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Dickies 874 Work Pant
While you're sitting at your desk watching Invisible Monkeys, just remember that there are hardworking men out there, also wasting company time, trying to destroy a pair of khakis with a wrecking ball. Watch them all here.
Skittles Giraffe
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
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Pair Eyewear Metal Frames
Pair Eyewear's latest drop brings a modern edge to timeless design with eight new all-metal Base Frames—Nola, Breda, Hadley, Izzy, Sawyer, Georgia, Rowen, and Vic. The lineup reimagines classic silhouettes like cat-eyes and aviators in polished Black, Gold, Silver, and Rose Gold. Each $130 frame is engineered with titanium fronts and nickel silver temples for strength without weight, while adjustable non-slip nose pads, flexible acetate tips, and spring hinges ensure lasting comfort. Fully compatible with Pair's Top Frames, they deliver exceptional versatility with enduring style.
Presented by Pair Eyewear.
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Garden of Life Meal Replacement Shake
When brunch isn't in the cards, reach for Raw Organic Meal Replacement Powder—a truly clean, all-in-one shake that packs 20 g of organic plant-based protein, 6 g of fiber, and a full spectrum of vitamins, minerals, probiotics, and enzymes from 44 raw superfoods. It's USDA Organic, Non-GMO, vegan, gluten- and dairy-free—and tastes shockingly smooth for something so loaded. Just shake it with water or almond milk and you've got a whole-food meal that fuels the hustle, not the junk. Use code Back2Garden for 25% off Specific Products
Presented by Garden of Life
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
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CBDfx Focus & Energy Gummies
Give your mind a clean edge with CBDfx Focus & Energy Gummies, smartly formulated to ditch the jitters without compromising drive. Each two-gummy serving delivers 50 mg of broad-spectrum CBD for calm, 50 mg of phosphatidylserine for cognitive clarity, and 50 mg of caffeine — about the kick of a shot of espresso—in a naturally flavored blue-raspberry vegan gummy. Organic, non-GMO, THC-free, and built for productivity, these gummies are your low-key, modern-day hustle hack.
Presented by CBDfx.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Velocity Ford Bronco Blackout
Velocity's 1976 Ford Bronco Blackout pairs vintage attitude with modern muscle. Finished in Arabian Gray with blacked-out badging, bumpers, and a family-style roll cage, it makes an unmistakable first impression. Inside, upgraded leather and a Pioneer touchscreen with Apple CarPlay add comfort and tech, while a Gen III 5.0L Coyote V8 and 10-speed automatic deliver 460 horsepower. Wilwood brakes, coil spring suspension, and 17-inch Method Race Wheels complete a build that turns every drive into a statement.
Presented by Velocity.
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The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
