While you're sitting at your desk watching Invisible Monkeys, just remember that there are hardworking men out there, also wasting company time, trying to destroy a pair of khakis with a wrecking ball. Watch them all here.
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
Not every sneaker has to chase the next big innovation. Sometimes the right choice is the one you reach for every morning. Nike's V5 RNR leans into the layered aesthetics of early-2000s running shoes while prioritizing everyday comfort over race-day performance. This suede edition pairs the smooth suede with breathable mesh for a layered retro-runner look, accented by metallic details and a signature 3D Swoosh. Underfoot, a chunky yet lightweight foam midsole and plush collar cushioning keep long days comfortable, while a rubber outsole with '00s-inspired grooves provides dependable traction. Designed for daily wear, the V5 RNR Suede brings a more refined finish to the Y2K runner while keeping its place firmly in the everyday rotation.
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Hushd Avera from Good Sleep Co. is designed to make the bedroom a quieter, more comfortable place to sleep, pairing a premium construction with a clean, understated aesthetic. Built with thoughtful materials and engineered for everyday comfort, the Avera takes a straightforward approach to upgrading the sleep setup without unnecessary complexity. It's the kind of bedroom essential that fits easily into a modern space while keeping the focus where it belongs: better nights and more comfortable mornings. Enjoy 15% off with code UNSNORE15.
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If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
Nature's Bounty covers the everyday essentials of a well-rounded supplement routine, from Super B-Complex and fish oil to magnesium glycinate, immune support, and formulas designed for stress and mood. Standouts include Super B-Complex with vitamin C, High Absorption Magnesium Glycinate with 240mg per serving, and Immune 24 Hour+ with Ester-C, vitamin D, zinc, elderberry, and echinacea. With a broad range of vitamins, minerals, and targeted supplements, it's a straightforward way to build a more personalized wellness regimen from a trusted name in nutritional supplements.
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The Nike Air Max 90 finds new ground in 2026, carrying its '90s running heritage from morning commutes to run clubs and weekends out. Originally released in 1990, the silhouette helped define the decade with its layered construction, exaggerated proportions, and visible Air cushioning before moving beyond the track and into everyday culture. More than three decades later, the formula remains largely unchanged. Its exposed Nike Air unit provides cushioning underfoot, while the rubber Waffle outsole delivers the traction and durability carried over from Nike's running heritage. A padded, low-cut collar keeps the fit comfortable without disrupting the shoe's unmistakable profile. Once built to chase miles, the Air Max 90 now carries its '90s running legacy everywhere else.
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Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.