Norman Tugwater, Fantasy Sports Attorney
At your draft this year, keep an eye out for Norman Tugwater (Gary Busey), the fantasy sports lawyer of Adrian Peterson. YOU MUST PAY! (Or face the spork.)
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Mentos Spider
The Brock Lesnar of Arachnids sends one brave gentleman to the ER.
Dickies 874 Work Pant
While you're sitting at your desk watching Invisible Monkeys, just remember that there are hardworking men out there, also wasting company time, trying to destroy a pair of khakis with a wrecking ball. Watch them all here.
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Lundi Conally 36-Hour Briefcase
For those who take late-night calls that turn into early flights, the Lundi Conally 36-Hour Briefcase is the only plus-one you need. Crafted from black canvas and leather with a silhouette as sharp as your pitch deck, it carries the precision of a briefcase and the utility of an overnight bag. Inside, there's a place for everything — laptop, documents, business cards, a change of clothes—because chaos isn't part of your carry-on. Finished with a leather strap, suitcase clip, and clean lines, it's built for long days and global nights.
Presented by Lundi.
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Woolly Multipack Underwear
The men's multipack collection from Woolly Clothing Co. puts premium-grade comfort at the foundation of your wardrobe—with merino wool craftsmanship and smart design details throughout. Choose from assorted 3- and 5-packs of boxer briefs—styles like the Everyday 5″ and Classic cuts—built from itch-free, temperature-regulating merino that naturally resists odor and stretches with your movement. Available now in essential tones like Black, Midnight, Deep Teal, and Bay, these bundles combine minimalist design with hard-working materials, all under Woolly's mantra: "More Wool. Less Plastic." Whether you're commuting, working late, or just want upgrade-level basics, these multipacks deliver comfort and performance that outlast the day.
Presented by Woolly.
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Skittles Giraffe
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
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Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
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Hotel Collection Travel Bundle
Upgrade your travel with a luxe four-piece travel set built for style and endurance. This bundle includes a carry-on, check-in suitcase, duffle, and backpack — each crafted from durable polycarbonate, rolling on 360° spinners, and outfitted with smart extras like a portable USB charger, built-in digital scale, and GPS tracker. And this year Luxury checks in early. From October 29 to November 11, Hotel Collection's Pre-Black Friday Sale offers up to 70% off site wide, giving you first pick on everything from signature scents to high-end essentials.
Presented by Hotel Collection.
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MeUndies Holiday Collection
The MeUndies Holiday Collection brings the brand's signature ultra-soft basics into festive territory — with seasonal patterns, cozy loungewear, and underwear that straddle comfort and holiday cheer. The collection leans on MeUndies' renowned buttery-soft fabrics and inclusive sizing, giving you quality underwear and lounge staples with a cheerful, gift-ready vibe. Whether you're browsing for snug boxers, cozy pajamas, or playful prints, the Holiday Collection blends everyday comfort with wintry spirit.
Presented by MeUndies.
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Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
