Is It Monday Yet?
Only three more Mondays until Gruden starts his new season of brown nosing above the gridiron.
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Frank Miller's Gucci Guilty
Directed by (sellout?) Frank Miller, this teaser for a new Gucci fragrance stars Evan Rachel Wood and Chris Evans. Full version coming September 12, 2010 at the MTV VMAs.
Norman Tugwater, Fantasy Sports Attorney
At your draft this year, keep an eye out for Norman Tugwater (Gary Busey), the fantasy sports lawyer of Adrian Peterson. YOU MUST PAY! (Or face the spork.)
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Luca Faloni Bermuda Shorts
Cut from pure Italian linen and crafted in Northern Italy, Luca Faloni's Bermuda shorts don't chase trends — they define a way of life. Their garment-dyed hues echo Amalfi frescos and Riviera skies, while an internal drawstring and horn button closure deliver comfort without compromise. Whether you're meandering cobbled alleys in search of the perfect sea urchin spaghetti or slipping into sun-drenched silence on a private terrace above Positano, these shorts whisper of leisure with intention. For men who savor nuance, curate color, and choose stillness over spectacle, this is summer — tailored, tasteful, and timeless.
Presented by Luca Faloni.
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Garden of Life Meal Replacement Shake
When brunch isn't in the cards, reach for Raw Organic Meal Replacement Powder—a truly clean, all-in-one shake that packs 20 g of organic plant-based protein, 6 g of fiber, and a full spectrum of vitamins, minerals, probiotics, and enzymes from 44 raw superfoods. It's USDA Organic, Non-GMO, vegan, gluten- and dairy-free—and tastes shockingly smooth for something so loaded. Just shake it with water or almond milk and you've got a whole-food meal that fuels the hustle, not the junk.
Presented by Garden of Life
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Mentos Spider
The Brock Lesnar of Arachnids sends one brave gentleman to the ER.
Dickies 874 Work Pant
While you're sitting at your desk watching Invisible Monkeys, just remember that there are hardworking men out there, also wasting company time, trying to destroy a pair of khakis with a wrecking ball. Watch them all here.
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Hubble Contact Lenses
Hubble Contacts delivers FDA-approved daily lenses to your door with a no-hassle subscription that's high-quality, affordable, and free of hidden fees. Designed for all-day comfort, it's a modern, mission-driven fix for overpriced eye care. Skip the store, see the world clearly, and keep your budget intact.
Presented by Hubble.
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Best Buy Back to School Event
Best Buy's Back to School Sale is running through August 24, featuring over 300 products from top brands like Apple, Samsung, and Bose. Shoppers can score instant savings on everything from laptops and tablets to headphones and smart TVs, making it the perfect time to upgrade your tech before the semester kicks off.
Presented by Best Buy.
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Skittles Giraffe
We always knew giraffes had to be good for something other than the trimming of tall shrubs and those terrific summer-weight fur coats. We kid.
Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
