Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man
In this video, we are reminded that spiders are weird little assholes and that we probably shouldn't model our superheros after them.
In this video, we are reminded that spiders are weird little assholes and that we probably shouldn't model our superheros after them.
Darius Glover reduces us to mushy weaklings while he tells his story of overcoming tragedy to compete in motorcross again, after an accident took the use of his legs when he was 15. Hard to fit any more awesome in one video.
This visually stunning short by Tim Sessler was shot from a plane in flight from San Francisco to Salt Lake City to Philadelphia. Relax and enjoy.
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Steve Casino spends up to 10 hours painting peanuts to look like famous people that he admires. That's nuts.
Someone alert the media. Physicist David Neevel has invented an Oreo-separating machine. And, you guys, it is glorious.
This is exactly how we like to fight at the office. Except we use songs from Butthole Surfers and Rasputina. We also break out the Cotton-Eyed Joe lyrics if we're super pissed.
Sounds like it would be a good idea for all of us to learn how to code at some point in our lives. Plus you get to try out those multiplication tables and fractions you haven't found use for since high school.
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The song's not our favorite, but this is David Bowie's first album in 10 years, and it's got Tilda Swinton in it. So there you go.