Is It Monday Yet?
Only three more Mondays until Gruden starts his new season of brown nosing above the gridiron.
Only three more Mondays until Gruden starts his new season of brown nosing above the gridiron.
Directed by (sellout?) Frank Miller, this teaser for a new Gucci fragrance stars Evan Rachel Wood and Chris Evans. Full version coming September 12, 2010 at the MTV VMAs.
At your draft this year, keep an eye out for Norman Tugwater (Gary Busey), the fantasy sports lawyer of Adrian Peterson. YOU MUST PAY! (Or face the spork.)
Tailored for black-tie formality without sacrificing comfort, the Reynolds Piqué Bib Formal Shirt elevates the dress code with 100% fine Italian cotton and a structured piqué bib front. Featuring a refined Monterey collar, French placket, and single-needle stitching, it's a modern classic built for movement with rotated armholes and gusseted seams. Finished with Talbott's signature gold details and crafted from easy-care, Oeko-Tex certified fabric, it's as functional as it is polished.
Presented by Robert Talbott.
Seize the day with Medterra's Mood Boost Gummies and embrace a positive, refreshed outlook! These gummies are a delicious and effective way to enhance well-being, using natural ingredients like Saffron alongside 50mg full-spectrum hemp extract CBD, 5mg of THC, and 3mg of additional minor cannabinoids. They come in a delightful Strawberry Citrus flavor designed to reduce stress, improve focus, and brighten your day. Medterra prioritizes your happiness, ensuring a gentle, uplifting buzz and boost that keeps you feeling your best all day long.
Presented by Medterra.
The Brock Lesnar of Arachnids sends one brave gentleman to the ER.
While you're sitting at your desk watching Invisible Monkeys, just remember that there are hardworking men out there, also wasting company time, trying to destroy a pair of khakis with a wrecking ball. Watch them all here.
Take the edge off with Earlybird, the Austin-based brand delivering full-spectrum CBD gummies that offer just the right dose of relaxation without derailing your day. Each gummy contains 2.5mg of naturally derived hemp THC for a subtle, functional buzz — perfect for unwinding without the hangover. Think of them as a warm hug for your nervous system and a smooth companion for travel, sleep, or stress. Available in Strawberry, Lemon, and Watermelon — for a feel-good intro to your new favorite ritual.
Presented by Earlybird.
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Forged for those who don't just travel, but arrive, MVST's Carbon S and Carbon X suitcases are the kind of gear that turns heads in first class and gets a nod from the Bellagio valet. Wrapped in military-grade carbon fiber and edged in 6 series anodized aluminum, these aren't your standard carry-ons — they're tactical instruments of movement. The Carbon S is streamlined with a wide telescopic handle that opens up packing space, while the Carbon X opts for a bolder, squared-off profile that's sharp enough to match your tailoring. Inside, Alter-Nappa leather and Alcantara set the tone: understated opulence for the man who's seen every lounge. Personalize your piece by engraving or color.
Presented by MVST.
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.