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Norman Tugwater, Fantasy Sports Attorney
At your draft this year, keep an eye out for Norman Tugwater (Gary Busey), the fantasy sports lawyer of Adrian Peterson. YOU MUST PAY! (Or face the spork.)
Mentos Spider
The Brock Lesnar of Arachnids sends one brave gentleman to the ER.
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BODi Fitness Programs
Ranked the best fitness app for 2026 by CNN Underscored, BODi is a comprehensive training platform built around consistency and scale. The program delivers professional workout plans accessible online and through the app, structured to support regular training at home or on the move. A digital membership offers access to more than 140 trainers and a selection of efficient 10-minute workouts designed for busy schedules. For a deeper commitment, members can tap into BODi's full library of over 8,000 workouts spanning beginner to advanced levels. For a limited time, subscriptions start at $99 for the first /year or grab , with a 10-minute workout plan available for $10/month.
Presented by BODi.
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Veracity Metabolic Power Protein
Veracity's Metabolic Power Protein isn't built for bulk or trends. It's designed as a daily metabolic tool. Each serving delivers 20 grams of plant-based protein from pea, pumpkin seed, and chia, paired with a clinically studied MyoVera complex to help your body use protein more efficiently for muscle building, recovery, and long-term energy. A digestive enzyme blend supports absorption and reduces bloat, while cinnamon helps balance blood sugar and curb cravings. Clean Label Project certified and third-party tested for contaminants, it strips out the usual fillers and focuses on what matters: building lean, active muscle that drives metabolism even at rest. The result is a streamlined daily shake that supports energy, satiety, and metabolic strength without excess sugar, unnecessary calories, or compromise. Enjoy 20% off sitewide with code UNCRATE20.
Presented by Veracity Health.
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Dickies 874 Work Pant
While you're sitting at your desk watching Invisible Monkeys, just remember that there are hardworking men out there, also wasting company time, trying to destroy a pair of khakis with a wrecking ball. Watch them all here.
Skittles Giraffe
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
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Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
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Vita Coco Treats
Vita Coco is turning up the sweet-and-tart with its newest Frosted Lemonade Treats, the latest addition to its popular coconut water-inspired lineup. Following hits like Strawberries & Creme and Orange & Creme, this flavor pairs zesty lemon with a coconutty finish for a refreshingly indulgent twist. Designed as a small moment of escape, Frosted Lemonade Treats transform a hectic commute or cluttered desk into a sunnier state of mind, delivering the functional benefits of coconut water with bold, pronounceable ingredients. Available nationwide in stores and online, it's the ultimate pick-me-up for anyone who wants a mindful, mood-boosting treat that feels like summer in a bottle.
Presented by Vita Coco.
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ETENWOLF S6 Tire Inflator
The ETENWOLF Vortex S6 is a dual-cylinder powerhouse built to tackle everything from pickup and RV tires to bikes and inflatables. It pumps a 31-inch pickup tire from 30 to 35 PSI in just a minute, thanks to 1.5 CFM airflow, while the integrated air bleeder valve lets off-roaders instantly deflate and reinflate for traction on sand, mud, or rocks. Designed for nonstop performance, its active cooling system handles heavy-duty trucks without overheating, and the massive 19,200 mAh battery inflates up to 18 F‑150 tires per charge with 45 W PD fast charging for rapid recharge. Add precision digital pressure readouts, specialized RV/pickup modes, on-board accessory storage, and a 10-year lifespan built into precision-engineered cylinders, and the S6 earns its keep for serious vehicle owners.
Presented by ETENWOLF.
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The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
