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Norman Tugwater, Fantasy Sports Attorney
At your draft this year, keep an eye out for Norman Tugwater (Gary Busey), the fantasy sports lawyer of Adrian Peterson. YOU MUST PAY! (Or face the spork.)
Mentos Spider
The Brock Lesnar of Arachnids sends one brave gentleman to the ER.
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PATRICKS Plus Range Shampoo and Conditioner
Hair loss may start quietly, but PATRICKS Plus Range makes sure it doesn't stay that way. Crafted with cutting-edge actives like Capixyl, Redensyl, Baicapil, and Procapil, this award-winning shampoo and conditioner duo works at the root — blocking DHT, boosting circulation, and reigniting follicle activity. Designed for daily use and all hair types, it's the ultimate ritual for men who demand thicker, stronger, fuller hair without compromise. Whether you're fighting fallout or fortifying for the future, the Plus Range turns your daily wash into a powerful defense, marrying advanced biotech with refined self-care.
Presented by PATRICKS.
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Patricks AL1 Anti Lag Capsules
Jet lag doesn't care how you fly — first, business, or grinding economy. PATRICKS AL1 Anti-Lag Capsules were designed for those who cross time zones like intersections, balancing boardrooms in Tokyo with sunsets in Tulum. The dual-capsule system is simple: AM sharpens focus with nootropics like Bacopa and L-Theanine, while PM calms the system with Ashwagandha, Passionflower, and anti-inflammatories like Turmeric. No stimulants. No crash. Just calibrated recovery tested at 38,000 feet and built to stash in your dopp kit or glovebox. Whether you're landing for meetings or mojitos, AL1 helps you arrive as the best version of yourself.
Presented by PATRICKS.
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Dickies 874 Work Pant
While you're sitting at your desk watching Invisible Monkeys, just remember that there are hardworking men out there, also wasting company time, trying to destroy a pair of khakis with a wrecking ball. Watch them all here.
Skittles Giraffe
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
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HP Printer 6001
The HP Smart Tank 6001 is the ultimate all-in-one printer, delivering high-volume, cost-efficient, and high-quality printing for any need. With up to two years of ink included, users can print up to 8,000 color pages or 6,000 black pages before needing a refill, reducing both costs and waste. Featuring automatic two-sided printing, borderless color prints, and seamless mobile printing via the HP Smart App, the Smart Tank 6001 is effortless to use. From crisp text documents to frame-worthy photos, the Smart Tank 6001 ensures premium-quality prints while making printing convenient and worry-free. Enjoy $110 off now through 7/5.
Presented by HP.
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Jack Archer Jetsetter Shorts
For the man whose passport sees more stamps than dust, the Jack Archer Jetsetter Shorts are the essential uniform of elevated travel. Crafted with the discerning frequent flyer in mind, these shorts blend tailored aesthetics with ultimate performance. The sculpted waistband lifts with intention and ensures first-class comfort without compromise. Wrinkle-free, odor-resistant, and stain-repellent, they demand nothing and deliver everything. With fabric that adapts to motion and maintains its shape across time zones, the Jetsetter is proof that luxury doesn't pause for laundry. From Santorini to São Paulo, this is how you stay sharp without trying.
Presented by Jack Archer.
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Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
