Norman Tugwater, Fantasy Sports Attorney
At your draft this year, keep an eye out for Norman Tugwater (Gary Busey), the fantasy sports lawyer of Adrian Peterson. YOU MUST PAY! (Or face the spork.)
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Mentos Spider
The Brock Lesnar of Arachnids sends one brave gentleman to the ER.
Dickies 874 Work Pant
While you're sitting at your desk watching Invisible Monkeys, just remember that there are hardworking men out there, also wasting company time, trying to destroy a pair of khakis with a wrecking ball. Watch them all here.
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Nike Jordan CMFT Era
Good-looking shoes you can actually wear all day? Enter the Jordan CMFT Era. Blending design cues from the AJ1 and AJ6, these kicks channel classic Jordan heritage with modern-day comfort. The upper mixes real and synthetic leather for structure, lightweight textiles for breathability, and soft foam underfoot that keeps you moving from early mornings to late nights. Durable rubber soles grip where it counts, making these an easy choice when style and comfort need to clock in for the full shift.
Presented by Nike.
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Glow Shakes by The Collagen Co
Glow Shakes by The Collagen Co. offer a delicious and nutritious way to support weight loss. With just 205 calories per serving, each shake is packed with over 29 grams of hunger-curbing protein, including 17.5 grams of anti-aging Hydrolyzed Collagen Peptides to nourish skin, hair, and nails. Enhanced with 5+ grams of Prebiotic Fiber for gut health, MCT Oil and Green Tea Extract for metabolism support, and 24 essential vitamins and minerals, Glow Shakes provide all-in-one nourishment without the sugar crash — boasting less than 1 gram of sugar per serving. Available in indulgent flavors like Chocolate, Vanilla, and Strawberry, these rich, creamy shakes make healthy living effortless and delicious.
Presented by The Collagen Co.
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Skittles Giraffe
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
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Peper Harow Sport Bundle
Designed for performance and everyday comfort, the Men's Sport Trainer Sock Bundle showcases six pairs of premium organic cotton socks built for movement. Featuring a blister tab, cushioned sole, and ribbed arch bands, they provide superior support whether you're crushing a workout or relaxing during the weekend. Crafted in England from GOTS-certified organic cotton, these socks prioritize sustainability and ensure ethical sourcing and fair working conditions. A seamless toe finish adds a touch of luxury, proving that high-performance gear doesn't have to compromise comfort or style.
Presented by Peper Harow.
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Collars & Co. Velocity Performance Pants
Breaking the boundaries between elegance and ease, Collars & Co. introduces the Velocity Pull-On Performance Pant — redefining what a modern pant can be. Designed for a tailored look with maximum flexibility, these pants feature a sleek pull-on construction, elastic waistband, and a functional fly with a faux button closure. The 4-way stretch fabric moves with you, while wrinkle resistance keeps things sharp from commute to cocktails. It's everything you want in a performance pant — without looking like one.
Presented by Collars & Co.
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Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
