Norman Tugwater, Fantasy Sports Attorney
At your draft this year, keep an eye out for Norman Tugwater (Gary Busey), the fantasy sports lawyer of Adrian Peterson. YOU MUST PAY! (Or face the spork.)
At your draft this year, keep an eye out for Norman Tugwater (Gary Busey), the fantasy sports lawyer of Adrian Peterson. YOU MUST PAY! (Or face the spork.)
The Brock Lesnar of Arachnids sends one brave gentleman to the ER.
While you're sitting at your desk watching Invisible Monkeys, just remember that there are hardworking men out there, also wasting company time, trying to destroy a pair of khakis with a wrecking ball. Watch them all here.
The Nike Invincible 3 delivers maximum cushioning for an ultra-comfortable ride on your everyday runs. Designed for both performance and comfort, it features a breathable Flyknit upper for durability and ventilation, while a plush foam collar enhances support around the heel and tongue. The widened and heightened ZoomX foam midsole provides a soft, responsive feel, absorbing impact and propelling you forward with each stride. Finishing it off, Nike's signature waffle outsole ensures durable traction on paved surfaces, redefining running comfort.
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Revolutionizing skincare with a minimalist, results-driven approach, Zen Dew simplifies the glow-up without compromising effectiveness. The brand cuts through the clutter of endless routines and overwhelming products, offering intentional and effortless skincare solutions. Their standout product, Violet Aura, is a toner formulated with 73% Korean Rice Milk, 2% Salicylic Acid, and 2% Niacinamide—a potent blend that brightens, clears blemishes, and hydrates without irritation. Unlike traditional water-based toners, Zen Dew's formula uses Korean Rice Milk as its base, leading to 99% of consumers reporting smoother skin in just two weeks. Free from silicones, sulfates, and parabens — and entirely vegan — Zen Dew champions clean, healthy skin with a modern, uncomplicated approach.
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We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
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Devin Booker is a craftsman — surgical in his movements, ruthless in his execution. A stutter here, a jab-step there, and before his defender can recover, the shot is already falling. His first signature sneaker, the Nike Book 1, is built with the same precision. Designed for the smoothest operators in the game, it delivers a blend of speed and cushioning, allowing for sharp footwork and effortless elevation. This colorway, inspired by one of Book's favorite ACG sneakers, brings a rugged yet refined aesthetic, bridging the gap between street and hardwood. Whether you're dropping dimes or pulling up from deep, the Nike Book 1 is made for those who move with purpose — and leave defenders guessing.
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Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.