Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man
In this video, we are reminded that spiders are weird little assholes and that we probably shouldn't model our superheros after them.
In this video, we are reminded that spiders are weird little assholes and that we probably shouldn't model our superheros after them.
Darius Glover reduces us to mushy weaklings while he tells his story of overcoming tragedy to compete in motorcross again, after an accident took the use of his legs when he was 15. Hard to fit any more awesome in one video.
This visually stunning short by Tim Sessler was shot from a plane in flight from San Francisco to Salt Lake City to Philadelphia. Relax and enjoy.
T-Mobile's latest push pairs its 5-Year Price Guarantee with Samsung's Galaxy S26 lineup to make a simple point: premium doesn't have to mean overpriced. New customers can get the Galaxy S26 Ultra on us, up to $1,300, with a new line on the Experience Beyond plan and no trade required, while the S26+ lands on us up to $1,100 with eligible trade. Existing customers get access to the same aggressive offers, reinforcing a rare promise of equal treatment and transparent math. Structured around 24 monthly bill credits on qualifying plans, the campaign is aimed squarely at Verizon and AT&T switchers who want flagship hardware, clear savings, and no fine-print gymnastics. Best Galaxy meets best value, without the usual hoops.
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Protein powders are everywhere, but few treat sourcing and refinement as seriously as Onnit Grass Fed Whey Isolate Protein. Built around non-GMO whey isolate sourced from grass-fed Irish dairy cows, each serving delivers 20 grams of complete protein with most fats and carbs filtered out, resulting in a cleaner formula designed to support muscle recovery and lean performance. The isolate format preserves the full amino acid profile while improving purity and mixability, making it equally suited for post-workout recovery or daily nutritional support. With its smooth vanilla profile and minimalist approach, it reflects Onnit's broader philosophy that performance starts with better inputs and fewer compromises.
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Steve Casino spends up to 10 hours painting peanuts to look like famous people that he admires. That's nuts.
Someone alert the media. Physicist David Neevel has invented an Oreo-separating machine. And, you guys, it is glorious.
This is exactly how we like to fight at the office. Except we use songs from Butthole Surfers and Rasputina. We also break out the Cotton-Eyed Joe lyrics if we're super pissed.
Sounds like it would be a good idea for all of us to learn how to code at some point in our lives. Plus you get to try out those multiplication tables and fractions you haven't found use for since high school.
Urban Armor Gear's latest lineup of iPad cases treats Apple's tablets like the tools they actually are. Designed for the 2025 iPad Pro, iPad, and iPad Air, the Scout Plus, Plyo LT Folio, and Metropolis SE Folio each balance protection, usability, and restraint without drifting into overbuilt bulk. The Scout Plus keeps things light and rugged with TPU construction, corner impact protection, and a built-in kickstand that makes hands-free work or streaming effortless. Plyo LT Folio strips the idea down to clean lines and smart details, pairing an armor shell with a soft impact core, integrated kickstand, Apple Pencil storage, and subtle customization via interchangeable camera rings. At the top end, the Metropolis SE Folio blends business polish with military-grade drop protection, adding a multi-angle kickstand and refined color options that feel equally at home in meetings or on the move. It's a modular approach to protection that respects how iPads are actually used day to day.
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MetMo creates mechanical function and satisfaction into a compact, handheld format with the Pocket Grip. Combining five tools—parallel wrench, pliers, hex driver, tap, and clamp—into a single titanium body, it reimagines a century-old concept for modern carry. Adaptive jaws conform to irregular shapes, handling everything from tightening fasteners to pulling nails with controlled leverage. Precision-machined and built for durability, the Pocket Grip slips easily into a pocket or tool roll without sacrificing capability. It's a compact piece of hardware designed for those who appreciate tools that feel as good to use as they are engineered.
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The song's not our favorite, but this is David Bowie's first album in 10 years, and it's got Tilda Swinton in it. So there you go.