Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man
In this video, we are reminded that spiders are weird little assholes and that we probably shouldn't model our superheros after them.
In this video, we are reminded that spiders are weird little assholes and that we probably shouldn't model our superheros after them.
Darius Glover reduces us to mushy weaklings while he tells his story of overcoming tragedy to compete in motorcross again, after an accident took the use of his legs when he was 15. Hard to fit any more awesome in one video.
This visually stunning short by Tim Sessler was shot from a plane in flight from San Francisco to Salt Lake City to Philadelphia. Relax and enjoy.
Streamlining nutrition down to a single scoop, the Factor Meal Shake is built for efficiency without sacrificing substance. Each serving delivers 30 grams of whey protein, 7 grams of fiber, and a full spectrum of vitamins and minerals, creating a balanced, meal-level profile that supports energy, satiety, and muscle maintenance. Designed to mix in under a minute, it fits into busy routines as easily as a morning coffee, while a clean formula free of artificial flavors and seed oils keeps things straightforward. The result is a no-frills, high-function shake that replaces complexity with consistency, turning daily nutrition into something you can actually keep up with.
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Daily supplements tend to overpromise, but this Horny Goat Weed Complex takes a more comprehensive approach by stacking a range of well-known botanical and performance ingredients into a single formula. Built around horny goat weed and supported by additions like maca root, tongkat ali, tribulus, and panax ginseng, it targets libido, stamina, and overall vitality while adaptogens help manage stress and support mood. L-arginine is included to promote circulation and nitric oxide production, while saw palmetto rounds things out with added hormonal and prostate support. Manufactured in the USA in GMP-certified facilities and lab-tested for quality, it's a multi-ingredient blend designed to streamline a routine focused on energy, balance, and performance.
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Steve Casino spends up to 10 hours painting peanuts to look like famous people that he admires. That's nuts.
Someone alert the media. Physicist David Neevel has invented an Oreo-separating machine. And, you guys, it is glorious.
This is exactly how we like to fight at the office. Except we use songs from Butthole Surfers and Rasputina. We also break out the Cotton-Eyed Joe lyrics if we're super pissed.
Sounds like it would be a good idea for all of us to learn how to code at some point in our lives. Plus you get to try out those multiplication tables and fractions you haven't found use for since high school.
Hims is simplifying weight loss with a fully online, personalized program built around clinically proven GLP-1 treatments. The platform now offers access to FDA-approved Wegovy in both pill and pen forms, paired with tailored plans based on your health, goals, and lifestyle, all without insurance. A new membership model drops the barrier to entry to $39 for the first month and $149 thereafter, unlocking 24/7 messaging with licensed providers, a dedicated care team, and ongoing adjustments to keep progress on track. Medication starts as low as $149 per month if prescribed, with continuous guidance across nutrition, movement, and sleep. It's a streamlined, expert-led approach that replaces one-size-fits-all programs with something far more precise and accessible.
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Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 15% off orders of $50+ with code UNCRATE15.
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The song's not our favorite, but this is David Bowie's first album in 10 years, and it's got Tilda Swinton in it. So there you go.