Oreo Separator Machine 2
With the war between cookie and cream raging on, a pair of toy scientists join the Oreo-separating research with their own satisfying machine.
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Second Chance Buzzer Beater
Whether it's a tip in, three-pointer, or half-court hail marry, everyone loves a last-second buzzer beater. Down by two, New Rochelle's Khalil Edney threw the ball away during a last-second inbounds play that could have put the game into overtime. Looking like it was all over, Edney stole back the ball and totally redeemed himself when he heaved in a half-court shot, creating the most intese 2.9 seconds of our lives.
Star Wars Interjections
Learn some grammer, you half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder, with this after-school-style Star Wars special.
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Caliber Fitness Coaching Program
Caliber is rewriting the playbook on personal training with a science-driven coaching program designed for busy professionals who want real results without wasting time. Caliber pairs each member with an elite coach—only 1 in 100 applicants make the cut—to deliver personalized strength, cardio, and nutrition plans through its powerful app. Members see an average 20% improvement in body composition within 3 months, all for a fraction of the cost of traditional training, starting at $200/month. For September, Caliber is knocking $100 off all coaching plans, making the smartest way to get in shape even smarter.
Presented by Caliber.
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ResponsibleMan Supplements
Face the day with ResponsibleMan: a no-frills, physician-formulated line of men's daily supplements engineered for clarity, strength, and grit. Led by the Emerson multivitamin—housed in a sleek black aluminum tin and filled with mint-scented, "manly green" capsules packed with 13 core vitamins plus 19 hand-selected nutrients and antioxidants—this is wellness without the fluff. Made in the USA, gluten-free, kosher, and non-GMO, it simplifies performance-driven self-care for the modern man
Presented by ResponsibleMan.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG 6x6
Mercedes has introduced this six-wheeled beast to haunt your dreams.
BBC Zombie PSA
Read more about the BBC's new zombie drama, In The Flesh, that premiered earlier this week, but in the meantime, check out this PSA released in conjunction with the show.
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Hisense 65" Class U7 Series TV
The Hisense U7 Series 65" Mini-LED QLED 4K Google TV packs big-screen punch into a sleek frame—boasting Mini-LED Pro backlighting, QLED color, and a native 144 Hz refresh rate for gaming-level responsiveness. It supports Dolby Vision, HDR10+, and includes a NEXTGEN ATSC 3.0 tuner and Wi-Fi 6E for future-proof connectivity. Designed for sports, movies, and next-gen gaming alike, it delivers flagship-level performance at a far more approachable price.
Presented by Hisense.
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MetMo Cube
A feat of precision once reserved for jet engines, the MK3 Steel MetMo Cube is the most over-engineered desk toy you can own. The MK3 refines the formula with upgraded 316 stainless steel, improved pneumatics, and ultra-fine machining tolerances to achieve the most polished design yet. Simply flip the cube and let gravity take over as air escapes at a perfectly controlled rate — transforming physics into a pocket-sized moment of meditative calm.
Presented by MetMo.
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Butter VS Margarine
Butter is clearly superior, fools.
Misheard Song Lyrics
So you're telling me Alicia Keys is not singing "I've become a wet dream tomato"? I'm not even sure I like the song now.
