Norman Tugwater, Fantasy Sports Attorney
At your draft this year, keep an eye out for Norman Tugwater (Gary Busey), the fantasy sports lawyer of Adrian Peterson. YOU MUST PAY! (Or face the spork.)
At your draft this year, keep an eye out for Norman Tugwater (Gary Busey), the fantasy sports lawyer of Adrian Peterson. YOU MUST PAY! (Or face the spork.)
The Brock Lesnar of Arachnids sends one brave gentleman to the ER.
While you're sitting at your desk watching Invisible Monkeys, just remember that there are hardworking men out there, also wasting company time, trying to destroy a pair of khakis with a wrecking ball. Watch them all here.
The new year isn't just a good time to get your fitness game back on track: it's also a great time to refresh your wardrobe. That task can be a lot easier on your wallet thanks to the Men's Wearhouse Clearance Event. Running through February 2nd, the sale offers up to 70% off everyday staples, from jeans and tees to jackets, slacks, ties, and accessories. Timing for specific categories varies throughout the sale, so check back often.
Presented by Men's Wearhouse.
Dedicated to creating sustainably produced natural wines using certified organic grapes from California, Tinto Amorio's wines are among the most sought-after in the category. This sampler includes three bottles of three different varieties — Jajaja Glou Glou Red Wine, Bheeyo Skin-Contact Orange Wine, and the best-selling Monje Orange Wine. Fermented wild with native yeasts and made in limited quantities, they're perfect for elevated holiday gatherings.
Presented by Tinto Amorio.
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
Gifts are always fun to give, but few could be more valuable than the gift of health. BODi's Belle Vitale program can help the lady in your life stay at her best. Created by fitness and nutrition expert and IIN Certified Hormone Health Coach Autumn Calabrese, Belle Vitale takes a holistic approach to women's health. It combines a nutrition program with nourishing recipes, 2 potent and proprietary supplements, an innovative fitness program including Track Pilates, strength training and cardio, and stress-reducing breathing exercises. The nutrition program uses a phased approach and carefully constructed macro nutrition guidelines, giving specific week-by-week instruction on how to approach eating to help balance your hormones. If you'd like the same benefits but on a dude-focused track, BODi has a male program that makes for an ideal partner fitness pairing.
Presented by BODi.
Happy Place Skinny Mocktail seltzers provide a guilt-free, low-calorie alternative to traditional drinks. Offering a balanced blend of 2mg THC and 2mg CBD for a feel-good buzz without the hangover. At just 15 calories per can and flavors like Margarita, Citrus Spritz, and Mojito, these seltzers are the ultimate way to unwind. Made with natural ingredients and full-spectrum hemp extract, they deliver effortless enjoyment while helping you relax and refresh. Escape to your happy place with confidence, knowing you'll wake up ready to tackle the day ahead.
Presented by Vena.
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Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.