Norman Tugwater, Fantasy Sports Attorney
At your draft this year, keep an eye out for Norman Tugwater (Gary Busey), the fantasy sports lawyer of Adrian Peterson. YOU MUST PAY! (Or face the spork.)
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Mentos Spider
The Brock Lesnar of Arachnids sends one brave gentleman to the ER.
Dickies 874 Work Pant
While you're sitting at your desk watching Invisible Monkeys, just remember that there are hardworking men out there, also wasting company time, trying to destroy a pair of khakis with a wrecking ball. Watch them all here.
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RTA Vando Collection
RTA teams up with LA Lakers forward Jarred "Vando" Vanderbilt for a new collection that channels his signature off-court style into the RTA's bold, street-luxe aesthetic. The drop fuses sharp silhouettes and premium materials with a rebellious edge reflecting Vando's rise from NBA star to style icon. Key pieces include the Marco Jacket in exclusive RTA x Vando colors, the swagger-heavy Jordan Hoodie, and the Rafa Oversized Sweatpants built for effortless flex. It's bold, modern streetwear—refined but never restrained.
Presented by RTA.
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Nike Air Max 1 '86 OG Golf Shoes
Nike brings a streetwear icon to the fairway with the Air Max 1 '86 OG G Golf Shoe. Blending retro flair with performance-ready tech, this updated classic features the original four-window design, offering a full view of its signature Max Air cushioning—now tuned for the golf course. A synthetic water-resistant upper, spikeless traction, and full-length foam midsole deliver comfort and grip through every round, rain or shine. Finished with the vintage "Nike Air" heel logo and unmistakable 1986-inspired detailing, it's a timeless silhouette built for year-round play.
Presented by Nike.
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Skittles Giraffe
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
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Vita Coco Treats
Launched last April, Vita Coco Treats is a new coconutmilk beverage crafted for those moments when you're in the mood for something light, sweet, and satisfying. Combining the flavors of creamy coconut and sweet strawberries, Vita Coco Treats offers a refreshingly indulgent drink. Instead of flooding "influencers" with free products as promotion, they brought the product to the people this Valentine's Day in the form of a DIY vending machine. Set up in Washington Square Park, New York, it dispensed free Strawberries & Crème Treats to passersby, leading to long lines and an overwhelming response. This fun, natural experience is much like the drink itself, which has ingredients you can pronounce and is likely to leave a smile on your face.
Presented by Vita Coco.
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Joyful Co. Mother's Day Box
This Mother's Day, Joyful Co. has curated a box filled with self care products to uplift her spirits, nourish her body, and create a soothing environment that promotes relaxation and balance. Included is jasmine pearl tea, a gold tea infuser, orange & ginger lip balm, serene essential oil, purifying activated charcoal lavender soap, a calming tea candle, and lavender hand cream, all packaged in a gift-ready box. All of Joyful Co.'s Mother's Day gifts are 20% off until Sunday, May 11th 2025.
Presented by Joyful Co.
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Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
