Dickies 874 Work Pant
While you're sitting at your desk watching Invisible Monkeys, just remember that there are hardworking men out there, also wasting company time, trying to destroy a pair of khakis with a wrecking ball. Watch them all here.
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Skittles Giraffe
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
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Nike Jordan CMFT Era
Good-looking shoes you can actually wear all day? Enter the Jordan CMFT Era. Blending design cues from the AJ1 and AJ6, these kicks channel classic Jordan heritage with modern-day comfort. The upper mixes real and synthetic leather for structure, lightweight textiles for breathability, and soft foam underfoot that keeps you moving from early mornings to late nights. Durable rubber soles grip where it counts, making these an easy choice when style and comfort need to clock in for the full shift.
Presented by Nike.
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Collars & Co. Velocity Performance Pants
Breaking the boundaries between elegance and ease, Collars & Co. introduces the Velocity Pull-On Performance Pant — redefining what a modern pant can be. Designed for a tailored look with maximum flexibility, these pants feature a sleek pull-on construction, elastic waistband, and a functional fly with a faux button closure. The 4-way stretch fabric moves with you, while wrinkle resistance keeps things sharp from commute to cocktails. It's everything you want in a performance pant — without looking like one.
Presented by Collars & Co.
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Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
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Nike Vomero 18 Running Shoes
Given the size of the heel, you'd be forgiven for thinking Nike's Vomero 18 running shoes were designed for hardcore racers. Instead, their dual-density midsole of lightweight ZoomX foam and responsive ReactX foam is designed to give everyday runners the most cushioned ride possible. The upper is made from engineered mesh for breathability, while the plush tongue and lining boost comfort. On the bottom, the outsole sports a pod system with a new traction pattern for added agility and smoother heel-to-toe transitions. Now available in an eye-popping bright green, orange, and silver colorway.
Presented by Nike.
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TrueSeaMoss Superfood
TrueSeaMoss takes wellness up a notch with 12 bold new gel flavors, from mango and pineapple to strawberry and ashwagandha. Each is packed with over 90% of essential minerals your body craves, supporting gut, skin, and immune health with pure, ocean-sourced nutrition. Sustainably harvested and handcrafted in the USA, these 100% vegan, gluten-free gels seamlessly fit into your daily routine. Whether blended into smoothies or eaten straight from the spoon, they make healthy living taste better. Grab yours now with a 15% discount using code OG5HJ6BN and fuel your body the natural way.
Presented by TrueSeaMoss.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
