What It Isn't
These Dodge Charger commercials that make me feel like a girly girl really make me want to buy a charger.
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The Letter
Volkswagen helps end the suspicions of one man.
Is It Monday Yet?
Only three more Mondays until Gruden starts his new season of brown nosing above the gridiron.
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Hisense 65" Class U7 Series TV
The Hisense U7 Series 65" Mini-LED QLED 4K Google TV packs big-screen punch into a sleek frame—boasting Mini-LED Pro backlighting, QLED color, and a native 144 Hz refresh rate for gaming-level responsiveness. It supports Dolby Vision, HDR10+, and includes a NEXTGEN ATSC 3.0 tuner and Wi-Fi 6E for future-proof connectivity. Designed for sports, movies, and next-gen gaming alike, it delivers flagship-level performance at a far more approachable price.
Presented by Hisense.
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EltaMD Facial Cleanser
The EltaMD Skin Recovery Amino Acid Foaming Cleanser elevates daily cleansing with a science-driven formula that strengthens the skin barrier while removing buildup without stripping. Infused with amino acids and calming botanicals, it leaves skin clean, balanced, and irritation-free — ideal for sensitive or post-procedure use.
Presented by EltaMD.
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Frank Miller's Gucci Guilty
Directed by (sellout?) Frank Miller, this teaser for a new Gucci fragrance stars Evan Rachel Wood and Chris Evans. Full version coming September 12, 2010 at the MTV VMAs.
Norman Tugwater, Fantasy Sports Attorney
At your draft this year, keep an eye out for Norman Tugwater (Gary Busey), the fantasy sports lawyer of Adrian Peterson. YOU MUST PAY! (Or face the spork.)
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Vena Xtra Bliss High Potency Gummies
Experience Vena's latest euphoric release with Xtra Bliss High Potency THC Gummies — especially crafted to uplift your spirits and provide an extra boost throughout the day. Each gummy is infused with 10mg THC, 10mg CBD, and 2mg CBG, delivering a perfectly balanced blend of relaxation and energy. Whether you're winding down for the evening or seeking a moment of bliss during the day, these red raspberry-flavored gummies offer a dreamy escape letting stress melt away — one gummy at a time.
Presented by Vena.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Dreame Aqua10 Ultra Roller Robot Vacuum
When it comes to cleaning hard floors, vacuuming is only half the equation — they need to be mopped too. Dreame's Aqua10 Ultra can handle both. It has an AI-powered navigation system that maps and avoids obstacles with precision, while FlexRise suspension clears thresholds and carpets up to 3.15 inches without slowing down. Voice control lets you prioritize carpets or boost suction on command, and—when the job's done—it returns to its dock to empty waste, sanitize, dry the roller, and refill with water and cleaning solution. As a result, it can handle up to 100 days of cleaning without intervention, making it ideal for busy lifestyles.
Presented by Dreame.
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Mentos Spider
The Brock Lesnar of Arachnids sends one brave gentleman to the ER.
Dickies 874 Work Pant
While you're sitting at your desk watching Invisible Monkeys, just remember that there are hardworking men out there, also wasting company time, trying to destroy a pair of khakis with a wrecking ball. Watch them all here.
