don't go this well?
Stella Artois Chivalry
There has never been a puddle big enough or a woman pretty enough for us to partake in such gallant actions.
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Nike Back to School Collection
The return to routine deserves a wardrobe that can keep pace. Nike's Back to School Collection is built for wherever the season takes you. The Nike Par ADV Golf Jacket delivers weather-ready protection from the first tee to rainy commutes, while the Nike Club Wool Varsity Jacket brings timeless athletic style into cooler evenings. Heading beyond the pavement, the ACG "Misery Ridge" GORE-TEX Jacket is ready for changing mountain conditions. Complete the look with vintage icons like the Air Jordan 4 Retro or lace up the Nike Alphafly 3 when it's time to chase your next personal best. Whether you're heading back to campus, back to the office, or simply back into your routine, Nike's latest collection is built for the season ahead.
Presented by Nike.
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Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap
Duke Cannon's Big Ass Brick of Soap is exactly what the name promises: an oversized bar built for long-lasting performance rather than quick replacements. This Costco-exclusive four-pack bundles four hefty 10-ounce bars, each crafted to deliver a rich lather and substantial feel that easily outlasts ordinary soap. With bold signature scents and the brand's unmistakably no-nonsense approach to grooming, it's a practical upgrade that keeps the shower stocked for months while offering exceptional value in a warehouse-sized package.
Presented by Duke Cannon.
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BMW 1 Series M Coupe
BMW shows what their new 1 Series M Coupe is really made of by giving it hell through a concrete obstacle course.
Mercedes SLS AMG Roadster
AMG has revealed the new Mercedes SLS AMG Roadster, which loses it's infamous gull-wing doors, but comes just the way we like it, topless.
