Norman Tugwater, Fantasy Sports Attorney
At your draft this year, keep an eye out for Norman Tugwater (Gary Busey), the fantasy sports lawyer of Adrian Peterson. YOU MUST PAY! (Or face the spork.)
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Mentos Spider
The Brock Lesnar of Arachnids sends one brave gentleman to the ER.
Dickies 874 Work Pant
While you're sitting at your desk watching Invisible Monkeys, just remember that there are hardworking men out there, also wasting company time, trying to destroy a pair of khakis with a wrecking ball. Watch them all here.
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Paul & Shark Riviera Collection
Paul & Shark's Riviera collection blends Italian elegance with maritime heritage, channeling the spirit of Capri through refined silhouettes, Liberty of London prints, and performance-driven fabrics. From linen shirts and turtlenecks to the high-tech Typhoon® Silk bomber, the collection offers timeless summer essentials that merge luxury with utility. Rooted in a legacy dating back to 1957, Paul & Shark has evolved from iconic sailing sweaters into a globally recognized lifestyle brand — anchored in craftsmanship, performance, and a deep commitment to sustainability.
Presented by Paul & Shark.
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Bowlero Summer Season Pass
Strike season is officially in session with Bowlero's 2025 Summer Season Pass turning every afternoon into a highlight reel. Two games a day, shoes on the house, and a vibe that goes from blacklight lanes to arcade runs and snacks without missing a spare. For the real rollers, the Premium Pass unlocks even more: 15% off food and drinks, plus access to over 200 Bowlero centers nationwide. It's summer fun crafted for families, friend groups, and anyone chasing cool air, good music, and perfect strikes.
Presented by Bowlero.
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Skittles Giraffe
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
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Vita Coco
Crack open summer with a twist of the tropics — Vita Coco isn't just coconut water, it's peak hydration. Whether you're reaching for the Original, spiking your senses with Pineapple, or riding the duo wave of Peach & Mango, each sip hits like a hammock in motion. Packed with electrolytes, nutrients, and just enough island attitude to revive you from boardroom burnout or beach-day bliss, Vita Coco is the closest thing to a vacation in a carton. No passport needed — just thirst.
Presented by Vita Coco.
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Luca Faloni Lightweight Travel Blazer
Elevate your mid-season wardrobe with this expertly tailored blazer embodying Italian luxury. Handcrafted in Treviso, Northern Italy, as a testament to Luca Faloni's legacy and renowned craftsmanship, this piece is made from 100% virgin wool sourced in Biella. Its lightweight, wrinkle-resistant fabric offers unmatched versatility for business, travel, or casual wear. Features include a single-breasted two-button closure, notched lapels, AMF stitching, and patch pockets. The half-lined, unstructured design also ensures a refined yet relaxed fit. Presented in timeless navy blue, this Italian-made blazer is the epitome of enduring elegance and luxury.
Presented by Luca Faloni.
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Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
