Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man
In this video, we are reminded that spiders are weird little assholes and that we probably shouldn't model our superheros after them.
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Paralyzed Motocross Rider - Darius Glover
Darius Glover reduces us to mushy weaklings while he tells his story of overcoming tragedy to compete in motorcross again, after an accident took the use of his legs when he was 15. Hard to fit any more awesome in one video.
Drift
This visually stunning short by Tim Sessler was shot from a plane in flight from San Francisco to Salt Lake City to Philadelphia. Relax and enjoy.
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JOYMODE Testosterone Supplements
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Hairmax Hair Regrowth Laser Treatments
For men navigating the milestones of modern life—building careers, raising families, chasing legacy—confidence matters, and it starts at the root. This Independence Day reclaim control and invest in clinically proven hair growth tech that works as hard as you do. From FDA-cleared laser devices to dermatologist-recommended treatments and supplements, each product is engineered to reverse the signs of thinning hair and restore your edge. Step into the next chapter looking forward, not back.
Presented by Hairmax.
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Steve Casino Painter Of Nuts
Steve Casino spends up to 10 hours painting peanuts to look like famous people that he admires. That's nuts.
Oreo Separator Machine
Someone alert the media. Physicist David Neevel has invented an Oreo-separating machine. And, you guys, it is glorious.
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CLAE Haywood Sneakers
CLAE's latest release, the Haywood, is a masterclass in modern court-style design — expertly crafted with premium Italian leather for elevated comfort, durability, and style. Since 2001, CLAE has been quietly reimagining iconic silhouettes with subtle, thoughtful updates that respect the clean lines of vintage court shoes while pushing them forward. The Haywood stays true to that legacy, blending timeless design with sophisticated materials built for everyday wear. Whether you're navigating airport terminals, stepping into a meeting, or heading out for the day, its versatile colorways and all-day comfort make it a go-to for any situation. One pair, endless possibilities.
Presented by CLAE.
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Nike Calm Mules
Built for laid-back days and easy transitions, the Nike Calm Men's Mules deliver off-duty comfort in a sleek, water-friendly design. Molded from a single piece of contoured foam, they offer a seamless fit with subtle grip, airy cutouts, and a removable heel strap for a custom feel. Made with sustainable materials and finished in neutral tones or RealTree camo, they're the effortless slip-ons for wherever life takes you.
Presented by Nike.
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The Beatles Argument
This is exactly how we like to fight at the office. Except we use songs from Butthole Surfers and Rasputina. We also break out the Cotton-Eyed Joe lyrics if we're super pissed.
What Most Schools Don't Teach
Sounds like it would be a good idea for all of us to learn how to code at some point in our lives. Plus you get to try out those multiplication tables and fractions you haven't found use for since high school.
